Post your signature dish

>>8175045
Food pics from Japan I guess

>>8175045
how do you keep the ice separate tho

it always mixes with the water when i try to make it

>>8175186
You gotta use cold water, anon.

>>8175186
the trick is to remove the ice after you made the stock and only add it back in right before serving
that way you'll have a light, icy stock and crunchy pieces of fresh ice without diluting the stock
also cool your bowl in the freezer to give it that extra icy kick, it'll elevate your ice soup to a whole new level

tendies cut into cubes with brown rice and undercooked lentils, no seasoning of any kind

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>>8175045
isn't that a little bland?

>>8175346
ah, the good ol' peas n' cheez

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>>8175045
Goat cheese and spinach stuffed chicken breast. Major crowd pleaser.

>>8175530
Lol what a try hard

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I make a good wish sandwich.

A wish sandwich is the kind of a sandwich where you got two slices of bread and you

hee hee hee

WISH you had some meat!

>>8175537
Not even remotely difficult if you have the most basic of culinary skills.

Grats on your (you).

Atomic chili

Basically homemade chili with 7 kinds of hot sauces, 3 kinds of peppers (habanero, ghost pepper and chipotle) and lots of meats. Mostly make it when drunk with friends.

>>8175530
looks good except for some of the asparagus isn't cut right (it looks like, might be good anyway) and the knife and fork dont match

>>8175570
I appreciate the constructive criticism. I've always been told to just lop off the off-colored stem of the asparagus; I'll have to look more into how to prepare them properly. And I admit that have never been one to have matching cutlery. Most of my stuff is hand-me-down esque. Ha.

>>8175530
looks like it would give me the shits. I'm in!

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>>8175045
>at friends place
>I am in living room, my friend is at his room playing video games
>hearing crushing noises
>look into his room, this fucker is eating ice cubes
>what the fuck you doing?
>snacking
>next to the ice cube tray was kosher pickles and nutella jar both opened.
>i didnt want to jump to conclusions
>sat next to him
>then in the middle of playing fifa he fucking dips a picked jar the size of my middle finger into a nutella jar
>i am fucking disgusted
>threw up
>i tell him are you alright ?
>he said i should try it
>we never hangout anymore

>>8175812

>we never hangout anymore
So the story has a happy ending for him? Thank god he got better friends

>>8175530
it looks like you didn't trim the asparagus stem. the end part is too tough and stringy

>>8175875
He was fucking eating ice cube and dipping pickles in nutella jar, what you want me to do?
High five the fucker?
Continuing i asked him how do you like the pickles and nutella, he said he liked the niche taste.
He also eats boiled eggs almost at anytime of the day , imagine the farts and takes hour long long showers.

>>8175925
>not taking hour long showers

Bro. Seriously. Right now, go set up an hour timer and chill out in the shower, and only get out when the timer goes off. Do whatever you want, lay/sit down, jack off, ride a dildo if that's your thing, meditate, fall asleep, whatever you want, just stay on the shower. When you get out you'll realize just how amazing they are.

>>8175946
I think he will also realize that his water bill went through the roof

>>8175958
It's worth it once a week or month.

Shower dogs:
>Cook hotdogs in microwave, or oven if you're feeling special
>Throw on some potato bread, or actual buns if you have any
>Add ketchup and mustard
>Enjoy while you shower, keeping the dogs out of the water
>Remember to watch TV on your phone so you don't get bored
Don't knock it till you try it

Icecream soup.

>>8175979
Will this also work in a cinema shower?

>>8176018
Probably. I haven't taken a "regular" shower, without tv digs, in two years so I don't remember what is like for normal people. I assume it would work well in the cinema.

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My bread sandwich recipe. Friends cant get enough of it!

>>8175045
I've recently purchased Semenology, the semen-themed mixology recipe book. My friends just can't get enough of my cocktails.

>>8175045
I put a shit-ton of thyme in everything, just because...

>>8175581
Bend them gently until they snap, then trim the end if needed.

>>8175346
I make a different version of peas n' cheese by mixing a can of drained peas in finished velveeta shells mac n cheese.

