What would /ck/ do for a Klondike bar?

>>8239314
I'd be your girlfriend (male) for tonight.

>>8239314

I'd save the Arctic so there will always be polar beary goodness

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I'd smoke a cigar nude on the White House lawn while tossing out free cans of WD-40 every Friday morning during a leap year.

>>8239314
I'd just drive to the gas station


and then sacrifice my family in flames

I'd take one if it was offered to me.

>>8239314
Skin my dog while it's alive.

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>>8239340

I'm so lonely

I'd trade my Bert and Ernie butt plugs

Never had it, but if it's the same quality as other Americans treats, I wouldn't do shit but throw it in the trash.

>>8239515
I had one and it's typical American trash without taste (especially the chocolate). I'm sure people just eat it for the nostalgia

>>8239314
Does this taste like a large one of those "langnese konfekt"?

>>8239314
anything but not that