Best and Worst Posters

That crazy Smirnoff guy in the al/ck/ threads is fascinating to watch at work

Worst:
1. Underage kids that try to force new "memes"
2. Meta threads. Including sticky whining

>Best
no homo pony guy. I love that he exists on a diet of junk and just shrugs off the abuse
>Worst
Japanese Food Pics; waste of bandwidth and a weeb.

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>>8241624
That one poster who can't let ja/ck/ threads go

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>>8241644
>>Worst
>Japanese Food Pics; waste of bandwidth and a weeb.

second. then again, i love the cookalongs with Texabro & Patti and those have 8 gorillionbyte pics so maybe i shouldn't talk.

>>8241646
humorless spergs, fuck off

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>>8241646
Pure cancer.
Also honorable mention to carbonara sperg, complete and utter spunk trumpet.

>>8241663
Yeah but that's oc, FPFJ guy was just googling random stuff using translate.

I love me

what eat now /ck/ is the best

>>8241691
:)

Worst posters are the

>that's a meme food!

and

Britfags. The only good thing about britfood is that immigrants bring recipes to britland and make them there. The problem is britfags think that immigrant food is british and you can see in their posts that they are sincere about their beliefs.

Anyone who uses the term "flyover" as an attempt to insult.

I hate any post with 'obsessed' and 'yoropoor'
Love personal stories/failures

Americans are by far the worst, which is unusual as it's mostly Canadians.

Followed closely by Aussies, but that's a given.

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>worst poster
Pic related

>>8241733
Thank you, that annoys me too. And I'm not even a "flyover", I live on the east coast.

>>8241763
It's just a picture and anyway it's not the same guy spamming it all the time.

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>>8241774

one time i got in an argument with a guy who started calling me 'cheese autist' because i was making fun of americans for the whole blue cheese crumbles thing. and then for a couple months i saw him accusing random people in different threads of being 'cheese autist'


but anyone who participates in brit vs usa threads WITHOUT being funny about it can fucking kill themselves.

>>8241791
>'cheese autist
I kind of like that.

>>8241724
see
>>8241895

>>8241997
>>8241724

Was about to post this.
It doesn't even spark any discussion.

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The "for me" guy.
Obviously by this point it stands for Forced Meme.

Best: "What eat now" dirty dollar guy

Worst: Californians and "for me it's the mchicken"

Worst are the threads between Brits and Americans. Full of shitposting and there's always one or two sneaky /pol/ fags who use it as an excuse to start their rhetoric.

>>8242018
>Californians

Worst: People who think they know what all Californians are like.
This also includes people who constantly use the term "flyover", and people who think they know what all Texans are like.
Exceptionally the WORST: the "Do all Americans" bullshit

Best: Any actual OC posts.

I'm not really up to speed on my /ck/ anons, but I miss the guy who used to post his Kid Cuisine TV dinners and one of many firearms.

>>8242037
Progun. He was just here a couple weeks ago

>>8241646
there are dozens of us

>>8241624
The American who pretends to be other nationalities to troll the yuros pretending to be Americans who are trying to troll the Americans pretending to be yuros to try to troll the flyovers who get butthurt so easily. I also love Google translator.

>best poster
Me

>worst poster
You

>>8242037
Progun?

He's still around. I think he's a mod

Worst: 'go 'za guy

>>8242091
They are legion..............

that /out/ hunting knife dude.
made some obscene but probably good tasting shit.
quite polite as well for a redneck.

>>8241624
Americans.

They have no cooking threads at all.

It just seems to be favorite brands of fast-food take ways and packet meals.

They should be range banned from a cooking board, as all they seem to do is complain about other countries food and spam McDonalds.

ITT: people being racist for the thread.

OP, I actually thought this would be a great thread but it's just people whining about everyone else.

>Those I love
The cook alongside are fun. I wish I had enough dedication to do that but I'm sure I'll just get lazy and let the thread die.

>Those I hate
The people who turn every thread into a xenophobic shitshow and complaining about society. I don't give a shit about Trump/Hillary, I just wanna talk about quiche.

For me, it is those who insult the mcChicken. The worst /ck/ posters.

>>8242132
HOURLY

YUROPOOR

OBSESSION

POST

>>8242186
>tfw I'm not from Europe.

>>8242186
OBSESSION

>>8242132
We created all of this, youre our guest here so if you're gonna be rude and insult your host you can just leave.

