Alcoholics, which in your opinion is better?

As a syrup nigger this would be like asking me if Kokanee or Canadian were better, but that said, Becks is a bit better.

An alcoholic would buy neither but drink either

Neither

Both are about the same as each other: average

I wouldn't rate one higher than the other.

t. alcoholic

I'll nurse the smaller one to be polite while hitting the 18oz flask of vodka I showed up with just in case.

Where I am I can get canned becks (contract brewed in the US by AB) for about the same price as PBR, so I'd go for that for my mediocre euro-lager needs.

>>8243219
Is it true that it's better to always buy local beers? I've been buying local swill (Molson Canadian, Blue, and such things) all my life since my dad told me when I was a teen that they do something to imported beers that makes them not taste as good. I think they pasteurize it?

Both equally good/bad. I have no special preferences. I drink what im being served.

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correct answer

Becks.

>>8243404
Yeah. It's a knife edge call, but Beck's wins out.

>>8243219
The correct answer is the one with more alcohol per dollar spent.
If there is no difference, then the answer is the larger container.
If you answered otherwise, you are not a true alcoholic.