Who here drinks malt liquor? Poison of choice? Drinking any right now?

Can't wait for the N-word posts, the beer snobs and the wine and liquor enthusiasts to chime in on why they're better than you. Good one op, you really got us good

>>8162615
Porch monkey

>>8162619
I get down with craft beers/spirts and wines and all that but sometimes you just want some cold ass malt liquor and tacos.

OE and King Cobra are probably my first choices. Followed by colt and mickeys. Don't see a lot of colt around me though. 211 is alright but only really see it in the shatter proof bottles which kinda sucks.

I used to drink a lot of steel reserve because it got me fucked up fast, but eventually the motor oil taste of it got to me and the special ones are too sweet 4 me.

>>8162619
Who cares? They're posers, not real alcoholics.

>>8162615
Absolutely disgusting

mickeys
not half bad

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Heck yeah Opie, gotta rock with STEEL on STEEL

>>8162636
How do you know what motor oil tastes of?

Also I find Steel and St.Ides to be pretty evenly matched, I just go for whichever is cheaper at whatever store.

Just drank a half bottle of Jack Daniels. I know nothing of size, I just know it's the 23 dollar bottle that comes with the drinking glasses.

That's the embarassing part. I consider myself a casual drinker who can definitely handle his liquor, but I never cared to learn the sizes.

I know there are pints and half pints, but I have no frame of reference for how much volume that is. What's next in size, a quart?

I may finish the other half. I hope you get diabetes in your cancer.

>>8162615
I either buy malt liquor or the 7% torpedo ipa pint cans for $2 a piece at the only gas station open after 12 in the area. Everything else they have isn't worth buying(coors, bud, corona etc..).

>>8162749
Yeah, you do that like once a month when you're feeling "frisky" do ya? Probably loosen the tie a bit? Feel like a real badass? KYS sissy.

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>>8162615

I prefer malt liquor to anything else

I prefer Kobra

Not drinking any right now since I'm only 20 and it's a bitch to get

>>8162761
I drink beer daily or every other day, and liquor on weekends or sporadically through the week. definitely not an alcoholic, but i have troubles.

steel reserve if Im drinking

>>8162615
Big Mouth Mickey's you moon cricket

>>8162615
>Who here drinks malt liquor?

I don't always drink malt liquor, but when I do I drink Colt .45. Something about the brand just draws me to it.

And protip: if you mix some amaretto into your malt liquor, it's fucking delicious.

What does it taste like? Like strong beer? I don't think you can find the stuff outside US.

>>8162873
It tastes like cheap shit beer...usually pretty bitter like most cheap shit beer. The main difference is just that it contains more alcohol than your usual cheap beer and that's it as far as I know, which in turn actually makes it easier to drink since you get buzzed faster and thus stop caring about the shitty taste quicker....

Example, most regular cheap beer is like what, 4 percent? Most malt liquor is like 6, and "high gravity" stuff like Steel and Ides is around 8 percent...so you basically get drunk twice as fast per same amount of alcohol

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For me, it's Bud Ice

The best mass produced malt liquor

>>8162885
Ok, we have shit like that here. I'm pretty sure it's just cheap beer with ethanol added to it. It's pretty gross because you can taste the alcohol unlike beers that are actually brewed to be stronger.

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same kind of thing

>>8162615
Steel Reserve I used to get it dirt cheap when I was in uni. Shit was the always there for me when I was a poor student.

>>8162638
Are you seriously proud to be an alcoholic? Jesus man.

>>8162737
Have you never eaten after working on your car? It's hard to get all the grime off of your hands, so there's a faint taste.

Also steel reserve. Two 40s for five bucks.

>>8163319
>It's hard to get all the grime off of your hands

No, not really. You just need the correct kind of soap.

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Nothing but plebs in this thread. Get on my level. Its better than 211 in terms of taste and residual effects.

>>8163329
I have the right kind of soap, just not enough motivation. I mean this is a malt liquor thread, we don't exactly aim high here.

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>>8163335
>slurricane
I'm sad we don't have it in my town.

>>8163329
That industrial grainy shit that smells really weird is the best.

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>>8163335
This fucking guy knows whats up
2 for 5 bucks and it isnt shit horrible like the other higher ABV malts

How much do one of these cost?

>>8163364
Hurricanes are usually 2 for 5

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I stopped drinking them after they switched to plastic bottles just doesn't taste the same anymore.

>>8162619
This post, exactly.
Nobody expects a 40 malt liquor to win some pretentious contest at your trendy fag hangout. That's not its goal, not even close to the intended purpose. So just fuck off trying to mis-classify it that way, its not witty, funny, or anything other than embarrassing to you.
YES, it is a strong, inexpensive beer in large portions that delivers a buzz. Got it? Understand now?

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>>8163388
And it takes too much to screw on the new caps instead of a half turn like before. No more picking it up and opening it in one smooth motion.

Pic unrelated.

>>8163411
Have hipsters found it yet?

>>8163598
It's too strong for hipsters. They stick with pbr and lone star.

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>>8162671
up the irons WEW

KING COBRA MOTHERFUCKER

>>8163335
I grew up on this shit. There was another hurricane that was even stronger..hurricane high gravity I think it was called. Got me through some tough times, thanks hurricane.

Just realized I've been sober for over 3 months now. Damn nigga. Don't even think about it anymore. No meetings or any of that shit, just stopped after 7-10 years of drinking every single day.

I think I'll make a steak and jack off tonight.

