Made my kid breakfast. Yum.
Is there something on top of those english muffins or am I seeing things?
>>8178539
Butter.
>People actually enjoy chewy bacon rather than crispy bacon
>mfw
Passing on your "genetics", I see.
>>8178549
>not chewy by itself and crispy on a sandwich
>Yum.
man shut the hell up
you mean your wife's son?
And then you sent him to his room with a box of cereal to play vidya gaems and be sedentary all day, right?
>>8178534
man i think i got fatter just by looking at that.
Still good stuff , i hope your son pass 23
>>8178557
If I wanted chewy, I'd drink your mom's breast milk
>>8178534
>Yum.
I fucking HATE people who compliment themselves like this.
>>8178534
How about focusing on what he does when he's not eating. And just because you're a lardass, doesn't mean you have to make him one too. Btw, what'd you make his Dad? Oh, not there is he.
>>8179108
At least he doesn't capitalize words in his sentence for emphasis.
>having a kid
get off my manbaby chinese cartoon porn website reee
>>8178534
Poor. Single. Ugly. My kids. Smh senpai.
>>8178534
Would have been cheaper and faster to get him the McMuffin combo. Probably less calories too. this looks like a more disgusting version of one of those bacon mcmuffins.
Also having kids in 2016.....
Fucking cuck.
>>8178549
There's nothing more disappointing than chewy bacon on a burger.
>there was bacon in this?
>>8178549
>tfw have adult braces and can't have anything too crunchy/chewy
Suffering.
>>8179346
>that feel
I know it.
I used to love chocolate bars like Big Turk and Charleston Chew before getting braces.
By the time the braces came off, it had been so long that I lost all taste for chocolate bars.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU ALL. ENJOY YOUR KALE SHAKES FOR BREAKFAST.
No wonder you sound like sour little negro women.
someone call CPS
>>8179743
Don't mind them OP, 4chan is a very negative place in general. But I also feel I wouldn't feed that to my children if I'd ever have them.