So, has anyone here tried to fuck jello? Like if I made jello

>>8201340
yeah umm thats why onaholes are made from silicone

>>8201343

But Jell-o is like 80 cents and raises no suspicion. I don't think I could hide an onahole

>>8201348
just have sex with a woman ya dingus

>>8201348
>I don't think I could hide an onahole
Are you 12?

>>8201362

Nope, Just a two bedroom apartment, 1 for my parents, other goes to my sisters so I'm in the living room.

I just got a job though so move out soon I hope

>>8201360
Nowhere to bring one

>>8201348
What are you going to do after you fuck that jello?
Eat it?

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>>8201367

>>8201391

There'd be jello shrapnel everywhere, there'd be none left in the bowl

>>8201396
sauce
>,,, for research purposes.

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>>8201367
so where the fuck are you gonna hide a jello ass, are you gonna eat it after you fuck it

>>8201415

I'd throw it out. The ass was just optimistic, I'd use a tube or something.

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Buy gelatine instead. Cheaper because with jello you're paying for the sugar, food coloring, and flavoring -which you don't really need to be putting your dick in.
You're going to want it to be firmer than Jello.
Look at recipes for gummy bears on youtube and wing it from there. I'd say about two packets of Knox gelatine per cup of water would be a good place to start. Put a small dowel in it while it sets for a starting hole.

>>8201426

Have you ever tried it out?

>>8201442
Yes I have. It works really well. Just make a gelatin tube to stick your meat inside

>>8201442
No I haven't.
But I think it's an interesting endeavor.
I HAVE been making gummies using an ice cube tray as a mould.
That's where my insight comes from.
>>8201580
isn't me.

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>>8201340
Corn starch is god tier, but it's quite tricky to get the mix exactly right.

>>8203678
Tried to make one of those once, and it absolutely refused to come out of the cup I used, and I just ended up tearing it to pieces trying to get it out. I should try it again sometime.

>>8204379

Try making a mold with aluminum foil

>>8203678
>only insert 4/3 of the way
Wut

>>8204379
you dodged a bullet. they actually friction burn your dick skin off

>>8204403

I think it assumes the person would be smart enough to lube it up first.

>>8201348
>I don't think I could hide an onahole
>>8201340
Like if I made jello in an ass mold

Is it going to be easier to hide an ass mold? Isn't that going to raise some suspicion?

>>8204432

>>8201418

>>8201360
>falling for the women meme
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>not knowing how to make a warm banana peel pussy

I've had sex and it's just like the real thing

>>8205977
pls how

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>>8205977
Dude what

>>8205977

Wasn't that a trap to get people to give themselves 'nana dick?

ITT: pathetic virgins

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>>8201340
Of course. Where do you think jelly babies come from?

http://m.imgur.com/4DjVlHX

>>8205977
lol i tried this it's pretty close desu

>>8208278

Explain the process. Is it impossible without a microwave?

http://buildavagina.com/diy-vagina-reviews/

>>8205971
>trying this hard to mask sad loneliness with fake laughter