Al/ck/holics "Just One Beer" Edition

I'm shitting about 8 times a day and my organs hurt unless I'm really drunk

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>>8194991
that happens to me too. starts at like 4am every day. even if i sleep at 3am

>>8194984
Did you do some homework?

>>8195031
Did half of it, bout to take a swig of whiskey and try to do the rest

>>8194991
Pancreatitis. Don't let it become chronic. You won't like the results.

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>>8194991
>same minus the organ hurting
>on business
>started taking Prozac
>urge to get wasted less

>>8195040
Getting drunk while on ssri's is like 5x more enjoyable for me. I've never been on prozac, but I've been on luvox, celexa and some others I don't remember.

There is a huge increase in euphoria and I start to get mild hallucinations if I drink enough

>>8195031
Ended up half assing the second half, ah well

>>8195121
>have midterm tomorrow night
>already looked over 80% of what I need to
>you just reminded me I have enough whiskey for a drink and a half
I'm doing so well this semester too ;_;

>not drinking occasionally and looking forward to it and using your mind to push bullshit off by looking forward to drinking
>something bad happens and you get to say to yourself "fuck I'll get slammed drunk once the weekend comes"
>not saving money and exercising your will

shiggy

>>8194984
not an alcky, just wanted to post that a moderately well known restaurant - mission chinese - had free, unlimited cocktails during their 5:50-7:30 happy hour. 7 drinks for nothing feelsgoodman.jpg

>>8195465
>unlimited cocktails

id drink those chiners out of business

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>>8195465

Laying in bed with the girlfriend, she's upset because I have whiskey dick and I can't fuck. Watched the United Liverpool game at the bar today, utter dreck. At least she still loves my poetry.

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>>8195446
Same

>Drank three 750ml bottles of bourbon over friday, saturday and sunday.
>Tell myself I'm going to have a break for a week or two.
>Two days later and I'm already considering getting drunk and playing video games
I wish there was a way to check how healthy our livers are instantly. If I knew my body was fine I wouldn't even hesitate. Nothing in life compares to getting drunk.

>>8195565
Academic accomplishments and career advancement beat drinking for me desu

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Just made some shrimp and tacos for dinner and am drinking cheap bourbon. Better than Jack Daniels imo.

>>8195622
anything is better than jack daniels it's a fucking meme """""whiskey"""""

>>8195031
Last night and got hammered and decided I wasn't going to class in the morning since I went to bed about 5 hours before class. Woke up just in time to be 30 min. Glad I decided to go. #functionalalcoholicstudent

>>8195629
am I the only one that thinks it tastes like bananas?

reposting from ded thread bc im retarded
I'm in a downward spiral and only making worse. 2nd semester grad school and letting other people down and letting myself down. I'm not cut out for this shit. I should be grading or reading or writing but instead I start drinking at night for a few hours of happiness and then wake up feeling like shit. Nothing gets done in the mornings now and afternoons I just sleep. I don't even think I'm an alcoholic I'm just weak and lazy fuck

>>8195656
Well what do you think you should do about it?

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>tfw drinking with a full stomach

tfw drinking corona light, no lime. could be worse I guess

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>>8195670
>corona light
For what purpose? Was it free?

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Drinking Jim Beam Devil's Cut. First glass after work. Got tomorrow off, going to smash this bottle down tonight and then going to try and set myself back into a sobriety routine.

also
>tfw first post after my week ban

>>8195674
It was free, actually. Usually I'm an IPAfag

>>8195570
Those have no gratification for me. I'm a straight high distinction student and have a great job for a 21 year old, but there's always more to do. With alcohol, I can have 10 drinks and instantly feel complacent.

Been drinking vodka and wine for like 8 days in a row.

It doesn't really matter, does it?

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>that first sip in the morning

>>8195631
I got up at 6:00 after going to bed at like 1:00, got class in an hour

How do i fight enjoying the taste of drinks like gin and tonics and mojitos, with being worried about my alcohol consumption?

