>you need to through 10 years of samurai training before you

Any reasonable person would know that's bullshit. But it does take a certain skill set and knowledge to produce good rice/fish clumps.

>>8187853
so wait how do i prepare the middle one?

>>8187863
Nuke Japan twice and wait a few decades.

LMAO Japan and their obsession with bullshit "grand mastery" of retarded shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHXUoLWKTLo

whether or not its true doesnt matter. what matters are the people that will pay a premium for the effort.

>>8187912
How does that old man live with himself? Doesn't it make him feel bad that he has dedicated his life to pretending to be some kind of magical mime fighter?

>>8187948
Up until this he'd gone 400 - 0 against MMA fighters.

>>8187853
>ITT: ameriturds who think sushi is rolling rice with tasty bits in seaweed, instead of the art of forming the rice with the carefully sliced and incredibly fresh fish into a flavor bundle unsurpassed in any cuisine worldwide when accomplished by a master.

>>8187948
He probably genuinely believed it.

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>>8187975
>watch docu
>apprentice cooks the rice that supposedly needs TEN YEARS OF TRAINING to cook by simply dumping it in a pot
>muh freshest fish isn't fresher than any other fish bought from the fish market
>Jiro doesn't even make the shit, his son does
>it's all persona hype with zero ties to reality
>docu is more about him being a horrible person than bits of fish on stanky rice

>>8187975
Found the triggered weaboo

>>8188167
He's making sushi not pasta

>>8188167
>butthurt feminazi disgusted at the fact that males and females are actually different biologically, and the male is stronger and bigger and needs more calories than women. Will continue working to make every USica male a numale. So far success seems immanent.

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>>8187975
>incredibly fresh fish
They age the tuna you tard. He even says in the movie that his Apprentices do the work he just combines the result. It was his oldest son who provided the service and food that won him the Stars.

He is addicted, he has reached the top of a fairly small mountain and wishes he was still climbing and had picked a bigger mountain to scale.

His oldest son despises him as he is still in his shadow despite making the exact same sushi at the same quality, perhaps more since it is proven that old people lack the sensitivity of taste and smell as they age.

>>8187853
What I can say about any type of successful food/resturant. They have good service and fresh ingredients. He's done it so well that hes highly revered. Is that so hard to grasp?

>>8187853
Fr*ck off Dweck.

>>8188167
If I was a girl and he gave me less food for the same price I'd be angry too

>>8188347
Actually timing is an important part of the experience you pay for at a restaurant.

>>8188428
Not in regular familiy restaurants. They bring the food when it is cooked. They may start it a little slower but in no way is the average restaurant concious or even caring about the time and pace.

>>8188476
Ok IHOP provides subpar service, you're right.

Let me rephrase. Any restaurant that provides even a modicum of training to its waitstaff, or with a clientele of anyone with an income higher than 25k/yr, provides proper service. Timing is one of the most important aspects of waiting tables. It's why courses are served simultaneously to all members of a party, and why only poorly trained/ignorant waitstaff clear plates individually, before ALL members have finished the course. No one is to be made to feel rushed, but allowed to enjoy the entire course comfortably.

>>8188499
To preempt your purposefully obstinate reply, let me add:
And due to this importance of timing, it shows high attention to detail that the nip chef in the op tailors meals to their individual customers to avoid the disproportionate timing amongst the party and synchronize the pacing of the courses.

>>8188476
The average restaurant goer isn't going to Jiro's for the food.

It's 200+ dollars for 6 pieces of sushi.

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>>8188167
>tfw you know that someone had this reaction to the movie

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>>8188167
I know you're trolling but still it's infuriating

>>8188167
An impressive shitpost, well done lad

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>>8188167
>tfw I immediately knew this was bait but still got caught

the people on this site are like human composts. you turn everything you see and hear into shit. You're the reason why people build bombs.

The whole "he's been doing it 50 years so he's the best" is a very cultural thing. Rank in Japan is less a function of nominal meritocracy but rather nominally based on seniority (nepotism not withstanding obviously).
It's really a pervasive part of their culture, like individual merit being baked into American culture.

