Why is it I can drink two cups of coffee and be pissing like

>>8260275
same reason why coffee makes you shit

It's the caffeine

however at work I always drink like a liter of water at lunch and like clockwork I need to go to the bathroom 10 minutes after I clock back in

my coworkers make fun of me for it and I wind up pissing in my department's sink so they don't see me go to the bathroom

Coffee is a diuretic

Because your body doesn't suck the water out of coffee and hydrate itself as easily as plain water.

>>8260275
caffeine is a diuretic

>>8260275
Coffee is a bowel stimulant and diuretic.

>>8260275
CAFFEINE IS LITERALLY A DIURETIC YOU DONKEY

Okay so what can I do to combat the effects? Drink more water to dilute the caffeine?

>>8260307
Nothing.
That will just make you piss more.

>>8260307
deal with it or drink more water yeah
the water will only help relieve that weird pressure you feel in your face when you drink too much caffeine, as well as help the antsy feeling. Also make sure you are getting adequate vitamins

>>8260281
>>8260287
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>>8260305
Caffeine is actually an anti-diuretic
A diuretic is a chemical that stimulates the reuptake of water into the blood by the kidneys, thus making you pee less

>>8260343
Did you just make up your own definition

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>>8260343
You should put on the dunce cap and face the wall.