Why do people pretend to like cucumber?

To confuse and irritate you. Is it working?

It has a good 'fresh' consistency and you can put flavor on it with vinegar/oil/spices/herbs/salt

How the fuck can you hate cucumbers?

>>8274707
Yes

>>8274700
dont lie
you like them

in your butt

>>8274700
I love cucumbers.
And I will never know why some people fucking love celery. Eugh.

>>8274743
I don't love celery, but I grew up with it as a flavoring in my mom's amazing Thanksgiving stuffing and my grandma's chicken soup. I definitely wouldn't want to go without it for the rest of my life.

>>8274700
Cucumber isn't the main guy, it's the sidekick. It's like comparing a beta orbiter to Chad.

>rye, tempeh, cucumber
>smoked salmon, cucumber
>liver pate, sourdough, cucumber
>guacamole, cucumber
>hummus, cucumber
etcetera

>>8274779
I like eating it on its own. I don't even bother salting it most of the time. The texture and mild sweetness are so pleasing.

>>8274700
I can by looks that OP's cucumber is atrocious. See that white flesh? It's been dehydrated to the point of not being tasty at all. A good cucumber has greenish transluscent flesh indicating it has a lot of water in it.

>>8274700
Cucumber can be terrible; it also can be sublime
>you can also stick it in your pooper

>>8274700
salt them you idiot

>>8274700
Cucumbers are pretty damn good my mans. Nice soft but crispy texture, taste is somewhat sweet and watery, goes well with any kind of food.
Cucumbers are pretty damn great.

>>8274712
this.

thats one of the best vegs, so refreshing.

>>8274700
I don't see how you dislike cucumbers. When I have a salad, it's the veg I look forward to the most.

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I pretend to like cucumber so much that I get a bunch pretty much every time I go grocery shopping.

>my pretend face when cucumbers are on sale right now.

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>>8274700
Cucumbers exist solely for the purpose of becoming dill pickles, my man, just the way God intended

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>>8275445
>my face imagining you with your cucumbers