I rotate king cobra, colt 45 and schlitz. I don't like the plastic bottles so I quit getting steel reserve and oe

>>8162615
dat olde english 800, tastes like a weak dos xx

I like the plastic bottles better because used to when the trash man came it sounded like a bomb went off and you could hear it from a mile away.

>>8163740
I would get lazy and wait until I had a shitload of empties to clean my room. I know that thunderous crashing sound well

>>8163740

My apartment has 5 trash cans outside, every week they are completely full of beer cans and bottles. Loud as fuck. Everyone here is on a liquid diet

>>8162615
Steel Reserve all the way

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Best brear ever

>>8162615
>>8162615
I drink this a lot. For getting fucked up I prefer steel reserve. I just like the taste. HG800 ain't bad either. As for standard malt I like mickeys. Olde English also has it's own unique flavor. In short I'll drink almost anything. Not a fan of Hurricane black or silver.

>>8162824
I hope that shit is cold, it's alright when it's cold. A shower beer after work is what I all a colt 45.

>>8163708
That's decent shit I pick it up in NC for 2 bucks a 40

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>>8163351

>>8164753
I fucking love Gojo. I use that shit sometimes even for normal handwashing, because I love the way it makes my hands smell.

>>8164767
I work at a car dealership and I steal it from the technician changing room

>>8162615

The old days were the best. When you could buy real deal 4loko and mix it with a 40 of OE and get completely fucked for about $6. Those were the days.

Fucking government

Steel Reserve for sweet 8% alcohol content

2.39 to get trashed opposed to 8.99 for some six pack that will just make me fat

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WheatWines are malt liquors.

>>8162619
>>8163411
You guys sure are angry about theoretical detractors.

King Cobra... I was buying it by the case for a while

>>8163598
They just call it barley wine

>>8162885

LOL, this is fucking funny.

You yanks crack me up, 8%??? We have malt liqour here in NZ... its called Beer.

>>8165612
We have beer above 8% here in the states too, malt liquor is just a type of beer that is cheap and is around 8%.

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I used to drink malt all of the time in my early 20s but over the past few years I've been drinking strong craft beers. E40 is actually really good but now that the hype of the release has died down there is just one liqour store in a shady part of town I know of that sells the 40s. It's 10% abv and tastes better than all the other malts but it's $5.50 for one bottle. It's twice as strong as mickys, cheaper than 2 40s of mickys, and better tasting than mickys so I think it's worth it when I want a 40. I've been mostly drinking 4loko gold and vodka mixed with poweraid recently though.

>>8163411

What the fuck are you so angry about? Do you ever wonder why no one actually likes you? Perhaps if you were this passionate about other things, you'd actually accomplish something in your shit life.

>Got it?

Fuck, you're horrendously, irrefutably autistic.

>>8165612
You can easily find beer that's above 10% here too
That's not the point of malt liquor though, kiwi. It's to spend $2 to catch a solid buzz, or even get drunk if you're a baby

>>8165238
"Malt liqour" is a style of strong American adjunct lager. Barley wine is an ale and tastes nothing like it.

I used to buy four 40's from a shop in chinatown and smuggle them into my dorm freshman year. Always got Old E, and would share with my friends and watch movies. Then I turned 21 and started to buy other shit, but sometimes will pick one up for old time's sake.

sometimes i pity you alcoholcucks

>>8162615
After drinking that shit for 10 years it was fun for the first 5-6 years then the type of drunk I got off it felt tired and sloppy.

I feel a huge difference when I drink a six pack of "good" craft beer, the buzz is cleaner and better. It's like the difference between shitty mexican brick weed and good top shelf dispensary weed...the effects are different on the body.

Steel Reserve all the time here. I just wish I could find it in a forty in New Hampshire.

>>8166901
the BJCP guidelines isn't the world definition of beer.
Malt liquor is a strong lager or ale
Malt liquor, in North America, is beer with high alcohol content. Legally, it often includes any alcoholic beverage with 5% or more alcohol by volume made with malted barley.

>>8162615
had all those back in the day. st ides was liquid hangover. must have had some really bad particulate byproducts in it. just instant headache.

>>8162984
guess horribly poor people live in every country eh

>>8163726
congratulations

>>8163335

A+ fucking post right here ladies and gents.

Dirt cheap and actually not that bad tbqh. A solid step or two above steel reserve and schlitz v.s.l

Drinks as easy as nattys ice for the uninitiated.

>>8162615
King Cobra is my usual. Steel Reserve when I need a little extra juice.

>>8167497
If st. ides is liquid hangover, 211 is bottled special Olympics.

>>8162619
You almost had it but then you had to go all EVERYONE B RACIST I DINDU NUFFIN NOBODY'S ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT THIS

>>8162749
Half pint = 200ml
Pint = 375ml
Fifth = 750 ml
Liter aka quart = 1,000ml
Handle aka half gallon = 1.75 liters

The terminology obviously has nothing to do with accurate metric conversions. It's just a relic from the days when booze in the US was sold in fractions of a gallon.

>>8163335
https://youtu.be/hQUqzD5-CpU

Malt lickor

>>8167035
No you dumb nigger, you just got old

>>8162615
mickeys

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>>8162619
>n-word posts

waaaaah the meanies on 4chan said niggety-nig-nigger!

I find that on about the 5th day steel turns on me and I end up puking the whole 40 out and some yellow bile shit then I have to switch to liquor

>>8162615
Steel reserve is my go-to get-drunk-as-fast-and-cheap-as-possible drink. It makes me piss like a goddamn waterfall though.

>>8162619
>N-word posts

Holy shit, I actually had to check my address bar to make sure that it still said 4chan.org