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Ask a subway employee anything.

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Ask a subway employee anything.
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you ever just hang out in the walk-in freezer? my parents owned a few Subways when i was a kid, and my brother and i would do that all the time.
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>>8237764
What was it like in high school? Did you ever get picked on?
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>>8237768
Honestly, I've never been in the freezer because I never have had to. I'll give it a go tonight when I work and update you if this thread is still alive.

>>8237770
Nah, I never got bullied. Grill here, so I got it pretty easy.
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>>8237764
What do you intend to do for a career or is working at Subway or something of that ilk all you want to do?
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>>8237781
I'm a uni student and intend on going into photojournalism when I graduate. Subway is nice, and I wish I applied sooner, but I'd hate to do it for the rest of my life.
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>>8237764
What do you think of feminism and women's studies?
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How old are you anyway
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>>8237793
I dunno man.

>>8237814
I'm 20.
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>>8237816
Please tell me you're not one of those submissive chicks who panders to your boyfriend or girlfriend (whichever the case may be). Do your own shit and fuck everyone else. Get that photojournalism degree and live life the way you want.
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>>8237837
Huh? Nah, it's quite the opposite. I have to have a job to make money and pay the rent. I can only complete my degree so fast.
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>>8237849
Have you ever considered joining the Army? You get training and experience in your field plus they pay for your college. The war is over so you don't have to contend with that. Free chow, clothing and shelter along with a decent paycheck and school money.

You're 20. When you're 22, you're back to being a civilian with money in the bank and a shit load of cash for school.
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>>8237857
I've considered it but my dad was apart of the army and told me I had to be a marine or not do it at all. The qualifications to be a marine was too steep for me and I took the easy way out because I'm a baby.
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>>8237859
Your dad is just being proud. I know all about that. I was an Army Ranger and I tease everyone who wasn't. Go do your own thing. It's your life.

Pic related - me at the US Army Ranger Memorial.
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>>8237863
Cute. Thanks for your service. You remind me a lot of my dad.
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>>8237868
Gay and hungry for black cock?
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I've never eaten there because I work at a wawa, should I?
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>>8237775
Aren't the girls the ones that destroy each other mentally and make the ugly ones commit suicide?
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>>8237871
Don't be rude. I bet /b/ is missing one of their favorite contributors.
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>>8237891
Nah, Subway isn't that great.

>>8237901
Yeah I guess so. I've just always been the shy, innocent and polite girl. I've never really been a target because I never really stuck out.
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>>8237912
Hey, don't change the subject. Let's hear about that daddy.

Does he have any black friends?
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>>8237764
is their meat actual meat?
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>>8237945
For me it is the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.
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>>8237945
>stop doing what I don't like or I'll tell on you
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>>8237945
Who's hungry?!

I'm heading down to the nearest McDonald's restaurant for a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese, hot, fresh fries and an ice cold Coca Cola!
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How long do you plan on working there? How many people work on a shift there on average?
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Why do you fuckers put so much lettuce on? I actually want lettuce on my sandwiches, but I avoid it because when I ask for lettuce, you put on so much that all I can taste when I eat it is fucking lettuce.

Also you guys always seem to assume I want lettuce on it. As soon as they ask what vegetables I want, their hand goes straight into the lettuce bin and they grab a handful of lettuce before I've even listed my vegetables.
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>>8237948
I hate being that guy but calling someone a nigger cocksucker is a far cry from being clever.
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>>8237945
Haha, jesus christ. There are actually people like this on 4chan? Thanks for the laugh, you dumb cunt OP.
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>>8237945
Why the hostility? Did your dad rape-diddily-ape you?
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>>8237961
Nobody ever said "nigger".
You're just racist and have a dirty mind.
Hungry for pic related is hungry for black cock.
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>>8237967
That's a very pretty cock, anon.
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>>8237961
OP said to ask her anything.
I have questions, anon.
I'm respecting and following the rules.
I don't give a fuck about her """"job"""".

I just want to know about her daddy.
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>>8237968
Thanks.
It's actually a breed from Thailand and if you've ever had a Thai curry, you could imagine spooning that spicy black cock into your mouth.
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How much do you goof off? I want to work at subway too if it's common that you do nothing for a while
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Is the quality of the meat as bad as I think it is?

If you havent left the thread cause of the retards that just came flooding in that is
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>>8237915
Please be in London
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Would you spank my butt? (until it's bloody)
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Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about.

Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting
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>>8237945
TITS then GTFO, you stupid cuntrag.
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>8237764

Why would I be interested in asking some worthless fast food employee anything?

