For posters that matter in cities (flyovers need not apply) what yuppie foods are popular around you?
Kale smoothies are dying down but lentils and chickpeas are making their way into GMO-free, soy free, lactose free products recently
I overheard some yoga girls taking about homemade fruit smoothies and oats
Are coconut water and acai berries still popular?
>>8165331
Cactus water and hibiscus tea.
Quinoa, pronounced "kwinoah" of course
>>8165318
Turmeric food products are getting big. Golden milk and the like
>>8165355
Yeah saw tumeric lattes at a market recently. Sounds gagworthy with espresso
The hot memes at hip places around me atm are a la carte oysters, fried eggs on everything, and creme fraiche.
i live in yuppie central, the "in" food is fucking vegetarian weed edibles and overpriced mineral water, as always
>>8165318
That pic is disgusting. Is eating placenta considered cannibalism?
Pho seems popular lately.
>>8165318
jesus christ! are we all ignoring the placenta image? I am usually unphased by anything, but this made me legit gag a little.
>>8165472
Depends on who you ask but eating placenta is the pinnacle of organic, free range, and GMO-free meat you can get
Why are nu-males so obsessed with flyovers?
I didn't think it was possible to top this
>>8166408
Because it's only in the flyovers that you still have men, instead of the distortion known as the amerifem numale.
>>8165318
Yuppie still a term? Haven't heard it in some 15 years!
>>8165766
Ultra nu-male disgusted by precooked meat
>>8165423
Seattle or San fran?
Chickpeas fucking EVERYWHERE. They are the new kale chip.
>>8168010
Really? I'm the only person I know besides my brother who likes them unless they've been made into hummus. Shit's good on salads, yo.
>>8165318
I didn't know yuppies were still a thing, much less yuppie food.
Are ANCIENT GRAINS new, or have they been trendy for a long time?
>>8166408
Nu-males
kek fuck off shitkicker. Just because we have more options for employment besides the local plastics factory and more options for nightlife besides the VFW doesn't make us "nu-males".
>>8166442
When did obese, diabetic rednecks with emphysema on permanent SSI become real men? Fucking keke
>>8165318
Bone broth.
Backs, Feral fucking pig disgusting "Kombucha" coming through
>>8168071
>Epic
>Artisanal
>Hand crafted
>>8165423
how exactly do you make a non-vegetarian edible? arent they usually just cookies or brownies?
>>8168708
Maybe he means Vegan.
>>8165318
I don't think yuppies have been a thing for like 20 years.The creatures you are referring to are their wretched offspring called hipsters.
>>8168071
>Keep refrigerated
>Ready to heat
>Small batch
FUCKING EREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>8168745
>20 years
>80's
Take your meds, grandpa
>>8168054
No but being a feminine little bitch stuck so far up your own ass youd pay 5.50 for a taste of your own shit does.
Your cities are beautiful and the culture of some areas is awesome
But most of you are dickheads.
>>8168708
You can do a hell of a lot more that that. I've thought about edible based pasta sauce.but not really sure on how ID.implement it.
>>8168292
kombucha is gnarly, but korean drinking vinegars are a much better drink with purported health benefits.
>>8165318
wouldn't this technically be his child's placenta, and not his wife's? The placenta only exists as the baby's way to interface with the wall of the uterus and get oxygen/glucose/get rid of waste and is made entirely out of the child's cells.
>>8168071
can't wait for that horrible hipster farmhouse graphic design trend to die, jesus christ
Craft beer.
>>8168071
I'd buy it if it were $3 or less. There are no good broth options in the store and I'm too lazy to make my own. Fucking soup bones, supposed to be trash, cost like 5/lb. Ridiculous.
10g proteins for probably like 50 calories of broth...Checking those macros.
>>8166428
What the fuck is that?
>>8168071
>10g of protein per bottle
>>8170155
nature
I don't mind having a kombucha sometimes, but I wouldn't drink it regularly and I don't buy into all the pseudo-scientific health benefits.
The ones near me are low in sugar/calories at least, so not a bad alternative to soda/juice if prices get lower. I normally drink water though.
Sweet potato based Mexican food is pretty popular for vegans around here.
>>8170155
abortion
>>8168780
Half of that statement can be said about small towns and flyoverland. I can't say you have beauty or culture of any kind, but most of you are judgemental, cliquey dickheads.
>mfw I grew up with all this stuff as an 80s hippy baby
Uh, you guys...
>mfw I have no face
>>8170481
Kek. Retard.
>>8168010
Such a shame too, I love the shits.
>>8168703
>Small Batch
>Time Honored
>>8170660
>Nourishing provisions
>>8165318
i'll say that, cooked, it looks just like meat scraps and not that bad
>>8168071
Jesus fuck if someone came to me with this label design I would do the world a favor and put them down to end their obvious misery.
>>8169979
>mfw favorite club in the city gets bought out and turned into a craft beer bar that closes at midnight
>>8171153
midnight?? the fuck kind of bar is that
>>8171188
The one that is gonna get shutdown when some new hotness opens up.
>>8170258
I thought you were kidding holy shit
>>8168071
>sipping broth
>want to look at some nice pictures while eating
>decide to visit /ck/
>this fucking thread
just end my life
>>8168810
>It came out of my vagina. It's mine.
>>8170258
20g per bottle
Good broth not a bad product, just meme as fuck.
>>8171849
???