Post the shittiest foods you have saved. Dumping what I got

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come on guys dont leave me hangin

>>8203934
Love me some milk steak

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Meatloaf extra 'chup

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Parson's nose

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>>8203941
Is that a crayon?

>>8204157
youre god damn right it is

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Taco bell waffle taco

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>>8204157

>>8203941
intriguing combination

almost want to try it

>>8203941
Impressive they took the effort to wick a candle.

Makes me wonder if people actually eat these things or just make em and take pictures for the meme status

>>8204173
i see nothing wrong with this picture

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poormans steaks

>>8204157
are you calling me a faggot?

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>microwaving bacon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obBPaB9p-G4

>>8204805
Kill me

>>8204188
nice plating

>>8204117
I refuse to believe this was supposed to be a pancake

>>8203931
who took a bite of the dog on the left before taking the picture?

>>8204171
You would be suprised att the disgusting shit people consider food

>>8203951
>>8203965
>>8204109
>>8204149
>>8204157
>>8204160
>>8204173
>>8204188
wouldeat/10

>>8204142
wouldDEVOUR/10

>>8205692
ayyyyy

>>8203934
That's a delicacy

>>8203934
boiled over hard.

>>8204805
I want to murder this bitch

>>8204805
How's that horrible? It might turn out a bit too dry, but it's a way to cook bacon without added fat (though adding chocolate defeats the purpose).

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>>8204805
>leaving stacey at the kitchen

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This thread took me to the wrong side of flavortown.

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>>8204805
I don't want to click this shit

So basicley american fine dining thread lol?

>>8204188
that looks pretty good actually, Might steal decorating idea for next left over meal.

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>>8204805
Aw fuck, she's one of those fake deep jesus bitches

https://dostuffblog.wordpress.com/2016/06/17/keeping-pace-with-god/

>>8204109
Shit nigga, I have the same plates

>>8206293
I had to google this to find out what this was referencing. You disgust me.

>>8205693
fucking died

>8205849
>that file name

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>>8205849

>>8204160
are these good? ive wanted to try one for a long ass time but im never near a tacobell during brekky

>>8206480
I had one before and it looked better than the picture the guy before you posted. Tasted alright. Nothing to write home about but it was good. I got the one with sausage.

I was skeptical of the syrup they give with it, but I figured if a McGriddle tasted okay then the waffle taco would as well.

>>8206293
This is just the gayest fucking bullshit.

>>8204188
>that much onion
>onion is larger than patty
>fucking raspberries

Stop the planet.

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>>8206574

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>>8206581

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>>8206586
#wifeymaterial

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>>8206591

>>8203934
Gotta keep your protein and blood sugar up if you ever want to find Pepe Silvia.

>>8205697
You guys never did homemade Benihana? I thought you guys liked to cook.

There are few days a year when I want to kill myself, this is one of those days

>>8204805
this is tragic.

She's trying so hard with the presentation of this video. It's like she has this hope that maybe her channel will take off and she can be youtube-rich-and-famous. Unfortunately for her she doesn't seem at all interesting/engaging and she's not attractive. So she has no views and no subscribers.

And this food. Jesus wept.

>>8205184
I don't know, man. I've done some pancake experimenting (i.e. cooking with few ingredients) and many have come out looking like a sock that's been left in between the mattress and the floor for a month.
Granted, I've never had one look like dried up carne asada.

>>8205184
>>8206767
It was cocoa powder or melted chocolate chips, guaranteed.

Source: had the same stupid idea they did.

>>8206777
>cocoa powder
That's the one, I remember buying a shitload of it then realizing I had bought the kind that is used for champurado rather than actual cocoa powder for normal cooking. Perhaps that might be why it didn't come out exactly like his.
Also, he might've been using very small amounts of water/milk or didn't add enough butter/oil to the mix before putting on the pan.

>>8204124

Are you a full-on child rapist?

>>8204805
Microwaving the bacon is probably least offensive thing here.

>>8205912
cooking bacon in a skillet without adding fat is also a way to cook bacon without adding fat

>>8203980
Oh, well I've had those artificial eggs before, they're not that ba--
>cheese.jpg
Oh dear God, no

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>>8206499
why would you do this

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>>8206574
are those...uncooked noodles on the right?

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>>8204805
REEEE

>>8208969
I didn't know the blonde guy from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure had a sex change.

>>8204149
>extra 'chup
actually made me laugh

>>8206352
>>8206508
Am I missing something? I still don't get it

>>8204149
meh
slice it, put it on bread, add brown mustard, it's lunchbox fare

>>8206480
I think Taco Bell breakfast sucks. Food's meh compared to other fastfood locations, coffee is never hot.

