>wake up >remember trans-fats are banned in my state

>wake up
>fall out of bed
>drag a comb across my head

>>8250031
That's a shame, because someone like you should be eating those so you can go to an early grave.

>>8250036
wow what's with the hostility

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>>8250049
For me.

>>8250049
Don't like maga hats on Momiji.

Don't take it personally, I guess. Anyway, I don't know why you'd want to eat trans fats anyway, gives me an uncomfortable feeling just thinking about eating that sort of poison.

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>bake a cake with my mum
>she puts strawberries on it

THEY'RE TOO SWEET YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM WITH CAKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT RUINS IT

Its the McChicken.
The best fast food sandwich.

do americans really eat literally as soon as they get out of bed?

>>8250098
o b s e s s e d

>>8250074
Because the cake is savory right

>>8250102
His first question about america in his life

>obsessed

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>>8250031
OHAYOU /ck/!

Remember to try our best today!

>>8250252
>No fangs

>>8250066
>weebs
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