Go post on Facebook if you want someone to pretend to give a shit about your utterly valueless existence.
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>this thread

Blog somewhere else
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>>8237775
LONDON
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>>8237944
I dunno. "I wouldn't trust some of the meat", is what my manager says. Like the steak and meatballs.

>>8237955
I probably will work here until I graduate, which is next year. There are 9 people that work at my store including the manager, and an average shift there's 2 people working.

>>8237957
Ask for light lettuce!!! It doesn't bother us at all when people are specific with their sandwiches. I completely understand that some people want their sandwiches perfect for them. What is your definition of "too much lettuce?" so I know how I can improve.

>>8237974
Depending on your shift, you can either not goof off at all or be able to goof off a lot. Opening, closing, and lunch the store gives you no opportunities to, but between 2pm and 4pm and 7pm and 8pm is where no one comes in (at my location). Sadly, those are the times that there's one person on shift, so if you wanna goof off it'd be alone.

>>8237979
Sorry I was sleeping. Refer back to the first reply on this post.

>>8237980
In flyover, USA.

>>8238094
I've been browsing 4chan for a long time, nothing really hurts me.
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>>8238435
Please be in Colorado
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>>8238435
TEXAS
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>>8238435
Could you at least post dem feet thou?
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>>8238435
i agree, feet or gtfo
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>>8237970
There's nothing better than some tender, juicy black cock.
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If I told you the secret to KFC's colonel sauce, what could you give me in return?
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>>8238528
>carried off by death just before I have to wake up for work
I hope this is real
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@8238528 my juicy black cock
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@8238537 LOL
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>>8238528
> tfw I need to finish a research paper that I haven't even started in 1 hour.
That pic better not be bulshitting me anoan
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>>8237863
What battalion, faggot?
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>>8238528
Aw man, I wish I could tell you something. All of our sauces come packaged and we don't really make anything except for the tuna salad, which is just tuna and mayo.
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I work graveyard and get off work at 7am. There is a Subway close to my house that I have been to twice on my way home. Both times the fucking cunt bitch that works there treats me like I'm the worst piece of shit for patroning her shitty job. Worst customer service. I'm glad I can see you mongloids slap the meet, cheese, and sauce on my fatfuck sandwich because I am positive she would have spit on it and wiped her ass with the bread. I hate her and wish the worst for her and her's.

Why doesn't every single Subway employee, forever, in the entire universe, from the beginning of time, go look for a job they don't fucking hate?
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>>8238678
*meat
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Tell me about the pranks you used to do and ill tell you the things i used to do
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Ask a telemarketer with access to a vending machine at his office anything!
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Why do subway employees always look like they're on the brink of suicide?
I'm fearful that if I order the wrong thing, when they toast my bread, they might shove their own head in the oven.

Please don't kill yourself before I get my sandwich. Also oil and vinegar please.
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>>8238714
Ask a paralegal with a vending machine ripped out of the 1960s anything!
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>>8238730
Its a depressing job where you often see the worst in people.

Plus the stress involved is odd, of all the jons ive worked subway is the most stressful.
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>>8238735
>paralegal
Serious? Did youou have an accident or something?
Sorry, dude.
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fucking faggots i want my you you guys reply to the stupidest shit but pass up quality posts. i will murder the spirit of 4chan and you will all be alone!~!!!!!!
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>>8238754
nah man
a paralegal is a discount unqualified lawyer.
basically i'm a secretary for a bunch of assholes
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>>8238542
>What is a reply button
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>>8237764
Where do your life go wrong? Are you a college dropout or something?
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>>8238949
Ah shit. I thought you mean't you were in a wheelchair or something.
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>>8237863
you look like a fag but thanks for the advice I guess
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>>8237912
You're on 4chan. Calm the fuck down shit stain.
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>>8238965
Hello Newfriend. The @ symbol is used when a user wishes to reply but doesn't want to acknowledge the poster.
This is known on 4Chan.org as denying a (you).
Enjoy your time here but maybe get a feel for the place before posting. Folks can be quite feisty around here.
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>>8237957
Holy fuck this. I have to specify like four or five leaves of spinach because you fuckers pack it on. Even then they put like 10 on. Relax with that shit.
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>>8238746
Well shit thanks for ruining that shit for me.

I go in and I'm so fuckin polite.
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>>8238985
another subway employee here, generally we're only suppose drop put 3 of everything on a sub, at least that's what my manager tells me.
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>>8238528
I'll trade you the Cane's sauce recipe.
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Are you cute? Have you ever fucked any of your coworkers/would you? If you have, please greentext the story.

