Ways to make food extremely fattening

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>>8160924
You trying to beef up your gf too?

Bump for interest

>>8160924
Go heavy on the fats (lots of butter/oil) and increase serving size.

I remember reading that canola oil was good

but I wonder how much is too much?
like how much exactly would /ck/ suggest for one batch of KD

along with the fact that it has like a quater block of butter in it too

>>8160924
extra sugar where possible. soda, juice, coffees, whatever. take her on ice cream dates like every day idk. fats are satiating so it's harder to get someone fat on them unless they eat chips all the time which burn off fast

>>8160929
Why are this girl's proportions so fucked up

>>8160963
she probably bikes

>>8160963
Dancer legs.

>>8160963
you need to unread loomis

>>8160924
>>8160929
My niggas

Just remember that just fats do not get you fat, rather, simply eating more calories than you burn are the weight. Fats do contain the most calories per gram so they aren't a bad place to start.

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>>8160988
>>8160929

hows it going so far for you guys?

>>8160924

Do you post this thread every month or something

>>8161039
Dating for over 2 years, she's super into it, has put on like 35-40lbs. Hesitant to gain much more just for health and because she works a fairly physical job.

Reminder that professional services can be provided to mentally ill people like you freaks.

>>8161057
how did you get her into it initially?

>>8161068

t. stringbean

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>without it being very noticeable

Only works with baking: fat (e.g. butter) and sugar.

Cream until your fat and sugar are smooth to get tougher, less fluffy pastries or cookies. This is what will make it less obvious.

Ideally, you want a fluffy cream so that your pastries are rise and puff up.

>>8160924
Man, I like fat girls and women gaining is my fucking jam, but trying to lowkey fatten someone without their knowledge is wrong.

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>>8160924
Lard

>>8160924
add sugar to just about everything.
add butter to just about everything.

>>8161098
Just was honest and said "hey I'm into this" and she's always been a little chubby and after a bit of talking and playing with the idea of it, she realized she was really into it and has actually turned me on to some fantasies and and kinks I wouldn't have thought of.

>>8160924
>what are some good ways to fatten up my girlfriend?

1) Marry her.
2) Introduce her to Tumblr.
3) Move to Burgerland.

>>8160924

Am I the only one that would rather smash #1 than #2?

>>8161100
isnt it true that biscuits are super fattening?

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>>8161057

I'se likes mines to h've sumpin' I'se can grips onta too!

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>>8161214
Which biscuits? Cookies?

What I meant to say was MORE fat and sugar.

>>8161249

im talking about those hard British tea cookie things that are like 99% butter

Add sugar.. fats help remove stored fat but if you add sugar it causes weight gain

>>8161320
isnt a scone a biscuit

>>8161290
wouldn't adding sugar to Kraft Dinner be noticeable?

>>8161325
Well there's your problem. If you start with something that looks healthy, you can load it with fat and sugar and it will be harder to notice. For example, beurre blanc sauce. It's literally reduced wine (a lot of sugar) and butter emulsified. Serve it on a 10 oz portion of chicken thighs or salmon and serve it with a side of caramelized julienned onions. But caramelize it with an extra tablespoon brown sugar and tablespoon pork far. Some French soups (that can thickly coat the back of the spoon) are also unreasonably high in calories

>>8160930
also, add in lots of empty carbs and starch.

sugar is also fattening

>>8161126
>lard information council

Is this the same organization that has the Coffee Brewing Institute and such?

>>8160924
>Wearing a pager

>>8161202
That's the point of the thread you fucking stupid jerkoff.

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>>8161536
how do you think shes supposed to maintain her size without a steady income?

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>>8161875
Don't push me to take the thread in that direction because so help me god

What do actors do when they're gaining for a role?

>>8160924
add coconut oil. not virgin coconut oil tho, get the refined cheap shit that smells and tastes like nothin

very calorie dense shit, very unnoticable in mac n cheese or anything creamy

Even 20 weeks pregnant and i'm still in better shape than that girl. This thread makes me feel good.

