Anyone else ever tried this? Pretty good I'd say

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yeah they're my fav, man

Great way to get the shits senpai

>>8173215
No, i never get shits from Monster: Zero Ultra drinks. I often see them for $2 but I'd gladly buy them for $3 since they are that good tbqh.

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>>8173157
I don't support Antichrist beverages

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Ultra Sunrise master race reporting in.

>>8173157
It has zero calories and zero sugar. It's not good. If you can't understand that, then your taste buds are shit and you should probably be on a different board.

>>8173230
It's gr8

>>8173267
>tfw years of mountain dew and doritos has killed any sense of taste

you're an idiot.

>>8173277
>you're an idiot
>says the kid ingesting artificial sweeteners and calling them delicious
You 100% deserve the cancers you're going to end up with. Screencap this and look back on it when you're in the hospital. :^)

>>8173157
Energy drinks smell like a diabetic's piss.

Go back to /fit/

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I prefer to enjoy mine with some class

It really hits the spot when you're up all night watching an anniversary marathon of your favorite show!

>>8173157
Pls stop
I come here when i get tired of >first sip of the day shitposting on /fit/

>>8173284
Where's your evidence? Anything from this decade would be fine.

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I like Rip-It for my man meals

>>8174754
I can't find circus peanuts for sale anywhere anymore

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>>8174754
>this is what being a man is

>>8174759
Good. I hope they disappear forever.

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>>8174829
rude

meanie

>>8173157
Before my kidneys started fuckin' up I liked the red version. But for whatever reason if I drink one now I piss and piss and piss and piss. Some way my body is reacting violently to the sweeteners.

>>8174854
I mean that shit is like fuckin' Lasix with me. Ain't no fun getting old.

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>mfw that first sip of the day

>>8173663
oh fuck there's 2 of them now

>tfw started using copious amounts of energy drinks because they motivated me to get things done
>tfw now just drink them to have energy to listen to music and shitpost

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>have an entire case of these at my office
>no one else ever drinks them because "ewwww gross/those are bad for you" meme
>have an entire month's supply of free energy drinks all to myself

>>8173226
>he still believes 666 is the number of the beast

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>>8173724
So there is no conclusive evidence for anon's claim between cancer and artificial sweetners, however they increase glucose levels and limit insulin responses to blood glucose and diabetics shouldn't consume them. They're pretty unhealthy and more research is showing negative effects.

http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v514/n7521/abs/nature13793.html

I like it. Zero Calories and no sugar but all the punch.

>>8173157
They don't sell it in any grocery store in my town, seriously thought about taking the bus to the larger town a few hours away to buy it.

>>8175390
Aspartame, sucralose and guarana extract cause facial acne for me, the acne lasts for a week.
I wish the monster rehab brand wasn't discontinued in yurop, having less sugar and no artificial sweeteners was a good combination for me.

>>8173157
Monster is fucking garbage lmao
NEET loser tier drink
if you want an energy drink just get a redbull, it tastes 10 times better

>>8175625
Red Bull is like a whole dollar more here and for a lower caffeine content too. It tastes better, but not worth the extra money.

>>8173215
lol you must have an extremely weak digestive system, sucks for you. it must not be fun to be so fragile that a monster zero effects you that much LOL

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I love all of them but especially this one and the citron is good too. Sunrise has the most caffeine but not a huge difference.

>>8174854
Same thing here. Also got kidney pain 20 minutes after drinking it

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still my favorite

Tried poisoning myself? Nah.

>>8174854
That happens to me only with monster.

>Cumskin
eww

They're solid, but I prefer Rockstar Zero since it has 240mg caffeine vs. 160mg in a Monster. Cheaper too.

>>8176364
140mg in the ultra. I prefer the pure zero as well, but costco doesn't sell that in 24 packs like the ultra

>>8173332

Add ice and a few raspberries.

>>8173157
I miss the purple ones.