Is this the first sign?

Yes you're officially an alcoholic. Enjoy your eternal problem.

>cucked by a beverage
Is there anything sadder?

Ehh that's a Micky so I'd say no

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>>8204433
You're well on your way to becoming a Whiskey "connoisseur".

Just keep drinking until you can taste hazelnut and hints of nutmeg.

I'm not much of a drinker. If I was to get something to drink It would be the foulest, dankest, darkest beer I could find.

>>8204433
Yes, screw caps on liquor are the first sign of the apocalypse.

You had a good run. Please check your dignity at the door.

I think Takka vodka is lowest you can go

Or ssoe sort of 9 dollar tequilla bottle

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>>8204433
That's some expensive fancy whisk you got there.

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>>8204433
Depends, that's only 11 standard drinks. Did you buy the fifth just to sneak it into places or are you just a fag with a half spirit who thinks he's alcho cuz he drank that puny shit in 1 night

>>8205306
The latter but i regularly drink 40z

>>8205315
come back when you rail a liter of homebrew vodka at 80%abv in one night. Kidding, don't.

What actually good whisky should I get?

>>8206051
Elijah craig. Around the same price as buffalo trace, but better.

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>>8204433
>that first sip

I don't get it.

>>8206060
Not available. Any other good suggestions?

>>8206051
Bourbon: Old Grandad Bonded
Rye: Rittenhouse
Blended Scotch: Monkey Shoulder
Irish: Bushmill's Black Label

I'm not going to rec a single malt scotch because that's something you really have to feel out yourself.

>>8206051
alberta premium and a case of ginger ale

>>8206051
nothing better than the shine

>not wild turkey 101
stop doing it wrong

>>8206091
tfw have a bottle of monkey shoulder and I'm considering mixing it with coke. I'd rather have johnnie walker black desu

I like whiskey especially rye. It's a shame the prices have gone up. What's the differences between whiskey and scotch?

I had some and it burned and it hurt. I don't remember how it tasted.

The first sign of what?

Seeing that you bought alcohol and felt the need to not only take a picture, but then upload it to the interned, I can conclude with near certainty that you are in fact an attention seeking moron.

>>8207172
Whiskey is the general term for all distilled spirits made from grain.

Scotch is a specific style made only in Scotland. The malt is dried with peat fires and the spirit must be aged for three years plus a day, and probably some other requirements I can't recall.

>>8206073
good for the price? 4 roses
wild turkey rare breed is another good bourbon with a very fair price point

i've only tried one scotch (highland park 12). the first time i had some i liked it well enough to sip a few fingers worth. several months later i went back to the same bottle and absolutely hated it. the tobacco taste was far too prominent for my liking. but i'd like to try another scotch. does anyone have any recommendations? cheap is good, but obviously i'll spend some dosh on a decent bottle. i'm mainly looking for something simple and low on the tobacco flavor

>>8204433
>Is this the first sign?

Of poor taste in bourbon? It may well be.

>>8207950
I'm partial to Talisker 10 for an everyday Scotch.

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>>8207427
this is the only thing the OP has signs of tbqh

depends, do you go out and have it in your pocket?

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>>8204433
>JB whiskey in plastic bottle

You're getting there, but it's possible to sink lower.

If your in the UK get some single malt scotch minatures, one from each region, and find what you enjoy best.

Had some Glenmorangie Quinta Ruban last night and it was amazing, but since it was my first port finished scotch i wanna look into some others to get an idea for pricing.

Depends is it early in the morning or are you at work.

Is Ardbeg any good?

>>8206091
Bushmills is shit. And my mum is from Bushmills. If you're going Irish, Teeling is a lot better.

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>>8204433
Yes, anon. And this will be the last. Enjoy your deroute.

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>>8209150
>Bushmills is shit
>Teeling is a lot better

>>8208630
If you enjoyed that you'd probably like a nice, well rounded, sherry casked single malt. Try Highland Park.

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This is just my at work cabinet.

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>>8209379
>keeping empty liquor bottles like some trashy home decor.

plastic handle
liquid spits
take my life
its full of shit

GREEN DAY