Also do Subway slaves receive any training before they start working?

I ask this because I live in a 3rd world country and it seems that here the prerequisite to work at Subway, or any fastfood place, is to be fugly and retarded. Act and talk slow as fuck, ask multiple times what you want on top of that act like they are doing you a favor. Not to mention usually only half of the people behind the counter are actually working while the othrr half is doing nothing, either talking shit with each other, or even occupying tables doing fuck all on their smartphones.

This type of people is the reason I dont eat fastfood anymore.

Must be nice living in a country where people working in those places are well educated(college students) and white.
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I've never had a problem with any Subway employee's.

But I don't hang out in the ghetto either, so...
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>>8238982
4chan delete this post
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>>8237764

that picture is extremely accurate

I don't dare ask for mustard
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>>8238949
How those your vending machine compare to mine? Mine contains some salads, a few frozen meals and a bunch of nuts/candy/protein bars. I usually go for a protein bar together with a cup of free trash coffee.
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>>8238678
Hey man I don't know what to tell you about that. I guess it just depends on location.

>>8238693
Never done any pranks yet.

>>8238730
Kek. This is any fast food place.

>>8238973
No. I'm a uni student. Read the thread.

>>8238985
We actually got yelled at today because we're putting too much spinach on. Every time I put on the required amount of spinach people always say "MORE".

>>8238999
Damn, is your manager a jew?

>>8239031
Not to be humble but I'm the cutest at this location. Other two ladies are in their late 20s early 30s. I would fuck a few coworkers but I've never had a relationship with a coworker and don't plan on it because of the reprocussions.

We don't recieve much training at all. Day one I was thrown onto veggies and register without no knowledge of anything.
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>>8239171
Post a photograph of your feet
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>>8239123
>newfag BTFO
kek
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>>8239177
I've been on 4chan for years and have never posted a photo of my feet. This is all you're gonna get, co/ck/s.

I'm at work now, shift starts in 15 minutes.
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>>8237789
lol so u still plan on working on subway after school?
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>>8239202
No. I plan on getting a photojournalism career or internship when I graduate.
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>>8239207
Have fun working at Starbucks then as a second job
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>>8239207
Sweet. Good luck.
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>>8237863
>go on an anonymous canadian fast food reviewing board
>can't hold in bragging about your service

do you also wear your uniform to theme parks by chance?
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>>8238094
fucking kek
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>>8237859
>dad was apart of the army and told me I had to be a marine or not do it at all.
>glorious army master race
>telling anybody to take the route of jugheadism
And thus OP was a liar.
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>>8239191
Cute feet, tho you guys need to clean the floor better. How would you respond if a customer started hitting on you?
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>>8239191
have you ever put ur feet in the marina before it is thrown out

does it get thrown out
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>>8239235
I would probably kind of cutely smile but deep down I really want to suck him down. Some real alpha's come into subway and they give me that look.
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>>8239207
Have you considered joining the Army? You could get combat correspondent experience that none of your peers could compete against.
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join the Army OP
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>>8239245
this is probably bullshit but i'll believe it
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>>8239235
That's the back room so who cares how clean it is. I'd probably blush and laugh it off.

>>8239243
No. And yes it gets thrown out.

>>8239250
No!! Enough about the army.
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>>8239291
>tfw she puts her lips around your 6" on wheat
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>>8239191
Holy fucking shitt hnngggggg
OP, I've photoshopped your feet to look like every main Subway sandwich on the UK Subway menu. I would love to suck and fuck these sub feet. I haven't done them as breakfast subs because I would want them all night long ;) or low fat subs because I want the chubby ankles ;)
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>>8239305
jesus
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>>8239245
>I would probably kind of cutely smile but deep down I really want to suck him down.
>>8239297
>I'd probably blush and laugh it off.


fucking kek
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>>8239305
This is the purest form of autism I have ever witnessed. I literally shed a tear
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>>8239305
Fucking weirdo
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>>8239305
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>>8239305
hah!
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You should join the Army
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>>8239305
Kek.

So OP theres no chance I get something going with a qt Sybway employee, huh? Feels bad.
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>>8239305
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
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>>8239305
>Meatball Marrymenara
>Marrymenara
top kek
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>>8239305
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>>8239305
Thanks man, just got hard from the thought of eating a subway melt off her feet.

