Suicide recipes

>>8263575

200 apple seeds

>>8263575
Who are you going to kill?
Make sure to build up a little convenience with them so they trust you. Bake them some shit once in a while before you try and poison them

>>8263606
Not a recipe, but good idea.

Maybe 200 apple seeds blended into a berry smoothie?

>>8263647
Bad idea. They'd introduce an off flavor and require chewing.
Almond/lemon cake or semifreddo is a better idea

>>8263575
I wonder how much dry flour you'd have to eat before suffering horrific intestinal blockages.

File: Live Wire Latte.gif (70KB, 700x577px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 700x577px

>>8263575
I have no idea but this might If it doesn't I think drinking it would make you want to kill yourself.

>>8263575
Eat two or three cherry seeds. Chew them good and wash it down with your favourite beverage because you're fucking dead.

>>8263575
Bake chicken breast with sliced jalapenos on top

>>8264960
That's absurd. You're fucking absurd. Do you even check what you're typing is true before you hit post?

>>8263575
Do you have any medical conditions you can exploit? Diabetes? Heart failure? Allergy?

>>8265042
Sadly, I was not blessed with any serious food allergies. I can eat just about everything except copious amounts of dairy, which makes me vomit.

>>8264960
You're thinking of apples, bro.