American products and restaurants

>with appropriate technique
a middle-aged meth addict dropping the plates on the table in a big heap and then disappearing for an hour is "appropriate technique" now? are you from alabama?

No American would hold up Waffle House as an example of passable cuisine, or arguable even real food, much less "incredible," unless he's some inbred freak who hasn't left his swamp in thirty years

It's a place that serves food for drunk people, by meth-heads

Work on your bait, friend

>>8212320
>family of 4 sits down, rests arms on table. Forced to remain there for the rest of their inbred lives due to the leftover syrup on the table glueing their arms in place.

>>8212478
>No American would hold up Waffle House as an example of passable cuisine,
Blacks.

Is waffle house like a flyover version of dennys?

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>>8212478

People like you are the genderqueers/feminists/liberal/hipsters of food. Jesus fucking christ, i couldn't even imagine being this stuck up. Food is food, unless its poisonous, raw or taste like fecies. What pseudo-connosieurs like you prefer are obviously sweaty dicks with a side of activated almonds and alkalized water.

>>8212478

this is the most pretentious post I've seen in about a month and you sound like such a numale beanie-wearing faggot it made my stomach upset.

>>8212580
>stomach upset

With that tender of a stomach I'd recommend avoiding Waffle House and Chick-fuk-a.

>waffle house

Where the table is always sticky
The cook always has a dirty white apron
And hes always really hairy and is smoking a cigarette while frying an egg

I don't know anything about waffle house but chic-fil-a makes some fucking fantastic chicken sandwiches and they have great service.

The Waffle House in my town is run by the culinary students from the historically black college. I like it there, the atmosphere is nice and they always want to chat.

>>8212698
>they always want to chat.

About what? Wait, don't answer that!

>>8212617

I think you should avoid all forms of communication you mongoloid

>>8212550

>Waffle House is gross
>therefore I'm a hipster liberal

Okay, buddy

Don't get me wrong, I've eaten there drunk out of my mind with friends, but it's not any good

What kind of bizarre standards do you have where someone who doesn't like fucking Waffle House is automatically a hipster?

>food is food

You are on a board about cooking, you mong

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>>8212320
>incredible meal

>>8212320
Fast food is not the 'American dining scene'. You are part of the problem.

Waffle Haus is the ultimate cooking barometer. I've ate in WH that was absolute shit and cancer, and I've eaten some of the best meals of my life at WH. It is a temple to cookery, tiled, serene, and conceptually unfuckable. You can literally instantly judge a WH when you walk in, they all look the same
>arr rook same
and EVERYTHING is out in view. Is it clean, quiet, everyone copacetic, is the ship tight and decks cleared? Prepare for the best waffle
>pecan waffles BITCH
hashbrowns
>it's rosti. for real, it's rosti

and cheap cheeseburgers you can get, bar none. literally life affirming

Is everything ghetto and dirt is apparent, people are stressed or unhappy, shit is clearly out of order? Happy salmonella, pardner.

add that to the Waffle House Index, which is literally used to track the severity of natural disasters, and the place is a fucking miracle of Americana and should live forever and ever amen.

>Bert's chili is just OK, I don't love it.

>>8212524
Black neighborhoods have Huddle House, which is exactly the same but with a different name for some reason.