Also OP, can you eat for free in your Subway/ any other Subway?
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>>8238982
>The @ symbol is used when a user wishes to reply but doesn't want to acknowledge the poster.
>This is known on 4Chan.org as denying a (you).
I thought people were going this as an ironic "haha look I'm pretending to be reddit" thing, I didn't know you guys actually are redditors. I can't believe you're dumb and new enough to think (You)s are upvotes.
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>>8239351
This
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>>8239305
hnnnnnng I totally popped a 'ner seeing the steak and chorizo and tuna ones. hnnnnggg

This is probably one of the hottest things ever. Definitely my new fetish.
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I worked in McDonald's
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>le I am autistic and have a foot fetish

epic job boys we've memed em again
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What the hell is going on in here? This is /ck/, not a barnyard ramble, Scram!
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>>8239372
I worked out of McDonalds.
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>>8239376
>ramble, Scram

Your sentence structure is ill composed.
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I bought a hotdog from the store today. And I swear there were bits of cartalege in there. I want the all beef frank! never doing that again. candy still surprisingly good. what was that mexican thing they had, kuzoos our something, those were good. And idk subways always been pretty good.
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>>8239387
and your burgers taste like onion. where do you get this shit?
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>>8239394
banana bread and carrot cake quite good though.
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>>8239305
impressive
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>>8239305
OP here. Holy shit.
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>>8237764
Will they ever bring back red wine vinaigrette?

Like all restaurants, they just had to have a special recipe you can't buy off a shelf, but now it's lost to time.
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>>8239447
Post your tits so capt sammich can shoop them too
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>>8239470
This
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>>8237764
Do you have bias against fat customers?
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>>8237947

I swear to god I hope this meme dies before I do.
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>>8239191

Mop the floor jesus fucking christ.
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>>8239447
Put one piece of salami in your shoe and wear it for an hour or two.
Put it back when you're done.
Serve it to the next customer who orders salami.

Do it.
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>>8239491
Challenge accepted.
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>>8237764
Thanks for the sandwiches. I hope you can get the career you want in the future.
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>>8239305
Lmao
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>>8239376
No u
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>>8239490
Nah but I am to skinny ones who get salads or the turkey flatbreads with no cheese shit. I put more sauce on their sandwiches.

>>8239501
That seems uncomfortable.

>>8239505
Thanks for having subway as your meal tonight.
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>>8239627
>uncomfortable
It'd be like wearing an insole, or half of an insole. Put two in for the full effect.
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This thread has given me the best laughs I've had in a long ass time holy shit
Fuck it, I'm getting subway tonight. Ty op
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Will u make me a foot sammich? (Pic related, me)
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>>8239158
wait salads in a fucking vending machine?

are they in cups or sealed bowls?

would you say its the same as a grocery store sealed salad?

sounds like a nice vending machine you need to change that out at least twice a week but curious about salads
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>>8239305
It takes a lot to make me laugh at my computer screen but Jesus fuck you did it you madman
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>>8239171
Damn what state do you work in? I work in Canada though so the strictness/standards might be different and nah my manager is a 27 year old fat white woman.
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>>8239627
so someone complements you and you just assume they are eating your shit tonight?

fucking lazy slag
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>>8239627
Hey girl do you like mayo?
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>>8237764
what's in your chipotle sauce?
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Why do you guys do the exact same thing as shown in your image?
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>>8239305
wew doggie
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>>8239305
brah
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>>8239305
Is this The Future of /ck/?
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>>8239874
Idk, we get them in bags that don't say what the contents are.

>>8239906
Sometimes when I'm not really focused.
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>>8239926
It's retarded enough for me to get behind
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>>8239305
Only on 4chan ladies and gents
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>>8239305
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>>8239627
What do you like to eat at Subway?
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>>8239305
meatball marrymenara is so pretty
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>>8237764
Does your business server non-whites?
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>>8239305
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>>8239305
top laugh
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Looks like Reddit is spilling in
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>>8239305
Be sure to include me in the screencap.
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>>8237764
have you considered joining the army?
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>>8239305
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>>8239305
What the fuck
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>>8239305
ok anon,that's a lot of autism
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>>8239305
now that's what I call
a footlong
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>>8238536
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How much bread do you throw away after closing, what else do you throw away, and is it salvageable? I never thought to dive subway before honestly.
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>>8239305
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>>8240083
Chicken breast, rotisserie chicken. I like the new cranberry honey mustard sauce a lot.

>>8240106
Yeah. We have a lot of ethics because we're a college town. Fucking sucks with accents and different cultural norms.

