What can you do with 60 pounds of boneless inverted pork rectums?

make soup i guess
that or fuck them

open a school canteen

nothing
once you invert them, rectums are useless

do americans really eat this?

>>8247401
Deep fried, yes

>>8247396
>if you invertum, you rectum

>>8247401
>EXPORT

Buy sausages and onions, pick a foos truck and do Chitterling sandwiches

holy fuck now i want one.

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>>8247391
A lot of restaurants use this as a calamari substitute

>>8247391
send them to jack scalfani

Id love to know the story, how did you end up with 60 pounds of pork rectums OP?

>>8247405
TOP LOL

>>8247391
Fill a good portion of the dumpster

>>8247429
This is why you never order the "fried calamari"

i know this is probably b8 but i bet ground with fresh garlic and thyme and apples it'd be good stuffed into a sausage, if not chewy

>>8247391
>rectum? Damn near killed him!

>>8247391
stick a bone in them

>>8247391
Stir fry with spicy peppers, Szechuan style.

>>8247401
Southerners do.

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>>8247840
lol no they don't
where the fuck are you from?

>>8247429
they taste nothing alike and are a completely different size
what are you talking about?

>>8247668
Rectum? rectum? You fucking destroyed them

>>8247391
Send to Aleppo adressed to ISIS marked as lamb livers.

>>8247391
Grind them for mass produced hotdogs and sausages. Just what the fuck did you think you were eating when you bought that corporate mass produced garbage?

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>>8247840
I'm from the south and I would never eat this in my life same with pigs feet. The only thing I'll eat that is a type of by product are chicken or beef livers.

>>8247912
I take it you don't know what chitlins are

Rectum? I think you wrecked 'em.

>>8248162
The intestines.

>>8247429
You fucking idiot. A restaurant would get shitcanned so fast by the FDA, let alone by public opinion if they were caught selling PIG ASSHOLES instead of squid. There's no way that wouldn't end up slipping out via rumor or social media. Dumb shit.

Wonder where the bones went

>>8248175
t: pig asshole merchant

>>8248170
And the rectum is part of....

>>8248362
the neck bone

>>8248175
>>8248358
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/food/2013/01/calamari_made_of_pig_rectum_the_this_american_life_rumor_isn_t_true_but.html

>>8248118
This.

Slice them, skewer them in sticks, then make grill them. Serve with sweet-spicy sauce and/or spiced vinegar.

Season them with salt and deep fry them. Serve with spiced vinegar.