Why do bitches like yogurt so much?

>>8176006
Yogurt is yummy

>>8176006
Because it reminds them of semen.

>>8176006
I like yogurt, am I gay?

>>8176119
Yes.

>>8176125
Fuck! I knew I shouldn't have fallen for that feminine dick meme

>>8176006
They're only pretending

>>8176006

They like the fit healthy girl stigma it has thanks to successful marketing. Same reason men "like" steak.

Because its a meme

>>8176006
Eating yogurt fixes/prevents yeast infections in pussies somehow. Most yogurt is full of sugar and most sugar addicts live a "healthy" excuse to get their sugar fix... it does have a lot of complete protein, unlike semen which is mostly just the amino acid l-arginine.

>>8176376
yes with a but: peple in white coats have done studies on sperm so you dont have to...
>low in fat only 1% like diet coke
>low in salt
>low in sugars
>so now you can tell her its good for her and its man made! (gedddit LOL)

>>8176403
I tell her the best way to maximize absorbtion of arginine is from rectal application... on a side note people are injecting other peoples poo in their butts now at doctors offices as a form of probiotic... not a joke.

>>8176413
Seen this on the tv. Some dude fixed his peanut allergy like that I think.

>>8176006
Cause they have shitty diets and it helps keep them regular.

Don't some brands of greek yogurt have like 20g protein per serving?

Thats some fukkn nutrition breh

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>>8176770
These have 15g of protein and no added sugars. It's my go-to yogurt.

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>>8176770
honestly you can get cottage cheese cuz its got the same macros and usually a. cheaper and b. tastier imo, and casein is slow-digesting

only downside is high sodium but that ain't a problem unless you already have hypertension

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>>8176006
>Mix peanut butter with Kirkland greek yogurt (seriously it's like 8 bucks for 40oz of yogurt)
It's like pure protein in semi-solid form

yogurt is great man

I buy tons of whole milk plain yogurt, throw it in an ultra-fine-mesh strainer I bought a couple years ago, wait 24 hours, and BAM I got free """"greek"""" yogurt without having to pay basically twice as much at the grocery store.

plus yogurt is great for marinades and as a substitute for mayo in some cases which makes this a lot healthier!

you can also make a super-high-protein breakfast in literally minutes by adding yogurt, chocolate protein powder, and peanut butter powder to a bowl of oatmeal. BROATMEAL

Coconut yoghurt is objectively better

>>8176163
reevaluate your understanding of the word stigma

>>8176968
who are you quoting?

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>>8176794
>consuming "plain" yogurt that contains ingredients other than milk and culture

pleb

>>8176770
Yeah nonfat yogurt is the god food desu. Basically nature's protein powder and you an eat it with some fruit like a desert, in place of mayo or cream cheese, sour cream, etc.
Usually eat basically whatever I want and then round out my protein macro with a bowl at the end of the day.

>>8177042
eating fage makes you a faget

>>8177067
Fage has the best texture of all commercial yogurts, like eating a sour cream cake. Fuck your opinion.

>>8176006
It tastes good you nigger

>>8176006
Is this the new "why do women like X" shitposting?

>>8177754
why do women like eggs?

>>8176006
In the US yogurt was not a common food until the 1970's fat phobia, when it was marketed as a vaguely health food kind of low fat fruit flavored sweet snack for women and children. There was no history of the kind of savory yogurt dishes popular in the Near East. The rise of Greek yogurt over the last decade or two has come in with increasing awareness of savory yogurt dishes as well.

>>8177770
They want their men to inhale their eggy sulfuric farts

>>8177770
They got shit to do, can't sit around in some dude's apartment all day.

>>8176006

Well shit man, just fap and see what comes out of your dick - coincidence?