>>8240280
Depends on the day. Check dumpsters in morning. Tbh I dive a lot, and subway is pretty great for diving. We throw all our old bread into a bag. Nothing else, just bread. So if you dive at a Subway you can just grab the bag and go. Just a warning, the bread goes bad without you realizing it. So throw it out after a couple days even if it looks, smells, and feels fine.


Pic related, my last dive.
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>>8239351
Welcome to neo-4chan.
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>>8240317
I saw on a rebbit thread that a lot of Subways save bread for the morning. How many hours after opening do you think I should go? 10 am?
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>>8240330
Yeah around 10am sounds about right. My location throws bread out in the morning, I'm sure it's the same for every location as well.
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>>8239305
>tfw footfags still find a way to be completely autistic on a fucking cooking board
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>>8238542
Lol wtf are you doing? Back to facebook bitch
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>>8237775
>>8237789
flossie?
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>>8239216
he's the guy in a college class (gi bill of course) that has to add his 2 cents to everything and relate it to his time in the Army even though it is completely irrelevant
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>>8237857

So he spends 2 years working and then goes back to school? Please explain the logic.
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>>8237775
Pls b m gf I HV a job & a car
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>>8237944
It's MSM, so basically patties made from the slime you get when you blend chickens
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>>8239207

Get a real job instead? What the hell is photojournalism? You basically take photos?

What are you studying because taking photos of shit do not require a degree.
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>>8239305

That's hilarious ha
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>>8239305
I've lost the ability to tell irony from sincerity.
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>>8240475
I'm double majoring in journalism and advertising with a minor in design studies. Do you know the people that take photos for the news? Or videotape? Those are photojournalists. There are careers for it. It's something I'm passionate about.
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>>8239305
>putting entire fish in your shoes
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>>8240495
yeah i'm sure you'll be real passionate when the only photojournalism you'll be doing is sucking dick in front of a camera.
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>>8239351
OK buddy, look here. I hate reddit as much as any other respectable guy but you can't deny the similarities. (You)s act as upvotes as the report button does downvotes. They are fundamentally the same mechanisms despite the different names
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>>8239305

sure why not
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>>8239305
You managed to out-autism the attention whore, I'm impressed
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>>8237969
such as who he is and what he does?
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>>8240588
its not tho
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>>8239191
Are flats good to wear?
They look comfortable as shit.
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>>8239305
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>>8238982
Giving you ain't an upvote so why bigger the @ is more likely a mistake redditors Keep making, so maybe you are the newfriend
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>>8239305


u wot mate
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OP I wanna tell you a story since I haven't really had the opportunity before now.

I "worked" at one that was run by a pair of Indian brothers. I finished eight weeks of training on a spotty schedule, they would call me at like 11pm to ask if I could come in for an hour or two the next day, and I'd be there maybe 1-3 days a week. They told me I'd get paid at the end of my training, and I said whatever because it was my first job and I didn't know any better. Then at the end of my training they gave me my schedule and it was entirely outside of the availability I gave them; I said I could work nights and weekends only, they gave me 6am-9:30am Monday-Thursday. I told them to fuck off and spent the next two weeks chasing down my pay for the training. They tried to tell me the check was in the mail, then that they needed my direct deposit information (after telling me they didn't do direct deposit), THEN tried to tell me that I agreed to do the training without pay. It wasn't until I threatened to report them to the BBB that the older brother wrote me a PERSONAL check for $500 even. I stood there with my phone and did the math for minimum wage right in front of them, and they opened the register and gave me another $200.

My question for you is if your Subway is anywhere near as fucked up as this one.
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>>8239305
The tuna feet are hot as fuck.
Imagine how good it would be to sniff and lick her feet if they had fish stuck in them for a long shift.
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>>8239305
Loving Every Laugh
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>>8240317
do you dumpster dive for other stuff? if so, any good hauls?
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>>8240868
Bruh, imagine BEING one of the fishes. You'd be constantly face-deep in the toes of her shoes, where all the funk is. Would be incredible.
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>>8239305
HOLY FUCK HE PHOTOSHOPED FOOD ONTO HER FEET!!!!!!!

YOU AUTISTIC BASTARD

PUT ME IN THE /R/4CHAN SCREENSHOT
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>>8239305
My sides
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>>8239351
(You)s are not upvotes, obviously, but people still post as if they were

There's even an article out there that analyzed this and people these days post shit just to get (you)s

That's why people sometimes sarcastically post reply with only "(you)" in it
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>>8240821
No. They're not comfortable at all. I had to wear them today for a meeting.