>>8161887
pasta I think

>>8161905
Well you shouldn't feel good you roast beef slute. Because op pic is ideal, and I would not touch you.

>>8161913
>ideal
i get chubby chasers who like women that are just bigger hourglass shapes but what's the appeal of a chick with a waist like a refrigerator

>>8161921
She'd fuck you up in a fight and give me a better lay because you are probably lazy. Also she is CUTE

>>8161930
>She'd fuck you up in a fight
doubtful, im over 6' and would drag her by that ponytail
yeh she got a cute face i just think she would be cuter with a waist call me old fashioned

>>8161941
How tall are you and did you even play sports.

>>8161177
What exactly is the kink? Are you attracted to fat people or are you attracted to fattening up a person?

>>8160924
butter and lard my friend

>>8160924
this reminds me of a malcolm in the middle episode

>>8161950
like i sad im over 6'. no i didnt "play sports" i had to defend myself and my property from feral chicanos for the past 10 yrs. not that it matters any grown man could beat this chick up

lmfao @ this kid who thinks volleyball will help anybody in hand to hand combat

>>8162065
what episode?

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>>8160924
what's that clipped on her shorts? a beeper?

OP and everyone agreeing with them deserve to be gassed.

>>8162185
Looks to me like an insulin pump.

>>8162185
lol that's an insulin pump for type 1 diabetes

>>8160924
if I could even with the possibility of collateral and myself, I would make everyone who posted in this thread sterile

>>8162223
i thought being fat was type 2?

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>>8162228
>>8162214
>>8161068

you guys seem upset?

>>8162185
a pager

I am doing this too but I also put a bunch of herbal menopause, pregnancy and breastfeeding remedies in her food too. Herbs that are meant to stimulate breast growth and increase estrogen, that sort of thing.

I plan on turning her into a fat titty fuck pig.

>>8161536
>>8162185
>>8162341
Back in the days before iPhones that's what mobile phones used to look like.

That's how old this pic is. I bet that girl is huge and has a few children by now.

>>8160924
How to I find a qt like that :3

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>>8160924
>>8160929
Im just starting this thread but I like it already

>>8162380
Move to Australia or Canada

>>8162223
you're thinking of type 2...

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>>8161887
I know Andrew W.K (hyperactive musician) who needed to gain weight because he was loosing too much weight when he was touring so he did a sweet and salt snack system thingy
>constantly eating snacks
>eat salty shit like french fries and potato chips and all other salty snacks
>once your sick of salty snacks switch to sweet stuff like jellybeans, ice cream, cake and other other sweets
>switch again once you've had enough of the sweets
should work wonders for someone who wont work all the junk out of the trunk

>>8162380
mcdonnals

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>>8162402
lord have mercy

Honestly, Starbucks is particularly good for this purpose. Girls seem to have no idea how many calories are in the sugar drinks there.

>>8160924
why does she have a leatherman in her pocket?

>>8160924
Butter and cheese. Add some weightgain 5000 powder probly not noticeable

>>8162402
Joan from Mad Men exists IRL

>>8162458
you think they don't know but they do
let them enjoy themselves you dumb nigger

>>8162588
I really don't think that most of them know that a java chip frappucino is 600 calories.

>>8160924
Butter/oil and dairy while increasing portion size.

When u make tomato sauce for spaghetti and meatballs near the end I would add parmesean cheese, butter and heavy cream.

For kraft mac replace half the milk with cream.

Alot of snacking. I like my gf chubby but a fit chubby. Me and her go to the gym and lift weights I make her squat and deadlift for leg gains along with swimming and light upper body for general upper body balance. Lifting weights does burn fat but it will also give your gf a sense of accomplishment and will create an apetite after working out.
My GF is up 20 pounds at 145 and 5"5 but she is currently loving her physique and how she doesn't have to worry about dieting.

>>8162418
>the Reddit ellipsis returns..................

