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>>8212456
my hands are hairier than that.... im fucking scared to cook

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>>8212472
we have these neat inventions called razors you fucking bear. try them out sometime.

>>8212477
im not gonna shave my fucking hands ill just continue forcing other people to make my food you fucking pussy

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That problem could be solved if they used chopsticks.

>>8212456
Either shave all body hair or prepare to be ostracized for not fulfilling the expected numale gender neutral meme. How dare you project a male gender identity! You're worse than Hitler!

i do not understand this meme

>>8212657
A gross/dirty hand is going to touch your clean food, dice, book, etc, etc.

>>8212793
That hand doesn't look dirty at all, i don't know what the fucking point of this thread is. Do people really shave their fucking hands? Is this the world we live in now, where looking like an actual male human is just not acceptable?

>people are worried about the germs on the persons hands when they have no fucking clue who touched that food to even get into their hands

>>8212456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV_CQrHKna8

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>>8213172
world is full of numale cucks now.

i mean fuck im gay as hell but i sure as hell dont shave my hairy ass body like other faggots.

fuck that noise

>Would you mind if I had just a bite?

>>8212472
Its all good, itll either singe off (i once lit my vhest on fire for a few seconds while cooking shirtless, but besides that, have never had an issue.) Or be totally fine. Least im not my friend who caught his pubes on fire making steak

>>8212456
I wish a motherfucker would put their hands in my unfinished meal.
You're either getting cursed out or knocked the fuck out.

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>"hey bro can I get some fries? Bro thanks just taking a few bro."

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>>8213908

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>>8213908
>want to stop them
>they've already taken fries while in the process of asking
>can't tell them to fuck off cause their dirty ass hands have already gotten on those fries

y-you too

>>8212492
Or regular silverware, im as weeb as anyone in this site but wtf senpai

>making dinner for me and my gf
>only making enough for two servings
>flat mates walk by
>wow can i have that?
>serve me up some xD
>hey guys anon is cooking us dinner
>let me just taste... mmmh oh so good im having that

FUCK
GET AWAY FROM MY FUCKING FOOD YOU BLOODY VULTURES
FUCK

>>8213908
>female with non-chub hands grabbing a huge ass handful of fries

I'd marry that future hamplanet.

>>8214422
>she calls you bro
You can have her, bro.

>>8212456
Motherfucker use a fork. I have smacked my friends' hands with a spatula for that.

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Gibs me dat.

>>8214426
>Not wanting an assertive femdom gf that calls you bro and then grinds her nice pink bootyhole on your face like the pathetic slave you are

Literally kys my man!

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>>8212456
The hair doesnt even go all the way up his hand....

>>8214603
Probably waxed it because he is embarrassed.

>>8214603
I get hair on my knuckles too. That I actually do shave because it looks weird.

>>8214656
Im hairy enough that removing hair highlights it more than keeping it there.

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>"hey bro just grabbing a nibble of that salad. Just washed my hand it cool thanks bro".

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>not slapping people with a spoon if they try to take something

>>8214420
Wow, you got food cucked in your own kitchen.
That was the moment you were a man told him that it was only for you and your girl.

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>>8214707
>not slapping people with a meat cleaver if they try to take something
Step it up niggah

>>8212650
I hate to break it to your pol ass, but if that fuckers hairy ass hand gets hair in someones plate for the evening its not an sjw thats going to be bitching him out, its going to be the health inspector.

>>8214777
>Cucked in the kitchen
That's gonna be my Youtube show name

>>8214819
>about to pop lasagne in the oven
>brodude comes in and demands to use the oven for his frozen pizza
>10 minutes of you standing there with your lasagne while he puts his pizza in, keeps the door open so you had to wait for it to heat up again, and takes it out

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>>8214819
i would watch it

>>8213908
Had a roommate that did this shit all the time. Meal with enough food to feed a half dozen people? He'll take half of everything. Ate half a shoulder of pulled pork in a half hour after he asked for, and I quote, a bit.