Need a fine meal in my life

>>8262505
Throw Top Semen into the trash can where it belongs.
Go out and buy some real food.

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>>8262505
Use only the purest mineral waters to simmer it, and make sure to add the seasoning packet while it's at that heat level so it dissolves properly.
That is cuisine oodles of noodles
also to make it 3 star, break the brick into thirds. pic related. Try to snap it at the line, it makes eating them so much fucking easier. I'd say snap them in half but that's a chore

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>>8262513
FUCK wrong image, sorry
you want the break to be near the end where it folds over, not on the other end

>>8262505
Put some soy sauce in the water
Boil some onion and carrot slices with the noodles, real meat if you've got it
Eat with your favorite pepper sauce

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>>8262505
Buy some Sambal Oelek. If you're in flyover land dont worry they sell it at walmart in the asian condiment section. The stuff is amazing and you'll start to add it into everything.

>>8262505
Just use the flavor packet and add your favorite hot sauce and some lime juice, simple isn't so bad
Though you can also chop up random veggies like mushrooms and bok choy or whatever's in your fridge to add in while the noodles are cooking, maybe make it egg-drop ramen too by beating an egg and pouring it in slowly but that makes it look like slop a lot of the time. Add in real meat if you have any, just cook it separately first since the noodles take like 5 minutes to get soggy

>>8262508
excuse me, Top Ramen(Nissin) is actually the superior brand of budget noodles due to the fact that it actually contains proper buillion in the flavor packet whereas inferior brands like Maruchan are entirely artificially flavored

>>8262505
Listen here, nigga.
1. Take onions, chop it and cry like a little bitch
2. Throw lard into a preheeted pan at maximum heat, add onions and a 3 spoons of mustard. You should get a nice mustard sauce with onions.
3. Add boiling water from kettle, ramen and spice package. Put heat to middle. It doesn't matter how much water you use, it is going to evaporate anyway.
4.Let the water evaporate

>>8262505
https://youtu.be/4qKJS-8bzoA

Chop up some green onion, carrots, and slice up mushrooms. Bring the water to a boil and add those with the seasoning packet to turn it into a broth. Give it a few minutes on medium heat then add the noodle packet. Once the noodles are ready crack an egg and stir.

Super cheap and super filling.

>>8264416
epic xd