Deep Fried Mushrooms

>>8250000
Checked.
Good luck fellow Ausfag.

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i panicked and fried the first six, without any breadcrumb mixture on them, only egg wash, like a damn idiot.

they were still very tasty

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round two, egg washed and battered. no mistakes this time

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look at these fuckboys fry!

>>8250020
Add a splash of that Bombay to the Bash and see what transpires.

enjoy your hunger.

should have toasted the bread, fried the mushrooms in butter and had fried eggs and mushrooms on toast.

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the noms were very tasty. fried for about 5 minutes, rotating with a metal soup spoon once like the bachelor i am

more to come

>>8250030
had fried eggs on toast with wilted spinach and shit for breakfast my man, gotta mix it up sometimes. i need the deep fried artery clog you feel me

>>8250027
okay

>>8250002
onya cobber, good one son, chug a tinny and blow a billy for me mate, we're not here to fuck spiders

>>8250044

you are damagin your body with alcohol and marijuana anyway. a few extra fried eggs won't make a difference.

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time to go all in lads

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>>8250047
it's all about finding the balance mate. no need to force the fried eggs on me, i've had them every morning for the last quarter of a century, on buttered promite toast.

>>8250027
the oil was smoking when i added the generous dash of bombay and it bubbled up and all sorts
of weird shit

i'm frying some suckers in there now so lets see what the fuck happens

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it's frying like shit now that the gin went in, i should probably chuck the oil and start over after this.

mushrooms tasted good, worse than last time though. it's like the alcohol stripped the dish of a lot of flavour, took twice as long to fry and it was just cooked poorly.

made bread balls from the leftover dough, fried one, would have tasted good if it cooked properly

thanks for the suggestion pal

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all done, they are delicious and swirled through mayonnaise.

overall, my bullshit was a lot less satisfying than a family sized meat lovers pizza, but arguably healthier and a lot more fun. plus i didn't spend 25 damn dollarydoos

thanks for tuning in cu/ck/s, see you round the stove top some day

>>8250189
your pic is sideways

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>>8250034
>noms

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>>8250195
lean your head to the side at a 90 degree angle

>>8250227
>contribution