Haha

Haha

>>8212855
classic bant m8

>>8212855
Got 'emmm

Am I retarded or is the joke that he's bringing her what she wanted

This shit is why I'll never have a Facebook. Being forced to see people's retarded thoughts every day would make me blow my god damned brains out.

>>8212879
it's not the retarded thoughts, it's the competition for attention

>>8212884
Which is done by people constantly posting retarded thoughts.

You're right, though, Anon or bust.

>>8212877

I think it's a coincidence joke. She wanted something and coincidentally her bull's prepper was bringing home that something.

>>8212879
>tfw facebook decided to bring up my "memory" of my dog dying last year today
fuck that site man

>>8213164
Wew. That's horrendous. I'll never understand, nothing good happens there, it only serves to make you angrier at people you know.

>>8212879
You have wrong friends then. I enjoy Facebook, my daily dose of nihilism, dark humor and scientific updates and news from my field

>>8213171
Honestly I only ever use it to message my old high school friends and maybe check on a couple of pages, but yeah I keep feeling like it's ruining my memories of a lot of old friends (especially with all this election shit going on).

At least my aunts and cousins still post good recipes and shit on there.

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>You have wrong friends then. I enjoy Facebook, my daily dose of nihilism, dark humor and scientific updates and news from my field

>>8213178
Sounds like you're in the wrong place, friendo

>>8212889
>>8212879
>>8212884

So is the joke that you still use 4chan anyway?

>>8213239
4chan is infinitely better than any non-anonymous social site. It's still shit, sure, but it doesn't even compare to how shit other places are.

>>8212855
I dont get it desu

>>8213197
But he has a better job than you

>>8212879
As a facebook user i can say that You are damn right

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Facebook is terrible. I do get on there when I'm drunk, which is almost every day, because I'm really lonely and kinda getting tired of waiting for my girlfriend to finish school. I just like the attention. I don't fucking post meme shit though, I just ramble, which may actually be worse. Luckily no one ever reads that shit. Lots of sympathy likes when you post drunken blocks of text.

>>8212879
facebook is pretty good if you just use it to occasionally talk to people but otherwise use your feed as a way to keep up on news and politics and shit you're interested in

>>8212855

As a woman, I was literally shaking when I read this.

Who knew there were actually good men out there! ;)

fooled me!! XD

Thank you so much for the post, really brightened up my day at the office. Time to go back to work! Busy day for me showing the boys who is boss!! ;)

>>8213197
Top kek

Wanted some poon. Gf came home feeling frisky. Got my poon. Haha ahh.

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>>8213178
>>8214752
Get a load of these cucks

>>8212855
i dont get it

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>>8213178

can somebody fucking explain it? is she expressing that she likes her boyfriend?

why the fuck is there a question mark at the end that totally throws that interpretation out the window?

>>8214958
My interpretation is that she got her cuck boyfriend to go to the store and bring her tendies and honey mustard to satisfy her cravings.

>>8212855
I don't get it.
So she wants fries with honey mustard already prepared but the boyfriend is bringing the two separate?

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>>8214976
>I have never been in a relationship with anything other than my animu pillow

>>8213178
>my daily dose of nihilism
I doubt you could name one nihilist philosopher that isn't Nietzsche

>>8214976
OP pic is pretty dumb, but if you genuinely don't do anything nice for your significant other like said situation, you're not worth being with.

>>8214976
>I'm too alpha to do a favor for my girlfriend

>>8213193
Same, exceptmy relatives post the dumbest shit.

>>8215655
Except he wasn't.

>>8215665
I don't have any family added on facebook, feels great

>>8214234
Stop doing that.