>first date with girl tonight >she should be here any minute

FYI, I cooked spaghettios on stove top, not microwaved.

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>>8207237
Treat her nice and I'm sure you will have a wonderfull evening.

critique ploxx

>>8207262
thanks I hope so

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>>8207247
>I cooked spaghettios on stove top, not microwaved.
It's the little things, anon.

>>8207247

>on stove top, not microwaved
well that is redeemable. tbqh I was going to think you are retarded, but you used a stove

no protein

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>>8207342

>>8207247
>this pleb doesn't eat them straight out of the can

>>8207237
I would leave without eating then tell everyone you tried to rape me but couldn't because you couldn't get erect

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>>8207438
oh yeah you would of made something better than pictured?

If I got spaghettios and a crunch bar on a date I would suck your dick until your balls look like deflated balloon

>>8207488
top anon m8

>>8207237
If you're not creepy with her and have a good sense of humor with regards to the dish and the dinner convo it might not be that bad. Honestly of you were interesting and kept things light hearted this would be a cute dinner attempt abd I'd offer to cook for you next time or do a cooking date.

Just don't be too "spergy" and don't act like you're going to lure her to your basement and keep her there.

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>>8207247
if shes not sucking ya dick tonight then she must be gay

>uh-oh

>>8207488
topkek

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>>8207536
spergy? what is this word?

>>8207237
>not even a king sized crunch bar
i guess OP doesn't have to compensate

>>8207610
Shh, shh, don't trouble yourself

Just leave the nursing home computer alone and go take a nap so you can forget all about this complicated internet lingo

>>8207237
How'd it go OP?

>>8208681
OP got laid
He can never return to the chan now

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>>8208717
Damn, lost another one to the Spaghetti-Os

>>8207354
>>8207342
samefag