>no comment

>Oh no! Delicious, obviously unhealthy indulgent dessert items aren't good for you!

What's your point? Does anyone actually eat something like this and expect it to be healthy?

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>>8186755
I think they should be celebrated

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>serving size
>32 fl oz

>contains
>crustaceans

>>8186751

Where the fuck does all the sodium even come from?

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>>8186787
better question - where do the crustaceans come from?

>>8186751
>Posts the same repost we've seen a hundred times
>Doesn't bother even putting anything in the OP besides a passive aggressive comment
Is this "we post like middle aged women on Facebook" hour?

>>8186780
Usually means something was processed in a plant that processes crustaceans.

>>8186793

Shellfish are in everything. We had to disclose any shellfish allergies in Navy bootcamp because evidently some compound in the gas masks had shellfish in it and could cause people to break out.

Might be a preservative, or maybe something to do with the gelatin substitute in the icecream.

>>8186751
perfect for bulking

That's a lot of fat

>>8186810
Or for sulking

>>8186751

It only looks like a lot because its in one serving. If you bought this in a store, like in a carton or something, it would probably be split up into 4 servings, making each serving about 650 calories. still awful, but not unheard of.

Crustaceans?

the heath shake was worse

not sure they have this on their website anymore either

>>8186871
Yeah wtf is that all about.

>>8186771
this is meant to serve an entire table of people tbf. Although even then at a table of 6 that's like half an entree's worth of calories per person

>>8186751
Im having one of those later on today as a reward for going a full week with 0 fast food

nigga look at that calcium and iron tho

>>8186937
I'd say it's more like 3 starters per person really.

>>8186751
There's absolutely nothing wrong here.

This is a large drink. The only people getting large drinks are fat people with fucked up satiatey -- they need the calories.

The medium only has 700 calories and the small has 500. This is a desert, you wouldn't eat a whole cake, would you, fatty?

It's 2016, gramps. 135g of fat is completely safe. Trans fat is extremely low and there's nothing to worry about.

The only people who should be worrying about sodium are people with too much insulin (ameriburgers who consume SAD) and unhealthy abominations.

1770mg is an extremely low amount of sodium. Pro-tip: If you're eating a healthy diet, you should be shooting for 5g.

Total carbs are outrageous tho. GL HF.

>>8186771
This is an appetizer normally for groups of 6+. If you eat this alone you're an animal.

>>8186787
The oreos. They have 220mg each.

>>8186945
Nice pass tho.

I want to drink this but I'm done with being a skinnyfat pussy

>>8187365
>his is a desert, you wouldn't eat a whole cake, would you, fatty?
Uhm, cakes aren't that big you know.

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>>8187365

>>8186942
Celebrates eating better by eating shit.

>>8187635
>>8187562
Savages.

>>8186771
How come onions can have that much calories? I thought vegetables are supposed to be healthy?

>>8190260
From this post alone i can tell that you have a very childlike understanding of the concept of
>calories
>vegetables
>health

>>8186751
a half gallon of any thick dessert will contain that much sugar/fat/calories/else

>>8190403
deep fried

>>8187365
a fucking small is still 1/4 of the total calories a grown ass man should eat in a day

>>8186844
for you

I'd totally eat an entire one of those, but I wouldn't do it more than once a month

>crustaceans
???

>>8191986
>32 oz
>half gallon

>>8186751
I get everything else (fatty shit is fatty, what a shock), but the allergy warning for crustaceans kinda threw me off. They putting crabs in my shake or something?

>>8192029
What's your point? You don't eat shit like this daily, retard.

>>8190260
The batter they're fried in.

>>8187365
>5g of sodium is healthy
Yes, you are eating healthy, it's your genetics that makes you fat.

>>8186803
>Busually beans bomething bas brocessed bin ba blant bhat brocesses brustaceans.

>>8186850
Or for Macaulay Culkin

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Now that I eat healthy just a bit of sugar (unless from fruit or something with fiber to control the digestion) gives me the shits.

>>8196170
>now that i eat healthy, consuming a basic building block of all organic matter that is necessary for life gives me digestive problems

You're not a very smart person.

>>8196204
Well I still get sugar in my diet, but if I have any cake or desert my stomach gets bad now. I'm not used to the rich stuff anymore

>>8196208
Newsflash: its not the sugar you dingus. Its probably the metric fuckton of calories and saturated fats that are present in most desserts that are fucking with you.

>>8196216
Oh okay. Well when I'm backed up I know a bit of cake will get me going. Never knew why.

>>8192029
If you're a man and eat 2000 cal per day you're either 5'6" or a skeleton lord

>>8194018
>Not ordering the patrician's choice Chocolate Lobster Sundae at Baskin Robin's
Missing out bruh

>>8186755
I think they expect it to be a treat, not your entire food source for an entire day. Also, not salty enough to fill an entire thread.

>32 US fluid ounces = 0.946352946 liters
what in the fucking world is wrong with americans

>>8196266
Their lidiral gay rettard's

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>>8196232
I won't give into your hedonistic ways, savage.

Even with chocolate sauce and vanilla ice cream.

>>8196260
>treat
Fuck off fatty

>>8196260
>>8196530

treat = my "snack" that tides me over between lunch and dinner

>>8186810
40 grams of protein in 2500 calories is pitiful

>>8186853
it's a single serving milkshake, not a pint of ice cream. it's sold to enjoy in one sitting