Banquet chicken patties on white bread with a flick of pickle

Why not just slap some pickles onto that sandwich too? ...or are you out of pickles?

>>8232842
Out of pickles, save the juice for this.

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

>>8232846
ah, that's smart. Pickle juice is also an emergency remedy for sudden muscle cramps. FYI

>>8232836
not mcchicken/10

Needs some mustard

We should kill everyone in the world who has less than 15,000 right now...

Dont you mean 'wa la'?

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>>8232836
>not making lizard sandwiches

>>8233432
Less then 15,000 of what?

Try it with biscuits, will not disappoint.

>>8232836

I don't even like pickles but I keep pickle juice just for breaded chicken.

>>8233977
Brain cells, like the moron who made this post >>8233432.

>>8234017
Good man

>>8234017
Pickle juice is a good chaser for shots.

do americans really eat this?

>>8235265
Yes they serve it in our public schools on penis inspection day.

>>8232836
How many children have you molested with those pale rapist hands?

>>8233728
dis nigga know. free lizards errywhurr

>>8232836
beautiful hands. How old are you

I hate when my room mate throws my pickle juice away,

>>8232836
:stopspooky:

>>8232849
Dante?

>>8235265
>cheap
>ready-made
>simple
I don't see why not. It's a perfectly reasonable meal.

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>>8233728

>"banquet" chicken patties

What does that even mean? Did you steal them from a banquet or is that the name brand?

>>8236363

>a perfectly reasonable meal

>enriched refined flour bread literally bleached in chlorine
>breaded, fried patties made of "chicken paste" that is 10% chicken and 90% chemicals and pink slime

>perfectly

>reasonable

Muricans.

>>8237387

I'm going to have to give you a 2/10. You tried, for a given definition of "try".

>>8237382
You're so blessed.

>>8237395

Are you trying to imply I'm wrong? You're defending the ingestion of store bought, sugar and syrup added, bleached "white bread"? And ready made chicken patties? And you wonder why your brain is foggy and you're body a lump of shit.

>>8237403
You're not even trying anymore

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>>8237425

I am anon. I am desperately trying to get through to you.

>>8237387
>breaded, fried patties made of "chicken paste" that is 10% chicken and 90% chemicals and pink slime

Wow, I bet you also believe satanists were running rampant in the 1980s abducting children

>>8232836
We already knew fat people have a terrible pallet but thanks for the reminder.