I am a man who does not deserve fruits. AMA

Elaborate

>>8261640
NO MAN DESERVES FRUIT. THEY ARE A GIFT FROM GOD.

I'm a man who doesn't like fruit

>>8262674
We live in a world where this man gets fruits but OP does not

>>8261640
Are you like my mother who gets horrible stomach pain whenever she eats any fruit?

>>8261640
Well, what if you grow them yourself?

When I was little, I was horribly mauled by fruit. To this day, when walking alone in the dark, the sound of rustling leaves makes my hair stand up and walk a little faster.

>>8261673
It's an AMA, you must ask in the form of a question

What the fuck is wrong with this board

>>8263041
will you elaborate?

>>8262950
When i was a child, my parents were gunned down by fruit, so i decided to use my money and resources to take on crime as Doleman.

>>8262674
Elaborate?

I am a man who doesn't deserve vegetables. AMA?

>>8263381
not all fruit are bad
fruit lives matter

>>8261640
will u still eat deez nuts

are you a man who does not deserve elaborate fruits?

what's up, Tantalus?

>>8263815
Fruits are still good.

I am a fruit who does not deserve mans

>>8266579
Hi would you like to be friends my name is pineapple

>>8264061
Have a (you), my fellow /myth/ fag

>>8263797
I don't care for the sweetness of it and the texture of fruit varies so wildly depending on ripeness and whatnot that I hate it.

>>8266628
you have to be 18+ to post on 4chan