>>8162618
So you've broached the topic of your fetish with her? Or does she just not really worry about her weight?

>>8161202
Yeah you definitely are. 1 has thinner thighs, uglier face, taller, no tits, etc.

I got my gf to gain weight with Starbucks and wine. Feeding doesn't really work on them but they can drink up those calories like you wouldn't believe.

>>8162402
more please

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>>8163377

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>>8163377

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>>8163434
good god

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>>8163452
That's about the limit of what I like. I like a little meat on the bones, but not a gunt.

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>>8163434
>she will never wrap her thighs around your head

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>>8163508
A man can dream.

Just date a struggling chub in the first place and lower the quality of your diet for the first while. She's bound to cave back to old habits even after you go back to yours.

>>8163520
Is that u

>>8160924
Protein is calorie dense and you can eat a lot of it easily.

Protein and fat. AKA fish
Protein and carbs. AKA beans

Vary the types of fish and beans to get all the nutrients.

Eat nuts, dried fruit, eggs and cooked whole milk to vary up the daily flavor.

>>8163563
Btw, has anyone tried cooking milk with a pot of beans before?

Maybe even with eggs you could make some sort of baked snack.

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>>8163559
Naw that's my ex. A bit chubby and great tits, but batshit insane and a gold digger.

>>8163569
Just use straight up lard and make refried beans.

>>8163583
you deserve some form of a Darwin award for dating her

frogs and plants show if they're poisonous by how they look/ present themselves
and you ate poison you fucking retard

>>8163739
>females are like frogs, or plants

Ask me how I know you're a virgin.

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>>8163739
I dropped her ass one the red flags started popping up more and more, so I got out before she did and permanent financial or emotional damage.

Was some good sex though, kinda miss that.

>>8163822
her entire face is a red flag bud

>>8163750
He's saying dangerous or poisonous plants and animals display bright colours as a warning to stay away, the same way crazy and dangerous women do with tattoos, piercings and bright unnatural coloured hair.

>>8160930
>tfw gf has some sort of problem with digesting fats and needs to keep the fat intake low

You know, I'm going to be the guy who comes out and says that you can like people to be as fat or skinny as you want, but deliberately trying to fatten someone up secretly is extremely fucked up and you should probably go die in a ditch.

>>8164176
Dude, I like chubby chicks too. I was only objecting to the fucking psychopathic part of the OP.

>>8164184
>>8164164
wew kiddo, you need to take a relax

>>8164176
>not wanting someone to fatten someone else is now Tumblr
If anything, Tumblr would encourage it.

>>8161320
translastion for britfags.
Scones are called biscuits.
Biscuits are called cookies.
Cookies are called dog treats.

>>8160929
THOK

>>8164184
>implying women don't fatten up their husbands after marriage so they're less attractive and can't get another woman after she divorces him and takes all his money

Fucking bitches man, why so much hypocrisy?

>>8164308
Don't translate for those cucks let them be confused and maybe they'll fuck off to their own cuckchan or something.

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>>8163904
Don't worry, it's been fixed.

>>8164325
Maybe you should invent your own language and stop ruining ours.
English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

Use splenda. substitute sugar is more fattening than real sugar.

Mac and cheese is already all fat and carbs. Use extra butter and salt. Butter is more fat and salt will make whoever you're fattening retain water. If you're making real food, stop paying attention to limits in your recipes. Use butter, oils, cream, milk, fatty meats, and don't drain stuff like said meats as well as you might usually.

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Thanks for the advice, guys. This'll be helpful for me.

>>8162077
woah there boys we got a gamer on our hands

>>8162251
liking chubs is one thing, encouraging unhealthy habits is cancer, litterally.

>>8160924
She'd be 200% cuter if she wasn't fat. And you need to be gassed.

>>8162594
It says the calorie count on the menu right next to the items and most girls who've counted calories before know to toss on a rough 50-100 calories for each add-on.

>>8162523
>people with the same body type as an actress exist
No shit.

