You can only post in this thread if you drink black coffee.

>you mean just filter coffee?
I enjoy a cappuccino and a lattes time to time

I drink black coffee at meetings or when I have to be alpha, any other time and im fagging it up

Do I have to listen to heavy metal to post here? Cuz this seems like a really cool thread and metal is all shit

Ever tried doing a cold brew for iced coffee? Shits bomb when black.

>>8273336
>Generalizes entire genres
>Thinks his opinion matters

Coconut oil in coffee yey or ney?

>>8271595
Does cold brew count?

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>>8273336
>metal is all shit
My dear sweet summer child

>>8273357
>>8273367
Sorry but it's true. Do yourself a favor and grow out of that music ASAP

>>8273361
Of course it fucking does, fuck anyone who says otherwise.

>>8273373
The only thing true is you're a big wet floppy pussy

>>8273374
Yes! I've found acceptance, does anyone want to come to my party?

>>8273418
Of course I do!

I too like black coffee

I love black coffee but it upsets my stomach and I don't want ulcers so I usually drink a light roast.

>>8273648
You should try cold brew, I have a sensitive baby stomach and it doesn't give me stomach aches, really. Just makes me piss a lot.

Black coffee ist kreig

sup reddit

>>8273668
Not much man, I just ate dinner. How are you

If i drink too much my sweat starts smelling like coffee and i can't escape coffeescent

I love good coffee. How can you taste and appreciate the stuff if you adulterate it with cream and sugar?
I also love my novelty mugs. Anyone else here have a collection?

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black coffee race reportin in

>I like my coffee how I like my metal

I don't like coffee

>>8273749
post collection please

>>8273358
I've done it. It's alright, but not my favorite thing.

Just came from the /tv/ thread. Is dark roast better or light roast? I prefer dark but if you wanna suggest the best light roast I'll try it.

>>8274058
Its not like you can suggest the "best" light roast. It really depends on what you like and what you are looking for. Same thing for roast level. Some beans need to be roasted darker than others however at a certain point all you are going to taste is the roast and not the bean itself. Stick to Full City and under.

I like fresh fruit. I don't eat ordinary canned fruit because I'm an ATHEIST.

I feel myself secretly judging other people for putting anything like sugar or milk in their coffee.

Like they're somehow weaker than I am.

I like my coffee how I like my women.
Absolutely no pubic hair.

>>8271595

Reporting in. God I love it. I will never understand how people can stand pulverizing a good cup of coffee with sugar and cream/milk.

>>8271595
Adding a tiny splash of half-and-half really brings out the flavor and adds a full-bodied feel to the coffee, it's amazing.

I can't drink it black anymore, it would be a waste of perfectly good coffee.

i like coffee with sugar and cream except for the god awful aftertaste. literally one of the worst aftertastes ive ever tasted

>>8273327
>>8271595
Black coffee in the morning, lattes in the evening.

>>8273327
>I drink black coffee when I have to be alpha
there is absolutely _nothing_ alpha about drinking coffe black. people drink it black because it tastes much better, which requires good coffee, though.

>>8274358
Holy kek, I'm not the only one.
I know it's silly but it's so pleb to dilute a beautiful coffee.

This whole thread is cringy. If you enjoy the taste of black coffee then fucking drink it that way. Or if you don'tbhave time or can't be bithered with adding anything tonyour coffee then drink it that way. There's nothing cool about drinking it black, and nothing wrong with adding a bunch of bullshit to it either.

>>8271595
When I drink coffee (read rarely), always back with a few ice cubes to cool it down, though unless it's exceptionally smooth ice coffee, I generally add a drop of cream. I'm a tea guy personally and most people don't have a clue how to make decent cup.

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>if you deviate from the mainstream in any way at all, it's purely because you want to be a rebellious special snowflake and no other possible reason

>>8275477
Yes?
There is truth in this statement.

>>8271595
IM NOT SURE HOW PEOPLE CAN STOMACH DRINKING COFFEE WITH CREAM AND SUGAR

>>8275640

There's no truth in it whatsoever.

>>8275683
People who have nothing else going for them try their hardest to be unique and accepted for their "uniqueness".
This is why groups of like-minded people tend to gravitate together due to their shared interests.

>>8271595
i do love my black coffee
(pic related)

>>8275687
I never really understood why conformity became so cool on an anonymous imageboard. Who do you have to impress?

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>>8275702
lol forgot pick

>>8275736
If you've ever reposted a meme or a bizarre grammar quirk you learned from this site, you've taken part in comformity.

>>8275736
>who do you have to impress?

Anime waifus?

>>8275746
Winrar

>>8273336
>heavy metal

oh, /ck/

>>8271595
I can read that logo, that band probably sucks

>>8275687
I'm well aware that people like that exist, but we're talking about fucking coffee here, not designer shoes or some shitty indie band. Get over yourself.

