Turducken

>>8255725

Turducken to me is like hyphenated names. PICK ONE YOU FUCK.

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>>8255725
Turducke is extremely overrated. Don't do it. The only reason to do it is for technical prowess and bragging rights, and there are way, WAY more delicious things that take as much or more skill to make, most also look much more appetizing than cramming three birds into each other.

>>8255725

OP trust me just don't bother. If you want to have variety for Christmas just make a regular Turkey with stuffing, a beef wellington (Gordon Ramsys is actually delicious) and maybe some pan roasted chicken breasts served with sauteed mushrooms over the top. Turducken is overrated as fuck.

>>8255725
Go for it. I was going to try deboning a turkey, rolling it up and cooking it sous vide. Don't have a sous vide tool but I've done it on the stove top before with just a pot of water.

>>8255725
just make each bird into it's own loaf and deep fry them. Turducken is a gamey flavor muddled clusterfuck, much more impressive visually than flavor wise

>>8255793
This sounded a lot cooler in your head than it did on the internet.

>>8255725
If you've never had I don't see why not. My family tried it once and never again. The flavors are all over the place and does not do the meats justice. In my opinion, the birds would be better prepared on their own.

Do yourself a favor and try deep frying a turkey. You'll never want to do it any other way.

A turducken is a novelty. I guess try it once to get it out of your system, but don't break it out for the first time on Thanksgiving.
Maybe for a Christmas dinner when less focus is on the meal.

>>8255982

I don't give a shit about your opinion.

>>8255982
>>8256015
looks like you really hit home with that one

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>>8256015
>your opinion to me is like hyphenated names
>I get visibly upset when you bring mine up

>>8256001
make sure it's frozen first so that it cooks evenly.

>>8256067
>>8256029

WHITE TRASH detected. Time to eat mayo and white bread sandwiches honkies

>>8256163
NIGGER TRASH detected
Go eat your welfare checks and single mothers

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>>8255725
Take several chicken breasts, filet them, sew them into a pillow.
Stuff with stuffing.
Sew closed.
Wrap in bacon.
Filet and sew together turkey breasts. Insert bacon-wrapped chicken and stuffing inside.
Football of meat without any bones, waste, and one hell of a horror show.

>>8256205

Haha nope not black try again

>>8256244
No one called you black.

Try again.

>>8256245
>Nigger trash
What does this imply?

>>8256253
That you're a shitty human being, has nothing do do with skin color.

>>8256253
that you're a nigger

Turducken is good but it really is an absolute mother fucker unless you're buying de boned birds.
>>8255973
has the right idea. having 3 full birds just looks better and offers a variety. Not to mention you can season each differently.

But if you're set, then go for it. get that butcher's twine and go to work

>>8255725
If your going to go to the effort of making turducken don't half ass it. Deep fry that bitch instead of broiling to finish it off so you get the crispiest skin possible.

>>8255906
So you boiled your turkey

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>>8255725
Quail<Hen<Duck<Chicken<Turkey<Pig<Cow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAjhG09X9YA

>>8256646
no you dunce, I'm going to vacuum pack it and control the water temp with the stove on low.