>>8161039
this photogenic motherfucker

>>8162662
Sorry for late response, no I didn't inform her of her fetish I've met her mom a beautiful narcissist her older sister is the golden child while she is the child that got majority of the insults and general crazyness. Anyway my GF had/has body dismorphia because of her mom calling fat while near anorexic. She really only kicked it because she is very clingy and honestly needs my opinion to validate her appearance. I don't really plan to tell her just slowly push her to where I want her and validate her every step of the way.

>>8165538
are you a feeder preying on an anorexic person?
you fucking disgust me if so. you need to be put down.

>>8165268
Tbqh if I ever found out that my gf cheated on me I'd cook her delicious super fattening food every day and encourage her to get "curvier" then once she was a fat stretch-mark covered piece of shit I'd dump her. Maybe that's what OP is planning on doing.

>>8165538
Wow, I hope she relizes how horrable you are and gets away before this gets abusive.

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there is literally nothing more cozy than getting fat together with your gee eff

>>8162419
Should work wonders for people who enjoy kidney stones.

You people make me fucking sick, by the way. I can't wait until my taxes are paying for your lard-ass gf's bypass surgery. Fucking degenerates.

>>8162402
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>>8160924
Carbohydrates are better at making you fat than actual fat. Just add carbs and crystal sugar to everything.

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>>8166023

Бв

YOU COULD BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH MILKSHAKES

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You fetishists are fucking disgusting.

Also what kind of an idiot doesn't know how to gain weight? Just make good food and take extra portions.
>wait, I forget where I am, /ck/ can't cook

>>8166064
is this sort of thing actually funny to you?

>>8166064
This is hardly a fetish m8.
And you seem pretty upset. Go have a nap.

>>8161536
its probably an insulin pump

>>8162077
>Tall

ok maybe the only thing better than fat.

shame a girl can't eat herself tall or something.

>>8160924
Is that a pager

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>>8160924
>tfw I just started dating a 90 lbs qt who has trouble gaining weight

I would like her to have a little bit more meat, but at least she'll never look like this cow.

>>8165672
That sounds like it smells awful what an awful thing to want out of your significant other you dirty cunt

>>8160924
Fuck, this picture gets me hard.

>>8164197


I want a study looking into the correlation between certain hair colors (electric blue, hot pink, etc) and instances of borderline personality disorder. The world needs these statistics.

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>>8166832
Almost like there's a reason for 99 unique IPs in the thread

Sugar, literally just sugar

>>8167462
>that pic was 5 years ago
How big is she now?

>>8167462
>2011

Shes dead by now :(

>>8160924
Butter

>>8167906
:)

>>8160924
Would grab by the pussy

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>>8161126

>>8166064

its not all about portions you tard

>>8168642
goggle twinkie diet you disgusting lardass :)

>>8168652
>eat nothing but a single twinkie a day and lose weight
>ITS ALL ABOUT PORTION SIZESSSSSS

>>8168441
No presidency for you

>>8168948
yes anon.
High calorie density: small portions only
low calorie density: big portions are okay

>>8160924
that women right there is my weakeness. Perfect build imo nothing more than that size nothing less either.

>>8169090
duh
the question is how to make something with seemingly low calorie density have high calorie density

>>8162251

sauce?

>>8166023
I'd fuck that couch

>>8160924

sauce on the girl on the right?

add cheese to everything. that's like 100 extra calories per meal

>>8160924
Put ice cream in everything.

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>>8170554
>>8170585
what if shes a vegan?

>>8170597
Vegetable oils and nuts.
Just make PB&Js with extra PB.

>>8170417
What kind of sauce do you recommend? I don't think OP would eat a person.