I've tried in in a few locations in two different states. It wasn't any better, so it wasn't just a bad specific location.

>>8204805
Anon what the fuck is your picture from?

>>8209009
It's referencing homestuck.

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>>8205682
meanwhile in England

>>8205675

the Devour/10 I must admit would be excellent after a pitcher or two

>>8204805
I didn't watch the video but I microwave bacon every single time for a bacon sandwich whenever i'm hungover. As long as you leave it in long enough to go a little bit crispy it's fine, add brown or red sauce and you're good to go. I've done it my entire life.

>>8205682
Beans on pizza is got tier. Just don't put anywhere near that amount on.

>>8209019
I think that's from Junji Ito's Frankenstein.

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>>8205692
>dat face

X files anyone?

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>>8204805
Shit food but I'd totally fuck her desu

>>8204805
Typical female Seattllite.

>>8208638
>boil out the calories
tip top kek every fucking time

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>>8206286
This fucking dumb whore

>>8209164
>>8209079
Ok never mind

>>8205849
This is not cooking. This is necromancy.

>>8208638
>calories boiled out
I'm not sure if I get it. Is this a thing people try, or just some inside joke by the fudgemaker?

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OC right there

Casual lunch during "The way" (750km walking trip), I was famous due to my shit dishes mixes. Watermelon+Oreos mix was insane.

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>>8209053
absolutely disgusting

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>>8206598

>>8203970
That is so much tomato for one tiny "sandwich"

>>8209689
I think the joke is that those cracker-looking things are actually sweetened, covered with frosting, and filled with sugary goop.
We don't have pop tarts in my country, but I'm pretty sure that's what those are.

>>8204805
Could barely get through it. I hate pretentious nobodies who try to have a YouTube presense.

>>8205855
>Honey, we're having abortions tonight!

>>8206566
>he doesn't put raspberries on fucking everything

>>8205184
Looks like it was made with sarrazin flour, which gives pancakes a really shit texture

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>>8205184

Worst off, it was made by someone who browses this board. I was in the thread.

>>8204805
This whole video could just be a 2 second soundbyte of the words "microwave it"

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A classic

>>8205697
Hell yeah benihana in this bitch

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>>8209715
>>8209689
they are maple bacon poptarts. pretty sure it's a shitty take on a blt

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>>8209861
dear god

>>8209861
Meh spiders aren't that bad. They just taste slightly bitter and they usually have a slightly furry surface texture.

>>8210118
They forgot to take the plastic wrap off before they baked it, right?

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>>8208969

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>>8210207
>>8210118
No, that's just how processed cheese burns.

Please someone post the spaghetti in the vase. I lose my shit evreytime

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>>8204805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztyh-omhZP4

I want to punt that cunt

>>8204109
Are those mushrooms or dinner rolls? Either way this doesn't look nearly as bad as half the things here.

>>8206566
pretty sure that's potato anon, I thought onion at first too but there's no way that can be true.

>>8206581
id probs say bone apple tea and eat this desu

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>>8203941
>>8204157

at first glance I thought it was a Böller.

>>8204805
what the FUCK is wrong with her eyes?

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>>8210231
I got macaroni in a glass, that's close right?

>>8210274
I've had this in Germany, it's not bad. I prefer it over Nutella and those kinds

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STOP FUCKING STOP

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>>8211085
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

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>>8211188

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>>8206591
>>8206581

these arent jokes like most of these

>>8211085
Is this legal?

>>8211085
>>8211235
>>8211148
It's not that uncommon to eat the placenta, it's super gross but not unheard of.

>>8204805

I am legitimately going to make all of these when I get paid next

>>8206598

Sugared spaghetti actually sounds kinda good. I look sugary beans, so maybe I'm biased

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i had some sausages and pickled onions the other day

>>8204149
It's alright. The perosn fucked up because the loaf fat prevented the 'chup from sticking to it and I guess he was trying to caramelize it.

>>8204173
It needs some cheese wave and a better arrangement and you could sell that for 80 a plate in a fancy restaurant.

>>8211085
as gross as it is, very common and hospitals will let you take it if you ask.

>>8205692
AYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>8211085
Humans grow on those....

>>8209861
Does anybody know what kind of spider that is? I find them in my house but i can't find what kind they are.

>in before Oreo spider.

>>8209834
This actually looks kinda delicious right now.