>>8240848
No, not at all. Our subway is leneant as shit. Our manager really cares about our hours and makes sure everything fits well with our schedule and we're happy with it. There's only been one or two times I was upset with having to come in.
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>>8237863
Thank you for your service.

Faggot.
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>>8237863
Huh. It's not as well kept as I imagined it would be.
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>>8239305
>Meatball Marrymenara
I'm literally crying.
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>>8239305
This is actually a pretty genius way to deal with an attention whore. Just derail the whole fucking thread by making creepy overtures at them. This reminds me of the "UTV archiver" on /sp/
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>>8239305

Jesus Christ.
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>>8237764
Are you a roastie?
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>>8237764
Do you get hit on by guys (or girls)? Do you feel flattered and how do you respond?
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>>8241477
We do sell roast beef. But I don't have any roast beef myself.

>>8241479
Only on weekend nights when all the drunk people come in, and rarely on weekdays (since I work lunch shift and the people that usually come in are professors or business people). I guess I feel flattered? Unless it was a really creepy flirting, but it usually isn't. Most guys are pretty sweet about it all. I just respond with a little laugh and keep going on with making their sandwich.
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>>8240495
i hope youre at Mizzou
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>>8237764
Did you ever meet Jared or take his five dollar foot long?
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>>8237857
Armyfag here when I say fuck the marines. We got a ton of marines that transferred branches to us because it sucks so damn much. I mean military get a shitty budget as is but marines get the literal bottom of the barrel. Army isn't too bad depending on what MOS you pick.
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>>8241564
If I come in and flirt a little would you make my sandwich with extra love (ie meat and cheese)?
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>>8237764
Do you live in the underground tunnels?
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>>8239246
Stop posting
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>>8241633
Depends on if we have any leftover deluxe meats. Like if we have an extra half of a steak boat, I'll put it on if you got steak. Or if you get shredded cheese, I'll put on a bit more.
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>>8238537
>>8238542
That's one badly failed samefag attempt. Surely this must be bait, no one can be this retarded. Then again he does say he's a nigger.
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>>8239305
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>>8237863
Are you staying courtney?
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>>8237947
>tfw all the McDonalds in your city only make spicy McChicken.
Jack in the Box is better anyway, but still.
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>>8241252
Thanks
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>>8239795
I'd say its basically the same as grocery stored salad, usually with pasta. Something like this, not exactly but the same type of product http://photos.prnewswire.com/prnvar/20130116/CG43906

It's pretty nice, they have a really good mango chicken pasta salad that I eat every now and then.
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>>8240848
why the fuck would you want to work at any place ran by curries?
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>>8237789
>I'd hate to do it for the rest of my life.
>photojournalism
Oh honey, I have some bad news.
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>>8242913
she won't stay at subway forever. this thread made it pretty obvious that she's conceited so it's only a matter of time before she starts doing porn.
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>>8239098
I live in a fairly poor neighborhood (I'm a "gentrifier" even though this place is barely in my price range but others have lived here decades) and there are subways every other block. I got a sandwich from one once, and I swear it was the most beautiful perfect subway sandwich I have ever seen. It looked like the pictures, every ingredient artfully arranged.
Of course, usually they look like shit so maybe the bar was just low.

But just saying, don't judge a sandwich by the neighborhood!!
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>>8242893
I was 12, I didn't know any better.
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Why don't you do the v cut anymore
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>>8237764
What is your favorite food? Do you cook at home?
Btw. They dont use tape when 'videotaping'
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>>8243210
Because that looks stupid.

>>8243217
Favorite food is tuna cassarole or nachos. Yes, I love cooking at home, that's why /ck/ is my homeboard. Also I don't like doing video work, so I don't really do much of it haha. But I know.
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>>8237915
>the shy, innocent and polite girl.
You mean the boring one with nothing to say?
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Why can't I get the only worthwhile sub, buffalo chicken, anymore?
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>>8237764
PLEASE
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>>8239305
kek
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>>8243312
Yep, pretty much!

>>8243313
We still have buffalo chicken at our location. Maybe try asking next time you're at Subway.
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Why does everyone fucking work at subway
Is it the new mcdonalds
Id be working there for sure if i was allowed to keep my beard
>18 y/o
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>>8243340
>Yep, pretty much!
You're not supposed to just agree to that, wtf. Now I feel bad
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>>8243353
Well, it's true. I don't really talk much during my shift or at all because I just prefer it to be quiet.
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>>8238735
How do I get hired in your field
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>>8243361
Post feet. How tall are you? How big are your boobs
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>>8241252
wew
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>>8237859
You only need a high school diploma and no criminal record how the fu k is that hard... Also cuck the army navy or Marines
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>>8243377
I'm 5'4. Boob size is disclosed information.

