Can we have a Thicc/Lewd Food thread This is all i have sorry

>>8277727
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>>8277727
This thread is stupid OP but I'll contribute just to spare your feelings. Check out this thicc grandma makin some fuckin lewd pasta nigga

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>>8277751

>max fill

everytime

>>8277770
>oil isn't even hot

Fucking hell.

>>8277751
>cold oil

every time

>>8277919
Only issue I have is that yes... It looks great but it's overfilled as fuck...

>>8277777

>>8277919
I had a version of this in Cyprus, damn tasty.
Not usually a fan of pork either.

>>8277727
How the hell is this even called?
I see this webm and the other with 6 little ones all the time but never is someone posting the name.

>>8278043
Looks like castella cake

>>8278046
Seems like it. Thanks for the quick reply.

>>8278046
>>8278043
I've baked some castella in my life but i never achieved to make it fluffy like this video :^(

>>8277751
>the way it just sits in the oil

errytiem

>>8277919
should have just stopped after the first filling layer. , or skipped the middle filling and gone straight to hte chips.

the battered chicken sticks wrapped in square , processed bacon slices look awful.

>>8278060
Fuck off, shitwit.

>>8277751
liquids overflowing from jars gets me so hot FUCK

>>8277751
I fucking died.

Is that hotdog frozen? Is the oil cold? Wtf is happening here???

>>8277751
fuck off autistic jack poster

>>8277876
>>8277880
It's to match Jack's room temperature IQ

>>8278111
The latter.
Jack once burned his hand because of hot oil splashes (because he threw it in like a massive retard), so now he uses cold oil then, iirc, heats it.

>>8278197
>Jack once burned his hand because of hot oil splashes (because he threw it in like a massive retard)
this i know from the webms posted here
>now he uses cold oil then, iirc, heats it
i hope this isn't true. i didn't think i could hate him even more

>>8278159
I see this avocado toast all the time now (not presented that nice, but, avocado toast all the same). This a new trend or something?

It seems to be presented as a health food, but really it's bread and a fattening avocado so not sure what the thought process is there.

>>8277919
Jesus christ no wonder americans are so goddamn fat

>>8278246
>fat is bad!!!!
yes it's a new trend. You know your body needs fats right? Avocado is a good source of it, so yes it's healthy. And as long as you choose good bread it's not a bad thing to eat either.

You've seem to confuse dieting to lose weight with a healthy diet. Not the same thing.

>>8278246
Avocadoes have been in since the '80s, they're not a fad, and definitely not a new one.

>>8278304
Cado on toast is a current trend.

>>8278252
das not from america friend-o

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>>8277727

>>8278313
No it isn't.

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>>8277727
i wanna fuck it

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>>8278355
Yes it is

>>8278270
>You know your body needs fats right
it needs at best a spoonful per day. you aren't supposed to burn energy from fat, it's a last resort mechanics for when you can't get sugar/carbs which never happens in modern times.

>>8278724
So some avocado on toast is spot on. Good to know.

>>8278613
This triggers me

>>8277727

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>>8278724
Tell that to the epileptics who stop being epileptics when they go on a ketogenic diet.

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>>8277727
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>>8277751
what video?

>>8278252
It's from Italy, you mouth-breathing retard.

>>8278252
>provola
>Stracettie de Pollo
>American

>>8277750
This looks like Italian lamian.

>>8278043
>>8278046
>>8278054
Looks like souffle cheesecake to me.

>>8278270
Yeah I understand avocado has good fats, but, seems like between avocado and peanut butter the health nuts are getting enough fat. Then you add it on top of a giant piece of bread and it doesn't actually look like that healthy of a breakfast (yes I realize bread in moderation is okay too).

It's sort of like the people that go to einsteins and get a Power Bagel with peanut butter. Maybe eating 1/4 of it would be good... but eating the whole thing is hardly healthy it's like a carb and fat overload.

>>8278304
I know avocado has been around, but actually their in much higher demand now and thus the prices are going up. Further I've never seen these toast places until recently. Avocado was in salads and such, but, now just eating avocado toast is new to me. Maybe It was around and I missed it.

>>8278971
Hyperbole much? What do you have against avocados?

>>8278982
Hipsters

>>8278971
An avocado is generally 200-300 calories and a slice of bread is about 100. What do you consider a good breakfast?

If you're not some slob that sits in an office and doesn't work out ever, shooting for a 500-600kcal breakfast is reasonable.

>>8278971
>it's like a carb and fat overload.
Neither of those things are bad.

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>>8278997
Sssshhh. He fell for the protein meme.

>>8278159
>toast is burnt
>food art
>obscene amount of an already memefood
yep, its a memefood

>>8277919
What's up with the cooking gloves

>>8278724
This is wrong

>>8278111
Jack the hack happened, that's what.
>>8278079
Since 1929, its gotta be good, no?

>>8277751
Can I get a YouTube link? I wanna watch this culinary expert make some corndogs