I just ate some under-cooked Costco sausage. Am I genna die?

yeah better get your will together so your parents can figure out what to do with all those hot-glued anime girl dolls

>>8247886
I already told my dad to burn my hard-drives. Hopefully he doesn't give into the temptation to peer into my personal life.

You should go out with a bang instead of dying like that. Or do you want to be remembered as the guy who died from sausage?

>>8247889
Don't burn them dude, degauss them and drill holes in the platter

>>8247882
>undercooked bread crumbs and spices
you're fine, there's not enough meat in there to get you sick even if you eat it raw

>>8247882
Yes, you will die eventually.

>>8247882
Hopefully

>>8247882
Say goodbye to your colon for a few days.

>>8247882
I had food poisoning last Sunday from eating Canned Corn bought from Costco.

Apparently, the brand Costco sold is not Ready to Eat Precooked Canned Corn but actually Uncooked Corn.

It was the Green Giant Brand.

2nd worst food poisoning I ever experienced in my life.

First was some Taco Bell during highschool. Some faggot probably didn't wash his hands or the lettuce was dirty.

Also, OP, your gut and stomach is much more sensitive than you realize.

If your gut and stomach have not reacted after some time, you should be okay.

But again I am not a doctor.

Any parasites should be dead by now from lack of oxygen.

You should only be worried about bacteria but Costco does a good job storing packaged meat safely.

Maybe you should start buying Pedialyte Unflavored and stocking up on Bananas, White Rice, Toast, and Apple Sauce?

>>8247967
And just the amount of salt in them is a cure
I cook all sausages pink then they rest perfect

>>8247882
Eventually yeah.

Nah Joey world tours ate raw sausage and he was fine