>>8211085
I am ready to die now

>>8208407
Yes

>>8211239
Yeah, I kind of get it. It's probably safe to eat, and the way Anon described its taste sounds okay. It's only conceptually gross.

Still, that breaks like three different taboos I can think of.

>>8205864
The Hurgin is da delicacy

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Some vegan French toast I found on Tumblr

>>8209964
is that a dissolved mouse on the hotdogs

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>>8211537
i think so, but i don't know for sure

>>8206574
Mac'n'cheese? More like mac'n'who cheeses a fuck

>>8210811
She got them crazy eyes

>>8211537
>canned tuna, cottage cheese and pineapple with hot dogs, served with mayo and sweet chili sauce and garnished with a drowned mouse
Ah, traditional Finnish cuisine.

I think it's just some unappetizing but harmless leftovers that just happen to look like a dead mouse from this angle. At least I hope it is. That food's bad enough already.

>>8211515
>soak bread slice in milk substitute
>fry in vegetable oil
>slather with fruit jam
This shouldn't be difficult.
The eggs might be tricky to substitute, but honestly, fuck the eggs. Find solid enough bread and you don't need them.

>>8211567
>>8206574
>good enuff

>>8210836
Thanks m8, close enough

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>>8203931

I'm staying with a friend's parents. They took us out to dinner which I really appreciate but they both ordered prime rib well done.

Why....

>>8211277
if it wasn't for the disgusting gloop on the sides i'd eat the fuck out of this

>>8212881
I like medium well, which is impossible for someone other than me to make right. Last time I said meduim or medium well and it was like a rubber shoe. I didnt complain because I enjoy beef jerky and didnt want my shit spit on but why did they think that it was okay to send it out? Wtf

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shitty food porn always makes me laugh so hard i dont know why

almost nothing else makes me laugh

>>8204805
How did you find this anon? This is horrifying

>>8204805

>expecting anything less from a >us 12's fan

So glad they are endangered now that the shithawks are a garbage team.

>>8213030
I think I was looking for some dessert recipe on google. I found her mess of a blog and went from there. The shittiness of it mesmerized me desu

>>8210221
what the fuckk america

>>8204117
Jesus Christ that meat is dry

>>8213043
Someone should post the video on /sp/

>>8204188
>those 4 dots of mustard

This man knows NOTHING about aesthetics if he thinks that those belong with the rest of the scheme

>>8211085
why do you shits find this fucked up
we eat eggs and other nasty shit

>>8204805
>all those thumbs down
kek

>>8210649
No, 100% purple onion. You can see the rings and the center. It's just cooked. Which actually makes it worse. Why would you want an entire slab of thoroughly cooked onion? Sautéed pieces, fine, fresh pieces, sure, a fresh cross section, maybe if you're an onion fiend, but an entire (thick) cooked cross section? Why?

>>8209056
Are you serious? I'm ordering a pizza tonight and I have beans so I'll unironically try that.

>>8203951
>>8204109
>>8209388
>>8211010
>>8211277
>>8212862
At least they tried

>>8213099
>tfw you will never care this little about your job

>>8209019
>>8209064
Uzumaki???

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>>8204805
This is a gift that keeps on giving. Thank you /ck/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQPUxvprRV4

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>>8213391
Like holy shit where is the qc on this channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pmMmNZdGWM

>>8204188

that looks fine other than the mustard

>>8211393
It's a Hydrox spider

>>8213391
>mummy hotdogs
>not making the superior mummy meatballs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psLpaBsypBM

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>>8213391
>two ingredients
>still tells you to check their website for the full recipe

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>>8213391
>filename

>>8213460
>that grey hair

Holy shit he's aging badly

>>8213460
They look more like maggots than mummys

>>8213391
>>8213411
This has to be a joke.

>>8213048
Only the stupid and poor eat this trash.

>>8209388
If you actually get a man to marry you and you make him eat this, you go to hell
Also frozen dinners are bad luck anyway

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>>8210231
I had to look that up, is this it?

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OC here. I made squirrel. Shot him, skinned him gutted him, and cooked him.

That'll teach the furry bastard to eat the damn birdseed!

>>8205849
what. the. fuck.

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>>8213619
Turned him into stir-fry. It was really good, if a bit minerally.

>>8213099
I remember one night working at McDonald's
It was 2am on Friday, or I guess it was Saturday at that point
All the drunk kids in town came through the drive thru
It was a Catholic area
I made so many fucking Fillet-o-fish's
I threw the cheese at them as hard as I could, I didn't give a fuck about anything anymore
Sometimes the cheese would hit the lid without even grazing the sandwich.
I didn't fix it.
I didn't care.
I miss being young.