>>8243382
I have medical issues that would prevent me from joining.
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>>8243387
>Boob size is disclosed information.
So A cup then.

Hey I need a female perspective on this. So im 6'3", slightly above average looks, but little to no muscle. What is your reaction when someone like me walks into the store and gets a chicken sandwich on Italian bread?
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>>8243387
What size shits do you squeeze out?
Own any dildos?
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>>8243387
>Post feet.
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Fuck those feet freaks.
North europe guy here. Never been to a Subway, its just some generic sandwich bar or what?
If you wanna travel around, I got a place you can stay.
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>>8243412
Calm down Roberto, you aren't going to get puss that easy.
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>>8243417
I might be gay? Tho im not.
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>>8243394
I want to suck you down real bad
>>8243397
Depends on what I ate big boy ;)
No dildos though
>>8243400
If you insist
>>8243412
Sorry I don't date snow niggers
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>>8243424
>Depends on what I ate big boy ;)

Greentexts story PLEASae
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>>8243394
Uhh, no reaction. I really don't pay attention to people and what their orders are unless they were really obese, really skinny, or their order is very obscure. I'm not an A cup.

>>8243397
Depends on the day.
Disclosed information.

>>8243400
Already did, check the thread.

>>8243412
Yeah it's fast food sandwiches. You tell me what shit you want on a sandwich and I make it for you.
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>>8243431
What are some obscure subway recipes I can order to impress the 3/10 at the counter with my expansive cuisine knowledge?
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>>8243424
Due to your excessive output on co2 we haven't seen snow for years.
Thanks for ruining the planet.
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>>8243433
Obscure would be tuna and meatball with salami.
No one would be impressed by your "expansive cuisine knowledge". You're at Subway. There's not really any right answers. I guess something that's always nice to have happen is someone asking me what I reccomend if you want to make a grill happy.
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>>8243447
I'm not a beta, bitches always have shit opinions.
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>>8243431
Nice try, but miserable fail
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>>8243451
this. I asked once and she started spouting some tuna bullshit with fifty million vegetables
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>>8243451
Yeah I mean, that's really true. I guess I would find that guys who get spicy italians, chicken breasts, rotisserie chicken, or sweet onion teriyaki to be an attractive choice. That's just my opinion.
And don't get american cheese. That ruins everything.

Something to really be attractive is to get peppers and onions on your sandwich before it's toasted.

Biased opinion, I find the beta autists to get ham and american cheese on Italian bread, untoasted. Even more beta if you get veggie delight. Any guy who isn't indian that gets a veggie delight I assume they're gay or vegan.

Oh and if you're a woman and get weird shit on your sandwich I can only think about how awful your vagina smells and tastes.
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>>8243346
A few years ago, Subway passed McDonalds in the number of stores they have in the world.
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>>8243470
Is this really op? Do you actually judge someone's masculinity off whether or not they get pickles prior to toasting a sub? KEK
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>>8243484
Yeah it's actually OP. I know it's not any believeable when I say it.

I'm not gonna drop my panties if some guy orders my definition of the perfect sub. I'm not gonna think of a guy as any less of a man for little things like that. I'm just saying that there is sandwiches that are I guess more attractive to order than others. Depends on whoever is working because obviously everyone has different sandwich opinions, but these are just my veiws.
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>>8243491
>I'm not gonna drop my panties if some guy orders my definition of the perfect sub
Could you elaborate on this?
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OP - what is the worst thing a person could order from a sandwich-maker's perspective? So no accounting for taste. Just worst in terms of the discomfort/stress/irritation you would have to go through to make it.

And I don't mean autism. Nothing like having to assemble everything so the veggies are parallel or the meatballs having to be spaced perfectly or they complain.

What is the absolute worst order a normie could hit you up with that would make you want to leap over the glass and bite out their jugular?
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>>8243505
Double meatball toasted hands down. There's a guy that comes in every Tuesday at 4 who always gets it along with a double tuna and two soups. Extra cheese on both sandwiches. No drink and no water cup. Total comes to over $20. Double meatball is way too hard to pick up and you need two or three extra papers. I have no clue how the guy even eats it.
And everytime after he orders it he goes and sits down while it's toasting. So you always have to yell at him across the store asking what veggies he wants. Then he makes you bring the sandwiches and soups to his table.