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my friends love my homemade butterdogs

>>8175925
you sound like a bad friend, pickle guy dodged a bullet

>>8176711
try adding some sugar/brown sugar on top to take the flavor to the next level

>one can of cranberry jelly
>one can of fruit cocktail, sans juice
>2 heaping spoons of peanut butter
Mix into a bowl with a little syrup and promise yourself you'll look for a job tomorrow

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>>8175045
wow

>>8175933
what the fuck

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>Take can of pic related, pour into pot on low heat
>Add a pat of butter, and another, and a third
>little bit of salt and msg
>grind pepper until there is a solid blanket of ground pepper over a patch of the soup's surface, then stir in.
>Mix in 2-4 handfuls of grated cheddar cheese as it gets hot enough, make sure it properly melts and mixes
>dash of white vinegar, just a tiny tiny bit.
>bacon or sour cream mixed in if I have it, otherwise immediately pour into bowl and serve with more black pepper cracked on top.

>>8175946
>>8175958
>>8175969
tfw heat and water are included in my rent.. Im off to enjoy a nice long shower beer.

>>8175566
This thread went completely over your head didn't it?

>>8175346
>food.jpg

Why am I laughing?

>>8175045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRfHlBk4Pcg

GO BACK TO RUSSIA

>>8176813
Christ if you're going to put that much effort anon why don't you just make your own potato soup? You're a few steps off at this point

>>8175551
Wow, thanks for the recipe. Now I can make 3 wish sandwiches instead of 2 bread sandwiches

>>8175933
I demand an explanation

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vegemite tea - a classic australian meal

>>8177114
Why do Australians hate themselves so much?

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>>8175045
>mfw the broth absorbs the flavor of the ice

>>8177106
welcome newfriend! It's an old pic that's been posted all over this site.

>>8177114
this must be illegal

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Also if you have ice leftover from it make it into and ice sandwich.

>>8176018
Just make sure you keep your falcon restrained, and don't let the flavours mix with your crab legs. It helps if you bring your own anvil to eat on (make sure to produce your anvil license to the usher) and try to sit outside the designated cinema shooter's range.

>>8175933
Bone app the teeth!

holy fuck this is my second post on /ck/ and even i can see the thread is full of newfags

>>8175530
personally would have trimmed the 'sparagoose down a bit, spooned the sauce on the plate, laid the chicken down, then propped the aspargers up on the chicken and garnished with capers and a tiny bit of fine-brunoise red bell pepper to make it pop.

peanutbutter and barbecue sauce sandwich with american cheese. the trick is to use eggo waffles instead of bread.

>>8176711
Nb4
"do ameicans really do this?"

do ameicans really do this?

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>>8176813
>dash of white vinegar, just a tiny tiny bit

I don't have any photos, but for OC my friend and I did Steak and Cake with a LotR marathon and it was pretty good.
Went with a very dark chocolate cake, which almost had a bitter chocolate taste alongside a thick medium rare steak.
Not exactly fine dining, but it was pretty good.

>>8176711
>Paula Deen makes a hot dog

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Here ya go

cheese snack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4wFUxs9P5A

>>8175530
>crowd pleaser
unlike those plates fuck

>>8178169
Kimchi? Get outta here with that gook shit

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>>8177114
nice try colonies

I have taken to making what I call "smorgasbowl".

You take a bowl, and then you fill it with fries, fried chicken, and grated cheese. Add whatever else you like, really. Sometimes I add some chopped ham. The store has some nice flame-grilled turkey I wanna grab again sometime.

Mix it all up, add some salt and pepper. Stick your fork in and eat whatever ends up on it.

And then hate yourself, because you're poor and fat.

>>8177114
genuinely curious if people actually do this, it seems like such an appalling product for the US but in the UK people actually enjoy the salty bitter gunk as a breakfast item.

>>8178742
Yes mate

>>8178169
LOL why did you put rocks in there
You must be retarded. You retard.

>>8175933

why

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nothing special, just a fan of hot dogs

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Spatchcock piri piri Chicken cooked in Jacques Pepin style.

>>8179461
That looks like you could invite it to bed first.

>>8175045
this gave me an idea.Has anyone ever thought of going on Beat Bobby Flay and breezing through the 1st round with an amazing dish and finally getting to vs. Bobby and just say "My special dish is....ice soup" and watching for the next hour as bobby tries to figure out what "ice soup is" while you wait until the last 30 seconds to fill a bowl with water and ice

>>8175045
mmm liquid ice

>>8179461
>Jacques Pepin style.
my nigga

>>8176711
>>8175346
same person?

>>8175045
How many calories is it? I don't want to get fat

milk soup with chocolate chips.
Heat 2 cups of milk in the stove, add 1/2 tsp of salt and bring to near boil. remove immediately from heat and add a cup of chocolate chips. Add sugar to taste if using dark chocolate. Most of the time the chocolate will melt but that's ok don't worry

My mom thinks it's weird but on hot days I like to eat it cold

>>8179489
kek

>>8179510

Everyone in my family just goes nuts. Why is this so juicy?! Jacque has his shit together..