I like black coffee. I also like black metal. But I do also like sugar in my coffee. I don't really like sugar in my black metal.

>>8276365
>I don't really like sugar in my black metal.
you mean you dont like babymetal?

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Am I the only one who almost exclusively drinks black coffee and couldn't care less how others enjoy theirs? It's just a fucking stimulant.
>mfw someone brags about enjoying black coffee

you can only reply to this comment if you prefer hot chocolate

>>8271595
Reporting.
I can't drink coffee any other way. I just don't like it with sugar, or cream, or syrups.
Oddly, though, I like strong black tea with a splash of just cream (actually I use fat free half and half).
Black coffee is best coffee, I like the way you can taste the differences in beans. This is why I hate Starbucks and every coffee shop that follows their model.

>>8276580
No. I only drink black coffee, but everyone else I live with uses sugar and cream. I couldn't give a rat's ass if someone like to put shit in their coffee, as long as they leave my cup alone.

>>8276596
>fat free half and half
that's not cream, it's corn syrup with casein protein mixed in so they can still call it a dairy process product.

>>8276605
Don't be stupid. I'm looking at my carton right now, and there's ZERO sugar/corn syrup in it. There is emulsifiers, though, but those don't bother me in the least.

>>8276651
Cream is milkfat.
How could to simulate "cream" without using cream?
An emulsification of chemicals and carrageenan.

>>8276663
>An emulsification of chemicals and carrageenan.
Why are you scared of chemicals? Chemicals are technically in everything, including unadulterated foods and drinks. Don't be so afraid of words, unless you know what they mean and have a reason to be. Sodium citrate is nothing to be afraid of . And carageenan is only bad for you if you ingest large quantities of it. Stop being so paranoid.

>>8276708
I'd rather drink real milkfat instead of some chemistry experiment that simulates milkfat.

I bet you drink diet coke too, right?

>>8276716
>some chemistry experiment

Shouldn't you be somewhere churning your artisan butter for your toast stand? Don't get your woven wheatstalk dress caught in the paddle, fatass.

>>8276716
Oh, and for the record, I don't drink any soda, fatass.

>>8276768
>>8276773
ass devastation

>>8276792
Please, grow a pair, you're embarrassing yourself. Being ignorant is nothing to be proud of.

>>8276796
ok kid

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This is sort of a shitposting thread, but I don't want to start a new one anyway.

If I only have a small blender to grind coffee, should I bother with beans or buy a properly ground pre-ground coffee?

>>8276870
A piss basic electric blade grinder costs $10, but coffee audiophiles will probably attack you if you mention blade grinders and insist that $3000 is the ABSOLUTE BARE MINIMUM base price for a decent coffee burr grinder.

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>>8275288
>people drink it black because it tastes much better
>which requires good coffee

>be me (Mexican)
>Used to Altura coffee (All of my coffee is from Veracruz)
>Drink black all day everyday
>Move to UK
>Start working at random company
>All coffee is Nescafe
>added sugar and milk all the way
>all mfw

>>8276909
Do fursuiters exist in mexico?
I've always wondered if this is just a first world thing.

>drinking Folgers dark roast out of a 10 dollar coffee machine w/ just a pinch of sugar

feelsgoodman

>>8276918
The thing about Mexicans is that there's always a Mexican there (at least), somewhere, where you least expect them. So my guess would be yes.

>Was in Techonolgy Strategy Board sponsored project
>People selected from the best of the best to innovate in companies in the UK
>Wasn't the only Mexican there
Welp

>gf is Greek
>worked at the Athens airport
>there was a Mexican there

>be at Heathrow airport
>waving parents goodbye
>dude at gate was Mexican

>be at pub in London
>go to bathroom
>Mexican teens talking usual bs there

>>8276565
Wouldn't call em black metal but yeah, not a fan

>>8276900
Naw, man. I have a Cuisinart burr grinder that I bought for about $60 a couple years ago, and it still works great after daily use. You don't need to overspend to get a good burr grinder.

Black coffee master race reporting in.

I knew I had a problem with cream and sugar in the past when I started adding cream, sugar, and honey to my tea as well. I finally stopped that shit and never looked back.

Got a decent perculator pot and a keurig. Life is good.

in uk it was piss easy to drink black coffee because the shops oftentimes had a good selection of good tasting coffee.
Back in NE europe the only shit we get is finnish garbage which has no other taste but "character building".
Impossible to drink it black.

And honestly I don't judge people for adding milk and sugar.

Black coffee is my favourite, in fact the best coffee I've had is in Portugal, the style of Americano they make there is so creamy.

But I also like to ponce it up with a mocha if its a cold day and I've been out on a long bike ride or something.