Or asking for a meat and then saying "can I get tuna too?" then I either have to move the meat or put the tuna on the other side of the bread. Or when you say "that's all" and I wrap up the sandwich and then you're like, "oh wait, I forgot mayo"
Or when you ask for chicken on your sandwich. What chicken? Oven roasted chicken breast? Chicken strips? Chicken teriyaki? Rotisserie chicken? I had one girl say "chicken breast", I put it on, asked what cheese she'd like, asked if she wanted it toasted, toasted it, sent it to veggies and THEN she decided to say "that's not the chicken I wanted" If someone fucks up, try to say it before I put on the cheese, and especially when I toast it. Then I have to throw out the whole sandwich.
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>>8243562
I really dont know why im rambling? I usually dont. Oh, wait.
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>>8237775
plz be my ai gf
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>>8243568
Why are women so unfunny?
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why did you put grapes on my toasted footlong veggie on honey-oat & wheat with pepperjack cheese
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>>8239627
Your weight is showing with this post OP
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>>8240525
Way too early, but good on you for using Tomorrow
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>>8238528
i believe it
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>>8243594
Women are funny. Get over it.
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>>8241194
>leneant

it's spelled lenient, from the Latin verb lenire, "to sooth or pacify"
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>>8239305

toasting in epic bread
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>>8240525
A little too early but it's already part of the job done
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>>8239305
>tuna
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>>8239305
Include me in the screencap.
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>>8240969

Did you draw this?
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>>8239305
Jesus fucking christ
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>>8239305
perfect
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>>8239305
Include me when screen cape
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>>8243562
>If someone fucks up, try to say it before I put on the cheese, and especially when I toast it. Then I have to throw out the whole sandwich.
why don't you try not putting the wrong chicken on it you daft bint
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>>8243470
you come across as fat, unattractive and obnoxious. enjoy working at subway, OK.
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>>8239305
This post is... sublime.
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>>8239305
ZOOMED WORDS
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>>8238528
lol
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>>8240848
Bruh, you did nice.
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How fat are you, OP? Has eating Subway helped you lose any weight?
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>>8238528
I'll reply
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chiming in on legendary thread
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>>8238528
>901 >>8238303 >>8240391 >>8240464 >>8243582
posting
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>>8243387
That's not what "disclosed" means, retard. Why are girls so fucking stupid? Just post your tits, whore.
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>>8248775
>Why are girls so fucking stupid
They're not all stupid, it's that the actual not-stupid girls don't tend to attention whore and say something like 'post your dick first' or just ignore people treating them like a girl, if they even let drop that they're female for whatever reason.
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How do you feel about regulars who always order the same sub but refuse to say 'the usual' and simply waits for instruction at each step, even though you're pretty sure its the same damn sandwich as last time.

Do you want to be told a sandwich, or the length and type of bread before the sandwich.

Why cant half of you fucks do your job correctly? Is sandwiching really that difficult? McDonalds and other burger joints have trouble assembling sandwiches too. Makes me wonder.
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>>8248924
I'm not OP but I work at a [spoiler]ramen[/spoiler] shop with a bunch of regulars so for the regulars question, I personally don't mind too much, but sometimes I'll pre-emptively ask "[order] right?" I mean they're regulars sure but it's not a big deal to listen to their order again.

And for the last question, have you considered that half of those people are people who failed senior high, a quarter more have probably never made anything more than a pbj in their life if that, and the last quarter are uni students who don't really give a shit?
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>>8248950
>have you considered
Yes. It leads me to assume they're actively trying to do poorly. Sandwich construction doesn't even require a 7th grade education, I would assume. The college students not giving a fuck makes me think they're messing it up on purpose even more.
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>>8248960
>Sandwich construction doesn't even require a 7th grade education, I would assume
And you would need to be literally retarded to not be able to get into a community college or flunk out of high school. Being uneducated and being a retard isn't the same.
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>>8248997
So we have literal retards, and college age students who give no fucks performing the same quality of work.

Life is full of many injustices.
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>>8248997
>And you would need to be literally retarded to not be able to get into a community college or flunk out of high school
Or a druggie or a coalburner or a 'cool kid'.
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>>8238542
>@8238537

nigger, what the fuck are you doing?
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>>8237764
we love you gage
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>posts feet on 4chan
>quiet with nothing to say
>photojournalism

See you on Pornhub
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>>8239305
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