Best drinks to order

It doesn't matter, just get drunk and robbed

>>8203924
listerine for real men

If you havnt been drinking and wanna get shitty, order rum and cokes until ur dead. Redbull vodaks if u wanna be uyp all night

>>8203930
Now what's the fastest way about doing that?

>>8203924
I wouldn't sweat it. You won't like anything so just chug whatever they have, puke, and call it a memorable wild and crazy night.

Everclear 190 if you can find it.

>>8203940
Any spirits

if they can't get into a bar why would they be able to get into a strip club

>>8203924
Grab a a handle of some vodka or rum and pregame a concert

>>8204060
Or grab several 30 racks of piss beer and play beer pong/kings cup/ slap cup till you blackout

>>8204056
18 vs 21 mate

>>8203924
Getting drunk at a strip club costs only slightly less than a good lap dance

>>8203924
just drink water

>>8203924
How about you stop being a shitty friend and buy a bottle of liquor to share with your friends at home?

>>8203924
Jagerbombs, but not with redbull, use one of those chicks drinks that's already filled with alcohol. Or redbull and vodka double shots.

>>8203924
Long Island Iced Tea

>>8203924
Aak them for their best triple-malt scotch. Knock it back like a boss. Get another.

Rinse and repeat until you feel like you've achieved peak manliness. Fuck pussy.

You will probably taste some alcohol, think its gross, drink a little bit more and puke so dont buy anything expensive, if you want to look cool with the bartender just ask for a fernet with coca

>>8203924
You wanna get straight up drunk, order a long island iced tea. Depending on how the bartender makes it, it will be 3/4-1 oz shots of 4-5 different liquors.
This is a perfect drink for beginners, because
A) it will knock you on your ass if you're not accustomed to drinking yet
B) it is mixed so that it doesn't taste very alcoholic, which is nice because alcohol is an acquired taste

However, be careful. As stated, it is strong, and stronger than it tastes. You don't want to OD on your 21st. Drink plenty of water also, and take some time to get up and walk around and see how you feel after each drink before deciding you feel fine for more.

If you want to do shooters, like a lot of young guys seems to do, purple hooters or lemon drops were popular when I was a bartender. And pretty much any bartender should know how to make them and have the stuff for it.

>>8204596
I've never been to a bar that'll make a traditional >3oz long island. You'll get an ounce of premade long island mix topped off with coke like any other highball.

>>8204631
If you go to a real bar rather than a restaurant bar, there's a decent chance, unless it is a really cheap bar.

I guess I don't know how likely it is at a strip club bar.

>>8204650
>implying i don't go to "real" bars

>>8203924
For me it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

>>8203924
Don't drink at a strip club, they charge about triple for drinks. The children around here that want to drink go to a dance hall that's 18+, if you can't find one of those, you'll be best off playing beer pong & other drinking games at home with ur friends. If you don't have a home to party at because you're a kid, idk man I guess go blow all your money at the strip club, just get vodka red bulls. Shots of Patron are really smooth as far as liquor goes.

ACTUALLY, you could do whiskey sours. Sour is a nice strong flavor to ease up the liquor flavor.

If they have those colorful flavorful test tube shots, drink those, they're alcoholic as fuck and taste like capri sun. Also those alcoholic sodas for chicks like zima & smirnoff are easy.

>>8204596
>>8204631
If you order this, just ask them how they make it. If they use "mix" for any of their drinks, just steer clear of those and keep it simple as per above.

>>8204545
This

>>8204065
the drinking age doesnt change once you're inside the strip club

zima

>>8204980
But you can have 21+ people buy it for others. A bar you can't even go in if you're under 21.

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>strip club

>>8203924
>20 year old american here
FUCK OFF UNDERAGE FAG.

>>8205156
Make me old man

>>8205151
Funny you mention that, it wasn't even my idea. It was my friend's idea who is a girl.

It's going to be January so it's going to be very cold and since it's Utah being outside for more than 20 minutes will get me lung cancer from the inversion I don't have too many options.

>>8205226
i had no idea strip clubs were legal in utah