I just found out something today. There is blood in chocolate

>>8254869
OMG! I bet there's blood in your eyes too!

>>8254869
There's pus in it, too. And if you're in the US usually bovine growth hormone as well.

>>8254869
Because it's not true...

>>8254869
Because the amounts are too small to hurt you.
sola dosis facit venenum, you faggot

>>8255544
The real question is: what declination, case and function is dosis?

The dose makes the poison.

Poison is obviously accusative functioning as a direct object, dose must be some weird nominative noun.

>>8254899
>bovine growth hormone

Yeah. Literally the only first world country that permits it's use in dairy cattle. Every other country than third world shitholes has declared it a known carcinogen. Thank you corporately bought and paid for FDA.

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I worked at a dairy farm. I got some stories to tell if you guys are interested.

Feel free to ask me anything.

Pic related, this is the milking parlor. I've been shat on more times than a German porn star.

>>8255619

It's amazing how something as menial as eating a Mars bar can change your DNA

>>8255695
do you sometimes go moo moo and slap the cows ass to get it do something?

thats what me and my uncle did when id be at his farm

>>8255619
the WHO labels milk produced using bovine growth hormone as safe for human consumption
this is bait

>>8255709
Surprisingly, I had never mooed at one. But I'd have to slap their ass or sometimes kick the shit out of them to get them to move.

Once, while getting the cows out of their sleeping area and into the parlor, a cow got stuck between the bars of its bed mat area. I had to kick the shit out of its legs to get it to kneel and become unstuck.

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>>8255695
>eating Mars Bars

>>8255723
Bro, don't rely on aging British musicians for your dairy informstion.

>take a couple heaping teaspoons hot chocolate mix (ghirardelli is good)
>mix in a little heavy whipping cream, enough to make a paste, and stir with a fork or whisk to get out all the lumps
>add milk, whisking until smooth

Congrats on your blood-free chocolate milk that's better than anything you'll get in a grocery

>>8254869

Don't be stupid. You can debunk this by looking at chocolate milk through a microscope.

>>8255724
lol

i remember taking a 2x4 at them to get them moving at times