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>>8242016
>"for me"
>stands for Forced Meme
mind = blown

>>8242222
>We created all of this,
A copy of a japanes website
Japanese owner.
Computer invented by English
www invented by English
Powered by AC current invented by Serb

Ok.

>>8242222

Tim Berners Lee was a brit I believe. So you amerikooks better behave, or we ban you for life.

Love:
Fuck Flour
Dinner ck you (with the Shun knife)
Drunk cookalong
Service Industry threads

Hate:
Do Americans really do...
Tendyposting
Jackposting. It makes me want to vomit
Mcchicken nonsense

Basically all the dumb, repetitive inside jokes need to go. I wish we would just cook and talk about food here.

>>8242029
>Assblasted California inbred detected

>>8242255
>I've reported it
Declaring a report is a bannable offence.

Don't give out the bantz if you can't handle it.

I really like tea threads when they happen. Most threads I can only lurk or ask questions, sometimes answer basic shit, but as I'm a tea autist I like to help other people with it. There's a few other regulars in the threads who know their shit too

Best:
- cookalongs

Worst:
- "Do all americans" clearly being posted by an american
- Jack posters
- Joey posters
- "meme food" posters
- white vs yellow rice poster
- "Going to prison for 10 years for killing my law professor" poster
- "I have $10 to last me till the end of the month" posters
- posters who sperg out at the mention of a girlfriend REEEEEEEEE
- posters who call you a normie for liking normal things
- militant vegan posters
- posters who react to vegan posters
- girls laughing pic "hey anon, why do you..." posters

>>8242267
Announcing a report and saying you've reported something in the past are two different things you illiterate monkey

>>8242274
I agree with everything. This thread has made me realize I fucking hate this board.

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>>8242274
>"Going to prison for 10 years for killing my law professor" poster

>>8242261
This is everything that's wrong with this board.

And fyi, asshat, I'm not a Californian, but you do have your head up your ass.

>>8241747
Maybe you'd see less of them if you and your countrymen didn't keep proving your obsession you damn dirty euro

I like the guy who posts in steak threads calling people who like it rare or insult people who don't animals.

>>8242306
Go bend over for your femdom, you commiefornian nu-male.

>>8242306
>Literally crying that ck isn't a huge box

This website isn't for you

I dunno, I suppose the al/ck/oholic threads dont really belong here...

>>8242261
He's a false flagging Texan.

>>8242381
You're a "huge box". Of Shit.

>>8242409
Wrong again, friend.

>>8242459
Hug box you delicate flower fuck

I like the guy who posts BBW tendies threads

>>8242490
>thinks he's being insulting
The fact that you felt the need to correct yourself just proves you're a buttmad faglord.

>>8242381
>implying ck isn't a huge box

>>8242500
Don't EVER respond to me again. By your posts, I can tell you have a terrible personality.

Consider this your first and only warning.

>>8241644
yeah pony guy is great.

I also love any mention of review brah,

however the political stuff about brits and americans and europeans is just a bunch of baseless fluff posted by frustrated men who obviously have too much time on their hands.

also the people who actively talk about how disgusting or unhealthy it is to eat certain foods. it's a fucking food and cooking board, get over yourself.

>>8242082
Progun is great, he was here when I was back in highschool

>>8242381
I, for one, am fuccin PiSsEd that /ck/ isn't a huge box

>>8242516
>Don't EVER respond to me again.
Don't EVER respond to me of my wife's son again.*

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>>8242516
Wow. You're a huuuuuuuuuuge babby.

>>8242306
How do we make /ck/ into a huge box?

I miss crazy rambling guy that possibly had schizophrenia and fatty mcautism.

>>8242565
Group project!!!!

Theres also a guy that's really knowledgeable about mushrooms/fungus. I don't know if he's a biologist or what, but his posts are very specific, informative and helpful; he comes off as a real patient person that just enjoys answering questions on the topics he's experienced in. I think he was posting about how to identify and forge mushrooms at one point, too. i hope he's still around.

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PHSG

>>8242516
>Consider this your first and only warning.
I'd expect this sort of posturing on /b/, but not here.

>>8241624
comfy cat cooking anon is great.

>>8242567
Rambling Old Guy now posts on /n/ under the name Baconrider.

>>8242583
There's actually a couple of us. I'm a forager/gatherer expert and dietician, but the other guy is a mycologist.

>>8242642
Oh okay. Well thank you guys for the quality posting.

>>8242671
Sure thing. I really try to answer questions here as best I can, when I can. I enjoy helping people, as far as food and cooking goes.