>>8162402
WHO DAT

>>8161536
A few years ago doctors and nurses still had pagers back when cell reception was shit in rural areas

>>8164422
k

>>8170924
damn it anon


chocolate sauce I guess

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>>8160924
Oil

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>>8166231
Watch out for anorexia and bulimia. I'm serious bruh.
I had a good friend who was bulimic and I hadn't noticed until years later, when we weren't friends.
You start realizing how often she gets sick. You realize she never eats around you, and if she does it's because she's high or something, or hasn't eaten in days. It's a serious problem. Now usually people with bulimia will eat a lot, but then of course, throw it up. But that shit can make you prone to sickness and illnesses much, much easier. It can lower your immune system I think. People with these eating disorders are somewhat addicted, not like it's genetic or habitual and uncontrollable, but these people do get used to the routine so much that it becomes normal to them. And it's dangerous because the thought of these people not getting enough vitamins, minerals, and fats can seriously affect their physical health, and thus your sex life if you think about it. They tend to, like anorexics, eat small amounts of food - things like fruits and nuts or such - and pass it off as healthy. On the surface it's just a simple misunderstanding of food science and physical health, maybe anatomy and biological functions, etc. Just keep a strong eye on it.

I'm not saying dump her. I'm saying if you begin to suspect it in the least, start to acknowledge the problem and cut it off or work on it as soon as you can. A little Google research wouldn't hurt. 90 pounds is reeeeeally weird, unless you're dating a young child - in that case, good on you.

>>8161249
>Calling a scone a 'biscuit'
>Calling a biscuit a cookie
>Calling chillies, capsicums and pepper 'peppers'
>Calling spring onions 'scallions'
>Calling pig slops 'grits'
>Calling mule semen 'gravy'
>Calling McDonald's 'food'
>Calling American IPA 'beer'
>Calling distilled fermented corn juice 'whiskey'
>Calling Bobby Flay an Guy Fieri 'Chefs'

This is why literally nobody anywhere on earth has any respect for the American 'culinary arts'.

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>>8171467
As you scratch the surface of the problem you will find these eating disorders are caused by any multitude of reasons. But the next thing is usually because of a fear of trying new foods and dying or being sick, perhaps having allergic reactions - or a fear of eating something that isn't food.. if you know what I mean... Don't forget the obsession with image.....
And these are toootally understandable. Even 'I' have these fears from time to time. My latest fear is isn't food related though, it's that people are farting as they pass me or something. We are people after all... we have fears.

So it's important for you to understand who she is, and what things in her past have made her who she is today. A better understanding and acceptance of who she is can help you better approach these potential problems, especially if the problem is possible and has yet to exist. So if you can cook good, tasty food, then maybe you can never have to worry about her developing an addictive behavior or disorder (which CAN be 'cured' or helped by the way).

As you dig deeper you get into complex thought processes and perceptions on reality, I have no fucking clue... It all gets too weird.

Now don't go getting worked up over my posts.... I just like typing and possibly helping a brother out.

>>8160924
The girl in the back, fuuuck

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>>8171476
Corn, rye, wheat, and grains make up whisky, especially how long the whisky is aged and in what kind of barrels and what those barrels held before.
Don't forget, from where, the whisky is made. Bourbon is Kentucky, Scotch is Scotland, something something - whisky meaning 'water of life' from the Gaelic times of Ireland. I could just be drunk though, would make sure I'm right or not.

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>>8171498
no taste

tfw no chubby gf who is super attached to me and grateful that I date her because shes fat and has no self-esteem

>>8171498
Low test beta detection

>>8171847
thats the worst part of 2016

fat girls now think theyre all worth a 10/10 dude just like skinny girls

>>8160963
she has shit genes

>>8172462
Is that why they're always with a 3/10 guy?

>>8160924
#1 makes a good wife and child breeder..
10/01

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I love me a fat bitch.


Idk, just get her to start smoking marijuana or give her sedatives so she eats a lot. Feed her burgers and burritos

>>8160924
Cheesecake inside a cake

>>8161875
Hey you, quit screen capping like a chump, just drag the image to the browser tabs area.

>>8168463
Everything they said was true, notice they didnt say shit about birds.