Speaking pf which, does there exist a decent cheapo espresso machine? Im poor. I have a cafetiere and an aeropress but I want dat crema. Cant find an espresso machine under £70 that brings the correct pressure.

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A cup for breakfast, a cup after dinner. That's pretty much the amount I get daily. Not gonna pollute it with sugar, cream, cinnamon.

>>8271595
I drink it black because I don't want diabetes and morbid obesity

>>8276870
I blend whole beans in my Vitamix.

Far from the consistency you would get with a good burr blender, but still tastes better than any coffee I have gotten anywhere else.

>>8273373
the same way you grew out of your XXL shirt when you turned 15?

>>8276768
>Don't get your woven wheatstalk dress caught in the paddle, fatass.

Kek

>>8276909
>those faces of disappointment
I feel bad for those parents every time I see this pic posted

I only drink black coffee when in public nd I want others to know how enlightened and manly I am.

I only drink sweetened black coffee when in public nd I want others to know how enlightened I am and how much I fit in.

i've always drank black coffee because its how i've always thought coffee should taste.. ive tried it with cream and sugar and it just seems like it waters it down and dilutes the flavor.. adding cream and sugar is like drinking a bud light instead of a craft beer.. am i delusional?

>>8271595
I'm trying to drink it black. I've been cutting off the amounts of cream and sugar each morning when I make it, but it just tastes too good.

>>8273373
what do you listen to? do you even like music? really curious not a troll

What's a good price for an electric burr grinder?
I don't want to spend 10 minutes grinding my daily cup.

>>8277940
That's a weird moka pot

>>8278948
No, I 100% agree and that's a fantastic way of putting it.

I drink black coffee when I'm running late, but if I actually get to choose, I get a drink that tastes nice. Like a cappuccino, or a meme drink from Starbucks. Drinking things that taste inferior for your masculinity complex is dumb.

>>8279103
Just a little inside joke I have with myself. I insult heavy metal whenever it comes up online. I don't hate metal, I just think it's the music of guys with ginger beards and long hair who like lots of notes and don't particularly like to think too much while listening. Of course I realize that's a useless generalization. Funny thing is, metal fans are almost always good natured and calmly and confidently dismiss my abuse. You guys are alright with me.

>>8271595
coffee makes me shit instantly and caffeine cracks me out really bad.

>>8278948
Putting a dab of cream in a good cup of coffee, to me, is like putting a bit of high quality olive oil on a good piece of mozzarella - the fats/oils marry in your mouth and makes for an objectively better experience.

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>>8280690
I wish, morphine is a hell of a bowel stopper.
>adding miralax to ice coffee though and watch out

Any /out/fags will get this pic

>>8271595
I dont drink black coffee therefore your rules dont apply to me.

>>8280702
I bet you put ketchup on Mac and Cheese as well.

You're fucking weird.

I've been doing intermittent fasting and having black coffee on an empty stomach has been upsetting my stomach. :o(

Your bean sludge is brown, though.

I can only drink my coffee black, but I can only drink my tea with excessive amounts of sugar/honey in it
am I a degenarate cu/ck/s?

>>8281722
Why are you fasting and why would you drink coffee on an empty stomach?

>>8283167
For weight loss.

>>8271595
putting milk in coffee is a fucking disgusting habit and those who do so need to be shipped off to reeducation camps.

i missed my black coffee this morning because i have caught some horrible virus and keep shitting water

>>8273367
It's true. The only genre of any art that is literally a cry for help.

>>8271595
That mug made me cringe so much.

People over 25 who like metal are also cringeworthy to the max.

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>Buy 3D-printed Skerton grinder mod
>one of the screws tear through the plastic so now there's a wobble
>no change in grind consistency, but now grinding is a pain as I gotta shake every 15 seconds for the beans to go through
Waste of goddamn time and money

>>8279558
I drink a big mug of coffee every morning, and I don't take more than five minutes, tops.

>>8275219
literally the opposite of what italians do

>>8279558
boil
grind
brew
take l-theanine

takes me about 5 mins

>>8282968
tea is weirdly gross black

>>8284104

What if I dress normally and keep my hair cut and never talk about metal with anyone who doesn't enjoy it? I hate people who make their music taste into their identity.

>>8281722
try double espresso
you could also skip lunch instead

>>8271595
like solely?

I drink straight up black death about 75% of the time - either espresso, drip, or turkish depending how much time I have in the morning.

The other 25%, I make that shit as girly as I can.

>>8271595
I drink coffee black, and I drink tea black, but I prefer tea to coffee.

Tea is for relaxing, coffee is for working long hours.

>>8275739
i drink coffee for this reason alone :)

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>>8273757
> black race reportin in
I hear you, mah nigga. Down with whitie!

>>8271595
>I like my coffee like I like my bulls