How does /ck/ eat their oranges?

Cutting them in quarters, removing the peel, insert fruit in mouth.

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>eating fruit

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>>8203598
>getting scurvy

>>8203594
I do the same without peeling

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>>8203607
>Becoming a pirate

>>8203576
that's not an orange is it
looks like a tangerine

>>8203576
I don't, oranges are garbage.

i am becoming a surgeon so that i can hire a nice woman a little older than myself named guadalupe or rosa and her job will be to scoop my cat's litter, cook for them, and peel a bowl of oranges for me before i come in for the evening, removing the entire membrane and leaving a damp paper towel over them with the bowl on the counter so theyre fresh but not refrigerated because my teeth are sensitive

>>8204961
i know 4chan isnt the best place to hear good ideas but maybe find an either less high risk job
or find a better reason to become a surgeon or just get rid of those pampered ass cats

>>8204961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjOEGQ18F-A
this will save you a lot of money in student loans

>>8204961
Cut your finger doing dissection and contract some antibiotic resistant infection, you medico-pharma quack charlatan.

by biting into the whole fruit followed by mastication, swallowing, digestion, absorption, and finally excretion
that's how I do it anyway

>>8204952
>having shit taste

Raw? With my mouth? What the fuck do you mean, it's an orange.

>>8207357
>not boiling your oranges in vinegar

Cut into eights/sixteenths (depends on the size really), leave skin on.
Bite the entirety of the flesh off the peel in one go, usually taking a thin layer of rind too (which is fine).

>>8205231
i have to do this with grapefruit for fruit plates at my job. it took me about one go to figure it out.

i actually hate doing the melon segments a lot more because they're prone to being ever so slightly asymmetrical because of inconsistency in the shape of the melons and the inner cavity and it triggers me.

>17 replies
>no JUICE

>>8207505
EAT

With PCP.

>>8207512
I make OJ popsicles

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>>8203617
>being land lubber