>>8210221
mascarpone also does this to some degree, if you make a mascarpone pizza (and I do), it makes this crispy blackened shrivelly "skin" if you leave it too long.

probably has to do with very high sugar content in a cheese

>>8212989
restaurant cooks don't have enough time to fuck up your food just the way you like, too many pans on the stove to think about... if you want your shit overdone, we overdo it.

>>8212996
same yo

>>8213619
>>8213624
I've heard squirrel is greasy. Never tried it but I'd be willing to give it a go. What you made doesn't look too bad.
Props for trying

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>>8211085

While we're on the subject...

>>8204188
That water glass triggers me more than the food and plating.

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>>8213603
All of my why

>>8204805
seriously whats wrong with this? they all seem decent, the yield is awfully small though

>>8210274
NOTHING WRONG WITH HAGELSLAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>8210274
>not the OCD friendly german version.

>>8211148
kt

>>8204142
what are those hoes

>>8214330
>born of incest

>>8213845
Never had a greasy squirrel. It's not dry either, but leaner than chicken.

>>8214883
mouldy doritos

>>8204805
Is she a 8/10 in the usa?

>>8214364
I thought this was Danish?

>>8204805
>tfw no qt trying-too-hard gf who makes you nasty snacks but you eat them anyway because it makes her happy

>>8206598
for what purpose

>>8211188
enjoy your salmonella

>>8213149
Dude that's so tight

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>>8213063
An undeveloped egg from an inferior animal is not the same as eating a human organ.

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>>8211085
I'm dry heaving.

>>8215695
Quick question. I've seen, cooked and eaten steaks that were seared on the outside but barely cooked on the inside, and heard the explanation that the harmful bacteria live on the outside of the meat. Why isn't it the same for poultry?

I always cook my poultry through, but I'm just wondering.

I'm an autismo Kraut and I actually prefer >>8210274 over >>8214364

>>8213149
i still don't know what that star is made of. help?

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>>8211085
jfc no words

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>>8215986

>>8216045
in this case, i'm surprised he got the shape so nicely without making a mess. seriously, that dish is underrated. i imagine this would be the kid's menu at a good restaurant

>>8204149
Did they steal this recipe from my mother? This is exactly why I can't get into meatloaf.

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>>8204805
>seahawks fan
>completely retarded

What a surprise.

>>8205697
JUST

>>8216269
>sports
>2016

>>8204149
I assume that's just pure ketchup, which is disappointing. Personally I like ketchup with a little bit of maple syrup and a little dash of mustard.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDwuHBxMT0s

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Oc from when I went camping

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>>8216299
Touche, my numale friend.

>>8210118
>>8210221
I remember this happening a long time ago when we were low on mozzarella and my mom tried to supplement it with string cheese on a pizza.

>>8204173
All this is is a small serving of nachos. The only thing wrong with it is that the plate's too big.

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>>8205849
T-Tree Trunks?

>>8213435
That's not ketchup, it looks more like....maybe ground up strawberry? Honestly not a bad idea for waffles, some kinda blended fruit would be tasty.

>>8206591
More like shrimp afraido am i right

>>8216329
Did you wake up to that after a night of drinking and not remember making it?

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>>8215874
>Posting the reddit rage comic mascot

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>>8216327
>LEL STARBUCKS XD
when will this meme die

>>8216327
When will her brain finally give out? Can't be much longer based on her primitive normie behavior

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This was today's lunch

Bone app the teeth

>>8205849
Did a Tzimisce make this

>>8210836
That's a flute

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>>8205693

>>8216854
And you're a fruit!

>>8216856
lol that's the first thing I thought of when I saw that

>>8205682
i did the same thing but with corn once

>>8206598
this is actually really good
but unless thats enough spaghetti for 50 people,thats way too much sugar

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Bunch of deep fried rat fetuses, courtesy of some anon here a few days ago

>>8213435
looks like strawberry applesauce or whatever

>>8204805
>seahawks

Anything from this legend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA

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>>8217078

creeps me the fuck out man

>>8216450
10/10 real laughter happened which bothered my gf and she rolled over

>>8217078
What the fucks up with that?

>>8215883
The defeathering process makes it easy for bacteria to permeate the meat

>>8217078
>>8217459
Quick Google search says that'd actually macaroni in there and not some weird ass parasite. Still would not eat.

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>>8211085
this is why I make fun of white people

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>>8217508
And this is why we make fun of black people.