>>8179877
kek

>>8179815
How in the fuck is that a soup, that's just warm salty milk. It's not even chocolate milk! It's like the shittiest cocoa ever!

>>8179740
In this one movie this girl asks a server if they have anything without fat, meat or carbs. The server should have brought her ice soup.

>>8179901
kek

>>8179512
No, >>8176711 seems a much more exotic dish.

>>8176711
That butter has some unique consistency to it, assuming you live in American, is it imported? Some sort of peculiar margarine?

>>8177887
Talk shit all you want, but there's nothing more relaxing after a long week at work.

>>8175045
>doesn't sous vide his ice soup

pleb

>>8180043
Added benefit: cuts your lifespan in half so you won't have to work as much

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>>8178722
You are a retard. Kimchi is one of the best things to eat.

>>8178971
Go smoke a cock.

>>8180760
Tell that to all of the stomach cancer patients in Korea

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simple and tasty

>>8178742
my nigga

>>8179448
More like cold dogs

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>>8180762
stay buttmad, faggot.

>>8180853
What the hell is that creature on the wieners? A dead mouse?

>>8175346

This image has always reminded me of pictures of Hiroshima and Nagasaki where someone got hit by the blast and left a scorch mark on the wall/steps behind them

>>8175933
steaknana<4

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>>8180905
Your the one who takes it in the ass. Go back to tumbler newfag

>>8180779
Wtf
Are you in the special "slow" class. Man you are dumb.

>>8178169
That looks awesome!!!?!?

>>8175322
You use seltzer water for texture and flavor, if you freeze it under pressure or in a air tight container the carbonation will be trapped inside the ice providing a 'bubbling' dish.

Fuck, that was supposed to be a joke post but as soon as i typed it out i realized that it would probably work and might actually be kinda good on a hot day with a bit of gin tossed in...

>>8180811
this pissed me off cause looks like an actual "recipe" by some retard

>>8175530
lrn 2 plate

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>>8180898

>>8181431
>having a picture saved specifically to post when someone hurts your feelings
oh anon

wtf. you bunch of pretenders. you cant use filtered, bottled, spring, artesian, or any other hoity toity shit. you gotta use tap water from omama's home land. it's gotta have wigglers in it. ice should have at least a couple of pieces of hair in it. if you can get ice with hair frozen into t, you must kick it across the floor a few times. EACH CUBE, not all at once. also your water must be luke warm before you add the cubes. only then will you know the zen of a proper water soup.

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>>8175045
Boiled potato

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>>8183426
>boiling in skin

>>8175946
>tfw your apartment has a shit tier shower

>>8179448
Nice aspic my dude

>>8175933
I never get triggered over anything...but seeing that condiment on that banana pushed me over the edge.

>>8176711
Holy shit do "people" in America actually eat this?

>>8179461
>"I'm ready..."

>>8183929
Is this bait? If you boil it in skin it's easier to remove

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>>8183956
>peeling the skin

>>8177456
>iced sammies
takes me back lads

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Nothing better to wake up to.

>>8175346
bread with cheese, frozen peas (separate)

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Hotscakes

>>8178900
>in the UK people actually enjoy the salty bitter gunk as a breakfast item.
Vegemite is Australian, good luck finding it in the UK.

>>8184710

Don't go back to wherever that was

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>>8180760
A country that regards dogs as a delicacy has no business telling anyone about decent food.

The Thais, the chink,s the japs - they all came up with good food. Korea shit the bed then rolled around in it.

Pic related: the best breakfast.

>>8176711
I think hhe worst thing is that I can hear Paula Deen saying your post in her accent

>My frans loov mah haomayde butterdogs

Y'all niggas need Jesus

Simple popcorn chicken.
Boneless sKinless thighs, cut into small pieces, season with pepper salt chili flakes and garlic salt. Toss into scrambled eggs let it sit for a bit. using hands to shake off excess egg throw into a bowl of mochiko rice flour (only flour I use, cuz Hawaii) quickly toss pieces in flour until coated, fry in 400 degree oil, peanut oil tastes best. Toss in sauce of choice after, bbq is fire, or do a shoyu mirin oyster sauce mix, or buffalo sauce is pretty legit too

Yakisoba with sausage I guess since I often don't have fresh meat on hand.