Hungry Midnight Snack Time

Explain to me now how you're going to eat this food. I am new to eating eggs, only have been eating them for five years, and I would like to know how people eat them in their own way because I only eat them on toast

>>8199265
I like crunchy salty shit late at night. Not sure if that's from malnutrition or something else. I like anything that goes with a sour cream dip.

>>8199295
Well, sunny side up is great if you haven't tried it. On toast I mean. Otherwise I like soft boiled eggs. Just add salt. Suppose you could make some deviled eggs at that point, and people will say you're strange.

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>>8199330
You should try a McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

peanut butter and vegemite sandwich on pumpkin seed bread. nom.

>>8199337

McChicken tripfag. i see you.

>>8199295
5 years is plenty of time to learn how to eat eggs you fucking autist.

>>8199433
wtf is that?

>>8199295
a fork

aspie douche

>>8200003
so close to quins

>>8199433
wa la

>>8199295
Just put them in your mouth, chew, and swallow, in that order.
As far as cooking them goes, there's
>hard boiled
>soft boiled
>sunny side up
>over easy
>scrambled
>poached
>omelette
>probably some other types

You can put any of those on a sandwich. Maybe try making some french toast? Or invent some new combinations, eggs don't have to much flavor themselves so they go well with a lot of foods. Some people even put one or two on a pizza.

I like mine with Leberkäse and Knödel.

>>8200005
I stole those quints
It was me

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>>8199265
those eggs r fuckin atrocious m8 lmao

cereal or popcorn. I'm not gonna cook something up late at night

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>>8199265
>Share what you eat at late night.

Your mum's pussy, you faggot

>>8199265
>not putting the eggs over the tots
>not breaking up the eggyolks, having them ooze on top of them

what are you doin man?

>>8199265
Too many eggs for a midnight snack. I woulda went with just the tots and some ketchup.

Sliced cucumber and cottage cheese.

>>8200182
I got the 819999 quints though, it worked out.

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>>8200188
>>8200191
>>8200227
>>8200228
Had them with some gravy for cement mortar feeling of

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>>8200611
I drooled and had a moment when I recalled

>>8199265

i would go through half a bottle of ketchup with that plate

>>8200611
>gravy
Nigga that's ranch

>>8200644
What kind or ranch are you eating?

>>8200611
How fat are you?

>>8200736
Regular ranch, and it's pretty gross. I've had different kinds of ranch and that looks a lot like one kind I had

My go to midnight snack is a big ass bowl of fruity pebbles. Or cheese with mustard.

>>8200793
fag

I always make a large portion for dinner and save something for when that late night hunger comes sneaking.

>>8199265

Waffle sandwich or a some grill cheese roll ups

>waffle sandwich
>2 eggos
>2 slices of ham
>2 eggs
>green tobasco and syrup


>grill cheese roll ups
>flatten multigrain bread with a drinking glass
>roll up with american cheese and mozz
>dunk it in a nice bowl of tomato bisque

>>8200834
*shrug*

toad in a hole

take bread
cut out circular piece of bread with top of glass
throw bread in oiled frying pan
crack egg into bread
cook til appropriately done (also cook circular hunk of bread for yolk absorbtion)
enjoy

I usually heat somu microvable noodlws that come with peanut sauce and add a can of tuna in the mix. Something like 42 grams of protein in a bowl.

>>8201429
That isn't called toad in a hole wierdo.

>>8201429
>>8201483
Where are the toads?!

>>8201922
spotted the frenchie

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Does anyone else think eggs look like they should taste meatier than they actually do?

>>8201429
>toad in a hole
That's a croque-monsieur retard. Americans, I swear, thinking they invented everything.

>Midnight snack
>Posts +1000kcal meal
???

>>8202096
>Arguing over who first cut hole in in bread and added an egg
>not even knowing it is different from a toad in a hole as understood in British cuisine

tu as mangé un clown ou quoi

>>8202352
>calories are bad

>>8202096
no asshole, its deconstructed french toast

>>8199265
Cause carbs are all you need right now.

>>8202460
>eggs are high carb
Fool.

>4 fucking eggs for a "snack"
Jesus Christ
I don't even have that many for breakfast.
How fat are you?

>>8202096
I'm canadian and we just call it "egg in the middle of the bread"

>>8202554
How come canadians are the most mellow people on this board and don't turn into raging lunatics like the brits and murricans?

>>8202845
Usually, we pretend to be Brits or Americans to do our shitposting.

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>>8202096
Croque madame, fucknuts

>>8202845
>raging lunatics like the brits and murricans?
Diabetes medication can induce psychosis I guess

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>>8202845

that's what you think

>>8202554
Speak for yourself you fucking anglo

>>8199443
this post fucking killed me 10/10 anon

>>8200611
what kind of gravy is that anon? packet? home made?

>>8202871
looks tasty, but
>that fork

>>8203943
Peppered White Gravy home made with mix

>>8204341
disgusting.jpg

>>8199295
dip those tots in that runny yolk, salt and pepper the whites and enjoy!