>>8195696
Why not start now?

>>8195992
Because I have half a bottle of Devil's Cut left and a treasure trove of weak will.

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>>8195996
Go on man, you can do it :)
Go pour that shit out

>>8196001
Won't happen, dude. I appreciate the sentiment but if it's in the house and open, it will be finished.

I need an alcohol free house for sobriety. Sissapointing getting back to old habits after having such a good run.

It's Tuesday now, 5am. I made a new rule that I am not drinking past 4am. Normally have to be up into the wee hours, but things have changed. I tried to go to bed around midnight like a normal person, but I took a long nap today, I guess it was a sad nap. I think I am depressed. So I got up around 3 and had two drinks. I think it's enough, that when this movie is over, I will be able to sleep... For two or 3 hours until the kid gets up.

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Drinking Bombay Sapphire straight out the bottle tonight. Stressed over bitches fucking with my emotions. Thanks for the reads brothers. Love you all, ill shoot one now for ya.

>>8194984
I had homework too, thought I could just ask someone before class tomorrow. Had two beers which turned to six (8% 16oz), drank a ton of water and going to bed. I don't want to face tomorrow in a few hours.

>>8196024
Dunno how you were doing it in the past. 2.30am had to be my absolute cutoff. Even if I still woke up drunk I was functional. Every subtracted half hour makes waking up for work even more arduous.

>>8194984
I was going to have a drink on Sunday but shit happened. I want a drink so fucking bad. I have beer and whisky ready to go but I've got family with me and I can't drink and i want a fucking drink so fucking bad and they're not letting me drink.

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>"i can buy this case of beer because then i get the courage to do important things like applying for welfare"
>shitpost, watch sports and bet your last money away

lol how the fuck did my life come to this this is fucking pathetic

I am seriously tempted to go to the shop and buy a bottle of wine. Today has been a shit day, and tomorrow is going to be a shit day too.

Chilling with some red and video games sounds very appealing. I am trying to give up midweek drinking... but...

I just want to unwind and forget about reality for a while and booze helps me do this. I don't drink every day. I can go weeks without drinking but when I need a drink, I need a drink and I'll drink for at least 12 hours straight and consume a shit ton of alcohol. But apparently, despite everyone else drinking every day, this is unhealthy. And I can't. So I'm waiting until I'm alone so I can drink like I normally do. But that won't be for weeks now. And the world isn't making sense and there's a tension in my body and my head that won't go away. Why the fuck won't they just leave me alone and let me just relax?! Why can't I have a drink? I don't start my new job until the end of the month. God damn it, I need to move back out.

>>8196035
I am pretty good at pacing myself. I hardly ever get actual hangovers, I mean I will still feel like a zombie in the morning, but it's rare for me to wake up with a headache, and when I do it's because I poured myself one last drink which I knew I didn't need. I am proud I stayed strong l sat night and kept to my new rule.

one time, when i was homeless for a few months in a major u.s. city, another homeless guy told me you could find bottles of liquor behind this one hotel in their dumpster. like, rich people who stayed at the hotel wouldn't drink it all.

well, i found a bottle of grey goose, but it looked like some cum was in it. like, thick and white stuff just like cum looks when its in water

but that didnt stop this older bum from swigging it down. really made me stop and consider my life

>>8196651
I don't think you're going to care about some bodily fluid when you're continually soaked in your own piss and living in worst conditions for years. Plus it's free protein.

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>>8194984
I had to work Monday night so I didn't start until this morning. I polished the Jack last week so I'm currently on rye vodka. I've still got about one serving of port left in the fridge I've been saving for about a month. I'm not sure why other than perhaps waiting until some special jovial occasion.

I should be asleep right now but I'm not. I shouldn't have had that last cup of Folgers.

>>8195817
not until you run out of booze.

>>8196651
Surely you're in a better situation now. Somehow I doubt you had internet access at the time.

>>8197294
Yeah, doing better. A true redemption story.

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>>8197319
Amen.