Do you animals not know how to behave?

>Passive Aggressive fork-and-knife language

Fuck off Europe.

>Cooking & Food board
>post is not about cooking, food, or anime

>>8174986
>anime
Not welcome here.

>>8174953
>Putting utensils on plate instead of to its sides

>>8174953
appearantly not

>so many people who are incapable of eating with a closed mouth

>>8174953
I hate myself for actually caring about this. I wish I wouldn't but I do. And it's infuriating everytime I see people not following etiquette.

Again, I wish I could not give a single fuck. But I JUST CAN'T HELP IT

>>8175066
That's because you're a weak minded sheep who's let himself be brainwashed.

I use the superior utensil: chopsticks.

>>8175088
Chopstick etiquette is even more complicated and retarded.

>>8175090
>Chopstick etiquette is even more complicated
No it isn't.
Not in the slightest.

>>8174994
Anime website

>>8175090
>2016
>Chinksticks

ISHYGDDT

>>8175163
Nope.

>>8174953
>2016
>etiquette at all

I have my elbow on the table all the time. I put a napkin in my lap for practical purposes.

I chew with my mouth closed and eat pasta whitely in public that's about as much as I care.

>>8175090
Chopsticks are about eating in the most pig-disgusting way possible
>SLUUUURP
>shovel shovel shovel
>face in bowl to reduce distance
>sticks splash sauce on hand and face
>belch

>>8175189
Yep.

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>>8175220
Weebs believe this.

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>>8175096
I thought >>8175090 was referring to more complex stuff like the things you'd see at a Japanese tea ceremony.

Upon further research, It doesn't look too complicated. Stuff like don't pass food from your chopsticks to another person's chopsticks and don't stick your chopsticks vertically in your rice bowl. And don't do shit like what >>8175210 said.

>>8174953
I'm American. If I do this in a decent restaurant will most waiters know what it means?

This is a shit show of a thread.
This is a shit show of a board.
What happened /ck/?

>>8174953
If I'm eating with someone and they don't do this at the end of the meal I instantly lose respect for them.
Same applies to anyone who butters all their bread at once, it's just fucking barbaric

>>8174984
I think you mean knife and fork.

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>>8174953
>He holds his fork in his right hand