>>8215267
Dammit anon, stop trying to make me feel bad about not getting to eat chocolate-dipped microwave bacon.
I don't want chocolate-dipped microwave bacon.
I don't want this.

>>8216439
>ground up strawberry
i was thinking of a smoothie, actually seems kinda good

>>8213063
Well, in some cultures, certain kinds of things are seen as unclean or taboo, and are not to be eaten. For instance, people might refuse to eat the meat of animals they see as vermin, or animals they see as pets, or certain organs from otherwise acceptable animals. It is not always sensible, or even consistent.
In this case, the meat in question is problematic in many ways, since it:
1) comes from a human
2) is waste matter - it is naturally sloughed off and disposed by the body
3) comes from a part of the animal not normally eaten; it is neither muscle tissue nor any of the commonly used food organs
4) is harvested during childbirth, and is thus associated with sexuality, another taboo subject.

>>8216062
I thought it looked great. The presentation looks like it's intended for small children, but that doesn't make it bad. And the food looks pretty tasty too.

>>8217645
They literally do it because it staves off the feeling of hunger, and when there's "nothing" at all to eat, it's better than feeling constant painful hunger pains all day.

>>8217848
Yeah, except they put themselves in massive debt to buy "better" soil from a mountain so their dirt cookies will be "more nutritious".

Dont have a photo but more of a story from 10 min ago: I just watched my gf burn her sunny side eggs to oblivion (like a solid 2 inch black crust) and I asked her why she cooked it for so long, she says shes waiting for the top to cook. Then I say "well why didnt you flip them" she says "Ive never flipped eggs before".

>>8217886
>TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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>>8217982
>solid 2 inch black crust

>>8216909
No that's not, but you're adorable anon.

>>8217138
I can't stand to watch this shit anymore. But is this the discgusting nutcase which put a hotdog on a piece of toilet paper ON the toilet rim and light it on fire?

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>>8218181
No that was a steak.

https://youtu.be/rdnQ0nO3AcY

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>>8206591
..Is that fish food?

>>8218191
Oh my god.

>>8218127
underrated post

>>8217982
I hope you're just with her for the sex, and even then I wouldn't understand why you'd want to be around someone like that.

I've avoided several girls for being pants on head retarded

>>8217982
do you know how much 2 inches is? i'm surprised you didn't use the word "literally"

>>8218279
nah, they're "salad shrimp."

They're quite cheap, and taste decent. I prefer to use them in stir-fry because there's a lot of other stuff in there. Using it as the primary meat in something seems odd.

>>8215695
that's chicken dude

>>8209020
So?

>>8217645
Buttmad yt spotted
Not even black either u fool

>>8219074
Islanders are people who were being shipped from Africa but had to be put there as a pit stop

>>8211085
I'm going to make my husband eat my placenta now.

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>>8213460
>Yummy meatballs
>Not making the superior yummy mummy

https://youtu.be/-LhgJjicMz8

>>8213099
>cheese "on the side"

>>8206581
Thought "What in the fuck?" at the """"pizza"""". Died at the vitamins.

>>8218931
Homestuck is gay. Keep up, anon.

>>8211085
Alright, now we've gone too far. It's all fun and games until someone ends up consuming an afterbirth.

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>>8204805
>fucking fitbit

>>8221590
Looks like the Deep Children got to that lasagna.

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>>8214265
>mfw my aunt just had a miscarriage this morning

>>8215883
When a bird gets plucked it creates a ton of neat little holes for bacteria to crawl into and set up camp. Not the same with a cow just getting its skin pulled off.

>>8221590
>laugh at yummy mummy
>watch video
>laughter stops
Does anyone have pictures of the powerade turkey?

>>8203980
Are those deep fried kraft singles?
>tfw fry cheese in a pan to make savory aero choc, thats crispy instead of creamy
>tfw no face

>>8211085
https://youtu.be/-LhgJjicMz8

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WhZvyrSeNA

>>8217886
Is this Kay?

>>8203951
I don't see how this is shitty outside presentation though. Protein, carbs, dairy, veggie...

>>8204173
Reminds me of a coolstorybro.

One Super Bowl back when my family would still host the parties, a few of the moms who didn't care about the game actually painstakingly designed individual nachos. Spread chips out on a baking sheet and put small amounts of all the toppings on each one. Took them forever but damned if it wasn't worth the effort. No naked chips!

>>8224255
I'm not even halfway through, but is that a non-stick frying pan with the coating stripped off?

>>8213072
>Why would you want an entire slab of thoroughly cooked onion?
Why not? It's a common garden vegetable.

>>8224255
That fucking breathing.. Holy fuck