ITT: Guilty pleasures

File: mk_corned_beef_hash_hero.png (137KB, 195x315px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 195x315px

This shit with two eggs, some cheese all on a tortilla with Sriracha is the ultimate hangover food.

File: Loaded-Buffalo-Chicken-Nachos.jpg (84KB, 670x1012px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 670x1012px

>>8260884
Loaded chicken nachos. It must have: black beans, corn, green onions, jalapeños, salsa, habenero sauce, and (real) cheese.

Fuck you, diet.

>>8260884
A SPAM AND FRIED EGG SANDWICH ON FRENCH BREAD IS GOAT

>>8260980
can confirm, spamwiches are god-tier

>>8260884
i like to cube spam and fry it up, mix it with some eggs and potatoes and a green pepper

File: dickmerkin.jpg (129KB, 800x534px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 800x534px

>>8260893
only if the eggs are fried.

>>8260893
my mom's husband used to make this for sunday breakfast when i was a kid. really good stuff

File: papuja.jpg (26KB, 320x479px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 320x479px

This shit, i sometimes just pour them into a bowl and nuke for few minutes and eat.
Every time it kills me inside but tastes delicious

File: WP_20161109_001.jpg (954KB, 2688x1520px) Image search: [Google]

954KB, 2688x1520px

Spamwich?

>>8260884
Pringles, i hate getting them because I feel so fat eating them but damn the baked potato flavor is best

>>8262294
damn that looks good

>>8262105
Embrace your inner Anglo

File: 5511793346092_3671602919438.jpg (95KB, 480x300px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 480x300px

>>8260884
>>8260893
Last week i bought one of these Exeter corned beef due to nostalgia.

Fucking disgusting shit, but tastes good if you can ignore what's in it.

I live in Denmark and I can buy 500g ground beef/minced meat for 25dkkr in most supermarkets - but 340g corned beef costs 35dkkr in a store 50km away from me.

Spam is almost impossible to get here, as only middle eastern markets sell this type of poop food, and they don't sell pork.

>>8260884
Guilty? It's used in just about everything where I'm from

File: 791361.jpg (19KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 400x400px

>>8260884
Oh I indulged on mine for the first time in about a year today.

Spam is good as hell fried for breakfast, but i can hardly ever get it sliced just right.

My guilty pleasure is either Kids Cuisine or beef ramen with veinna sausages sliced up in it.

Spicy ramen, eaten with fried sausage (pork or goat), a cubic shitload of fried onions, and all the iced tea I can chug down.

I used to love pringles, but some time in the last 2 years they've started to taste like shit for some reason. The tortilla ones are still nice, though, if a bit of a pain in the ass to find for a good price where I live.

File: Flour.jpg (55KB, 1000x550px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 1000x550px

>>8260884

I love to bake so fucking much, from breads to pies. Flour is my guilty pleasure.

>>8262105
...What kind of degenerate caveman wrote the English part?

File: datsugar.jpg (710KB, 564x500px) Image search: [Google]

710KB, 564x500px

I will eat these until I cease to be human.

>>8262320
Where at?
Hawaii?

>>8262686
These should be fucking illegal.
I can't stop.

>>8262686
so fucking soft

>>8262962
Yeah, I know its cause we had a lot during the war but it is legitimately tasty in a lot of things. Spam musibi was a staple food for me in highschool, and it goes really well with pretty much anything salty. Spam by itself out of the can is nasty though, I'll admit.

>>8262552
Didn't notice that, same typo is on new cans too.
There is no english anywehere else on the can, odd because that is pretty popular generic brand here

>>8262981
>Spam musibi
I always wanted to try it.
As weird as it is on a conceptual level, it just sounds tasty.

>>8262994
If you're on the mainland they have Hawaii stores in some places that might sell them, but they're also piss easy to make yourself. There's a ton of recipies out there but essencially you just need sticky rice (doesn't even have to be that sticky, just needs to hold its shape), a slice of (cooked) spam and some nori to wrap around it, which you can find at just about any Japanese food store I imagine. And if you like the taste, good for you cause they're really good if you need to pack a quick lunch for just about anywhere.

>>8260884
That made me hurl last time I ate it.

File: 25460011_1_640x640.jpg (37KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 640x640px

>>8260884

File: 0004178000320_A.jpg (44KB, 380x380px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 380x380px

>>8260884
A shit ton of sodium, but too good to pass up.

>>8263058
ya basically starch, fat, and salt.

File: IMG_4669.jpg (42KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 400x400px

This stuff can be good.

>>8260884
Aloha brudda

>>8263311
No way. Tinned, military style corned beef will never be "good."

Do you want a simple recipe for home cured corned beef?

>>8261326
lemon > blue raspberry > black cherry > (giant power gab) > watermelon > literal shit > apple

>>8262423
>flour

>guilty

Do you have honorary Celiac's? What the fuck

>>8260884
crispy fried spam and rice is foodkino

>>8260884
Come to Asia, they have mastered SPAM. Even Hawaii they have SPAM in McDonalds.

>>8264011
>even Hawaii
Polynesians are obsessed with spam.

>>8264372
And turkey tails.

File: Almond-Cheese0-300x272.jpg (32KB, 300x272px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 300x272px

I like fake cheese for some reason.

>>8260893
ew

>>8264372
In NZ, never eaten it in my life. That spam shit looks gross as hell

>>8265999
It's more Tongans and Samoans.

>>8260893
>>8260884
You know this shit is prime man

>>8263331
This is why a lot of people don't take much of what /ck/ says seriously (when not shitposting) Yes, corned beef in a can isn't high class food, many brands aren't particularly good and eating it straight is nasty but it has the basic blocks of what humans like in food

Salty, fatty and protein, fry a decent brand up with a potato and onion or fry it and make a gravy from the drippings and you have a passable meal. Not one many would like to subsist on or what most people would call a 'good' meal but you can't say it is some inedible abomination.

Would I go out of my way to buy it? No. Woul I eat it gladly if it was the only thing I had? Also no but if I was in a pinch the barest of effort can make it decent enough.

>>8266133
Pretty much the entire pacific region ( at least the last generations) is in love with the stuff because the GIs had a deep hatred it but it was the first meat a lot of locals had in a long time.

Fried spam and onion with rice, a bit of sesame oil and soy sauce topped with a fried egg is universal from China east to Hawaii

>>8266175
Of course I'd eat it, and many other horrific things, if I was starving. But I'm not.

The simple fact is, if you want corned beef, it's as simple as throwing some salt and spices in water, putting a piece of meat in it and putting it in the refrigerator for two weeks. Why would I choose to substitute that canned abomination?

>>8266195
It's above starving but below enjoying it, I can see how some might enjoy it to have as a guilty pleasure

Though corned beef in a can is closer to a kind of incredibly mild sausage than anything else, not really sure why they call it that other than vienna sausages tainting the name of canned sausages.

>>8262294
That is some thick cuts of spam
That's like 800 calories of spam alone

>>8263331
Not him but I'd like that recipe if you're still here.