Bad Ideas thread

>>8246658
>Be me
>6 years old
>My Nong Shim Ramyun with kimchi too hot to eat
>I like my cold sprite
>Pour the whole can in
>I cry until my dad says I make make more

>Be me
>20
>Velveeta shells stuff
>Cooked normally

>be hungry kid
>want bowl of cereal
>pour cereal
>no milk
>don't want dry cereal
>just need to make it wet, right?
>pour water over cereal
>try it
>no longer want cereal

>>8247085
People who put water of cereal are the true victims in life

>be not me but my roommate
>decide to store eggs in the freezer cuz it would ensure longer conservation

>>8247299
What happens when you freeze eggs anyway? I've never been stupid/drunk enough to try.

i used to eat raisins and cinnamon instant oatmeal either with cold tap water- or if no one was paying attention - dry

Once dipped chocolate chip cookies in orange juice. it honestly wasn't horrible

>>8247300
liquids expand when they freeze

>just learning how to cook eggs and shit
>want to make an omelette
>hear somewhere that they're the "garbage can" food because you can just put whatever you have in them and it'll be good
>think this list includes fruit
>add blueberries to my omelette
>it stains the eggs blue
>it tastes disgusting
I felt pretty stupid

>>8246658
My grandmother convinced me to try one of her smoothies. It was made out of strawberry jam and milk.

>>8249547
Just imagine, before the advent of premade meals somebody would have to have dealt with that shit and eaten it their entire god damn life.

>tried to replicate fresh hot chips (not fries) at home that I had at a restaurant
>put bag of lays in microwave
>bag starts sparking
>realization that the packaging is metal
>im retarded

>>8249565
Packaging is plastic. Its just any metallic looking thing that gets fucked, especially shiny things. Same shit happened when I had a frozen jar of peanut butter and I nuked it without realizing there was still a small piece of the foil seal left on it

>>8249522
only water expands when it freezes dipshit

>>8249641
What is the main ingredient that makes liquid a liquid?

>>8249646
and what is the main ingredient in your motherfucking body?

water

If I were to freeze you, would you expand?

>>8249686
It would be extremely painful

>>8247299
You can freeze eggs, just separate whites and yolks first.
Freezing them in the shell is not a disaster but it limits use afterwards.

>>8249686
Yea he Will expend. But not as much as plain water.
But anyway. Anything expend with the cold, even metal and rock. It just need to be gigacold