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>>8242016
holy shit

>>8241768
flyover detected

you can still be a coastie and a flyover

>>8242292
Just get the fuck out. I did. I check back here every 6 months or so to see if it's gotten better. This time I found a thread partly dedicated to complaining about the "worst posters" that's full of exactly the same things people are complaining about. So I guess I'll see you retards again sometime next summer.

>>8242703
Epic nice blog thanks for sharing.

Everytime I post on a different board I also talk about how infrequent I post because of the low quality I'm actively contributing to.

>>8242703
chill post breh

>>8241624
I made a few real cooking threads.. with some pretty decent pictures and pretty decent outcomes..

i made really good frozen chocolate custard, Indian curry, and Pizza god a really good response in one thread and in the other two got a bunch of fast food shit posting and on guy telling me to stop posting images of food that was being cooked and started shitposting joey eating nutella.. thats when i stopped coming here.. there used to be chefs, industry folks, and people cooking on this board.. that is almost completely gone.. when this turned into a fucking fast food board i have no idea... nor do i understand why.

>>8242222
Checked
But isn't insulting our host pretty much what all 4chan does recently, calling Hiro a jew and all?

>>8242703
Cool story, bro. See you at summertime.

>>8242567
>>8242623

I came here just to ask about that guy. time to go to n

>>8241624
Love: OC, even if it's shit.
Cook-alongs

Hate: Vegans
Anti-GMO
OBSESSED and the obsessed
All youtube/gif/webm posters
Is x a meme
"is x a meme" is a meme
That one colossal faggot who won't stop crying about /pol/ and Breitbart
"Why is shitskin food so good and why do white people have no culture" fag
"White people can't anything spicier than bread" fag
That one goddamned autist who used to rage about Wisconsin cheese all fucking day
The midwestern fuck who keeps using "Flyover" as if it were an insult because he's massively insecure about being midwestern. Also his wife is cheating on him.
yellow rice fag
"how do i ramen" fag
The faggots who insist on rare steak because they can't cook for shit

Honorable mention to What Eat Now/Dollar Bill Fag or not being terrible but not particularly great either.

Hate that: mexican dude, duh, the rest of the world dont know anything about tacos.
Love that: pretty much myself.

Honestly, I'm new to /ck/ compared to lurking /vr/ and /mu/ the past years, so I don't have a real frame of reference to compare how it used to be, but even the blatant shitposting/ bait threads here are nowhere near as bad as there. It's probably because those are my stronger personal interests but this and other slow boards are pretty comfy on the right day.

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Best: Mouth-chan

Worst:
People who post Jack
Borneo
That guy with the jesus candles
Anybody with an electric cooktop
Anybody who uses a tripcode

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>>8243292

This is an artists rendering of what she may actually look like.

>>8243280
...guy with jesus candles is a solid contributor, how dare you

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>>8241646
had it not been for the laws of this land,
I would slaughtered you

>>8242236
>computer invented by English
>www invented by English

Kek retards actually believe this

>>8241637
This. Every day I wonder if he's still alive.

>>8243283
What are those lines trying to convey exactly?

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>>8243523
that anon is trying to point out her middle tooth but fails.

The worst is the "white people can't cook" posters
We get it you like interracial cuck porn but take it back to /b/

>>8241624
I'm not any good with loving and hating, but I'll never understand that cheap chinese buffet in Florida guy. It's like trying to understand those weird Marimite threads.

>>8241624
Hate: Aussies
Love: posts of ethnic food and recipes I'm unacquainted with

>>8241719
;)

>>8245449
Would you touch my hand?

>>8241646
>one poster

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>>8241644
lol I love pony guy. No homo. The fact that a /ck/ regular pony guy malt liqour alcoholic who exists in the basement on a steady supply of fast food and family leftovers and doesn't seem to be phased by criticism and frequent bans makes me feel like some of you guys are ok. he even has great tastes in hair metal

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Whatever happened to William Gaybert AKA BAR B Q KING? I fucking hated him until I figured out it was an elaborate act (I really hope it was a top tier ruse) then I truly understood.

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>>8242642
>>8242677
You guys are loads of help. I wish I could take a class from you. Or we at least had more mushroom/fungi threads. You have lots of good information that I wouldn't find as easily online and even though I just mostly lurk I like reading about it.

>>8242016
I don't even read a post with that pic anymore...

>>8242295
Ugh...when the fuck is that guy actually going?