>>8188727

Right, tell that to the sword makers and woodworkers in japan. I'm sure it's just nepotic pride of place.

>>8187948
I wonder if the people who organised the fight felt bad? It's essentially like matching up a fight between a child who thinks he's superman and an actual fighter.

>>8188167
Was this originally posted on reddit with complete sincerity?

>>8188716
>I NEED A SAFE SPACE!!!!!

>>8188716
People build bombs to get rid of as many people like you as possible at once.

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>>8188750
>tell that to the sword makers in japan
please step outside your bubble, this post is exceptionally cringe

>>8188781
tumblr

>>8188791

stop trying to be hostile, you're like the passive aggressive version of a baby crying.

>>8188799
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>>8188792

when you pretend to know things, everyone knows you're pretending. just so you know to guard your opinions better so you don't look like a twat.

>>8188815

Look at what you just typed. Are you proud?

>>8187948
what about the fucking people that's in on it and letting him do it?

>>8188819
Did you quote the wrong post? For your sake, I hope you quoted the wrong post.

Suddenly and definitively, thread interrupted with ragging ragamuffins.

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Juan likes rice and chicken is best

>>8188824
>Waaaaaah, 4chan called out some bullshit
<If you can't handle the truth, perhaps 4chan isn't your best choice in open forum
>Are you proud you're able to freely exchange opinions and aren't restricted by arbitrary "authority"????????
Are you even thinking through your posts or just putting your butthurt straight to the keyboard?

>>8188859
nope

>>8188882
Then you owe an explanation on how your post is even closely related to the one you quoted if you want anyone to attempt at interpreting it as you intend.

>>8187853
He looks a bit like Stephen king.

>>8188750
Nepotism is how societies' really run. I'm just saying Japanese culture celebrates seniority over individual merit.

>>8187853
what is japanese autism

>>8188167
But women are at the centre of the documentary allegorically in the form of the sushi that they so lovingly prepare.

>>8188167
>male
No, you just assumed their gender you fucking bigot.

>>8188871
the fucking cannon

>>8187871

Kek

>>8190466
What comic is this from?

>>8190624
>https://www.amazon.co.uk/Get-Jiro-TP-Anthony-Bourdain/dp/1401228283
Here you go, I googled it for you you lazy, little weeaboo shitcunt.

>>8190642
<3

Ur da bes.

>>8188871
am I the only one that thought the characters in this were more endearing than the cunts in Jiro?

>>8187853
>tfw in blind taste tests people can't tell the difference between sushi made by someone who trained for a few months and sushi made by grorious nippon sushi masters who train for years before they're even allowed to handle tuna.

>>8187953
kek

>tfw Sushi is some rank ass shit that tastes awful
gg

>>8192303
sauce pls

>>8187975
Dumb weebposter, your nipponcentrism will be more accepted in >>>/jp/

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>>8187912

>>8187987
My guess is non of his students wanted to be the jerk to spoil it all

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>>8187871
I thought this was /ck/ not /pol/

>>8188516

They go there because they're fucking idiots.

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>>8193128
Anon I'm sorry, but the Japs need to be cleansed from the face of this Earth.

>>8187853
>itt millenial contrarians who couldn't understand the meaning of hard work and skill if it bit them in the ass

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>>8187975

>>8187975

If you think sushi is about fresh fist then you know nothing about sushi. Fresh fish is just hard and has very little flavor. Almost all good sushi involves aged fish. The rice is also considered the most important component.

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>>8187975

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>>8192467
pass it to joey when ur done pls

>>8187853
We all could be on his level in a month or two if we practiced everyday

>>8195262
>practicing food prep that has a total of 3 ingredients, two uncooked, for more than a week

>>8188699
>t someone who doesn't shitpost on /tv/

its stale pasta my dude.

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>>8193121
>We all thought it was funny

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>>8187975
put me in the screencap

>>8187853

how long does it take to train to be able to jam a sea urchin or those fish eyes into the fish skin top hat? as long or longer?

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>>8195262
←You

>>8187853
>Its only because japanese teachers are the biggest fucking dickheads cause there's no regulation there of decent human treatment at work.

>>8187948
>>8187993
Welcome to the wonderful World of japanese society.