Litchi

>>8185383
i like it.

anything can be called an aphrodisiac. thats just a buzzword people use to sell "exotic" foods.

>>8185383
A butt?

>>8185403
More the frontend.

>>8185383
> but it does resemble a certain bodypart in looks and texture

You should see a doctor.

>>8185408
You mean your tongue doesn't look like that?

>>8185414
No, because I'm not a cat.

>>8185383

lychee fruit has the same flavor profile as floral IPA beer

>>8185383
had a few just once

reminded me of grapes, so i decided it wasn't worth the effort

>>8185383
Tastes like toilet cakes smell.

>>8185572

I'm a sensitive person though so that kinda hurt my feelings.

>>8185517

you're objectively wrong, you dumbass

next time you drink a session ipa with a lower ABV and less malt/more fruity or citrusy hops, think about lychee.

think the inverse when eating lychee. it's the same flavor profile.

>>8185603

no.. not even.

if this is b8 then it's a solid 8/10, if not then you're a 10/10 dumbass.

>double IPA
>triple IPA
>90 minute hopped IPA
>black IPA
>barrel aged IPA

no, dude. i'm just talking about the budweisers of the IPA style of beer.

>>8185383

A scrotum?

fuck.. this >>8185624 was supposed to be directed toward captain faggot at >>8185612

>>8185644

no, i honestly don't care that much.. you're just being argumentative.

>>8185665

no way, jose..

i just made an observation and connected two different things that have the same flavor profile. i don't know shit about beer.

lychee
>sweet
>bitter
>floral
>citrus
>tannic

IPA
>sweet
>bitter
>citrus
>floral
>fruity

you're being such a thick headed dipshit right now; buy a tin of lychee fruit and a 22 oz non malty IPA and then let's pick up this convo again

>>8185383
Yeah I kind of imagine I'm sucking out someone's eyeball when I eat these.

>>8185383
>but it does resemble a certain bodypart in looks and texture.
Are you fucking retarded?

>>8185383
I had fun learning how to peel and eat them. But don't eat the seeds, I was given fair warning on that

>>8185383
I had fresh lychees exactly one time and I thought they were really nifty and good tasting. They had a kind of grapey taste. I've been absolutely unable to find them ever since that. By this point I'm probably overhyping them but god dammit I wanna have them again

>>8185682
Lychees aren't bitter or tannic

Stop eating tinned lychee

>>8185383

It was a decent manga

I'm Vietnamese motherfucker, hell yeah!

>>8185383
No, it does not. Not every circle and sphere resembles a specific body part. That's just your brain. Come on now.

>>8185876

i've never had fresh lychee, but the ones i have had definitely have a really complicated flavor. they're not "bitter" in the traditional sense, but they hit on that part of your tongue the same way a lighter IPA does. it's its own unique flavor as far as fruit goes.

you're right, they aren't tannic. that was wrong of me to say.

>>8185383
I eat it every year because I get a fuckton of it from friends and family. Lychee trees everywhere here.