So what's the secret formula?

>>8262021
Nuclear fallout, not even joking.

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>Tomato is as thick as the patty

>>8262031
I do not under-stand.

>>8262036
There are fan theories (yes, fan theories for spongebob squarepants) that suggest Bikini Bottom is beneath the Bikini Islands, where they tested nuclear weapons. The theory suggests that the peoples of Bikini Bottom are intelligent mutants, mutated from regular sea creatures by the nuclear weapons tests.

>>8262049
I don't care about some hidden lore about talking fish freaks, i just want the secret formula!

>>8262049
Game and cartoon theories are the dumbest shit.

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>>8262053
Well, as a kid who loved spongebob (even though I was a little old for it, I think), I always imagined it as a simple hand pressed third pound burger (a little salt and pepper, with some worcestershire or something similar), tomato, lettuce, cheese, mustard and ketchup. It always looked like something really simple to me, which was something that appealed to me.

>>8262065

dude fuck you

>>8262065
That's not fun! That's not fun or secret at all! I hate you!!

>>8262065
>Worcestershire sauce
>Underwater

Even suspending the fact that it's a goddamn fish sauce, expecting a liquid sauce to be used underwater is unrealistic as fuck.

>>8262073
>>8262078
>>8262079
Oh... Sorry.

>>8262021
Crab jizz

>>8262021
Secret formula in the burger patty is a sweet and savory mixture of coconut sugar, paprika and cardamom, with a little added vinegar.

>>8262021
Plankton.

>>8262079
>spongebob
>realism
kek

>>8262121
>kek

What are you implying?

It's Mayonnaise

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>when you see his channel is still up and consistently uploading videos

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>>8262079
>unrealistic as fuck.

>>8262100
YOUR THEORY IS BULLSHIT

>>8262061
But the purgatory spoopy theory about Ed, Edd and Eddy on /x/ was ok-ish.

>>8262136
Jesus christ.

>There are over
>400 particles in the universe
>Today

>My favourite planet is Uranus
>I flew my wheelchair into it many times

>>8262710
Sounds spooky. Mind telling us about it, friendo?

>>8263774
Gist of it is the different kids represent dead children from different time periods all living in purgatory which is why summer never ends and there are no adults.

>>8262136
>was hoping it's doubleswee
>open link
>it is

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>>8262065
You forgot the pickles.