>>8162230
Both type 1 and type 2 can affect your weight like that. My first girlfriend back in high school had type 1, which is genetic, and she wore a pump. Not sure if type 2 requires a pump at any point or not...

>>8173118
shit thanks man

>>8160924
do what the american government did and make everything fat free so that people eat more since the food isnt filling but still get all the carbs that actually make them fat

use bigger plates and bowls so servings seem smaller

not trying to actively support this but maybe someone can use it and not give out free heart attacks (dexter villains irl)

>>8162402
Is that Jess from Red Letter Media?

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Fuck, this again. I want to do it so bad and my gf probably won't even know the difference since I'm always trying to coax her to the gym. At what point does it start to become unhealthy? Like if she's only 20 pounds over average are there actually any health risks

>>8161875
Fat people with nice skin is so rare. I wouldn't mind a girl with a gut if she had nice skin like that.

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>>8160924
god fucking damn

>>8175137
20 pounds over weight is almost nothing.

20 pound and gaining weight you could say something but other then that just be happy she's no where near ham planet level.

>>8175335
I don't think you understand. Like, what's the upper limit before it starts being a health problem

>>8174930

yes

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>GET MONEY

>FEED BITCHES

>>8160929
Wow, this girl's figure is exactly like my girlfriends. Never seen another girl with her figure before. Personally I think she's fat and needs to lose weight.

>>8160963
She hasnt worked out a day in her life and sits on her ass all day, the fat ran away from her calves in order to cushion her ass

>>8175350
It's a continuous spectrum. Obviously the most healthy is to stay thin, but there's not a hard limit where "AT 235 POUNDS YOU'RE FUCKED, ABSOLUTELY FUCKED."
As much as tumblr healthism is fucking retarded, it is definitely possible to be a 200 pound person that's far healthier than a 150 pound person of the same height. Limit cholesterol and trans fats, and you should have a recipe for a """healthy""" fatty

>>8161249
Rolls and ...scones are GOAT.

>>8175572
Thanks. Obviously it's a spectrum but I was looking for the point where the exponential curve take off

>>8175554
Sounds like you should dump her so she can move on and find a better man

>>8175620
Again, it really depends.
If you're shoving red meats and butter down her throat then the problems will start sooner on the scale.
If you use nuts and vegetable oils, it'll happen much later.

>>8175623
No, she's on a diet right now to lose weight. I can assure you I'm a better man than you, she's with me for a reason.

>>8170597
coconut milk

>>8175633
We'll I wouldn't be on /ck/ if I couldn't tailor a meal for health. What are some calorie dense foods that are good for you?

>>8175620
id say 300 is around the point when fat and healthy stops being a reasonable concept

like ive seen girls at 275 that were fine
but 300 idk
its not good for the bones

>>8175769
I was more asking for health findings than "I've noticed 300 pound chicks can't walk right"

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>>8175759
massive homemade sandwiches
cheeses
vegetable oil
orange juice instead of pop (not that good for you but its not going to be a problem if actually want her to get fat)
a fuckton of granola

butter and most fats arent actually bad for you
just avoid sugar and trans fats and she'll be good

>>8175783
thats because fat is just fat you doofus

the reason fat people are unhealthy is because they were unhealthy to begin with and got fat because of it

I really really like this thread

>>8175790
What the fuck are you talking about? You do realize obesity effects organs, right?

>>8166088
kek

>>8175807
you dont get it

its becuase theyre unhealthy
which is why theyre fat

at most its additional weight on your body
and at excessive levels its an excessive weight on your body
which in turn can affect your organs
assuming theyre not already fucked up because you eat fucking trash and dont excerscize enough to not be fat


do you get it?
this is a simple concept

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>>8166804
Potato head

>>8172632
Yes, and universal. Women just thought that the obesity epidemic was to being healthy like the Boeing 767 was to the World Trade Center.

>Carbs are the enemy
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5ZvxbKZVac

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>>8175823

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>>8175823
Holy fuck you are thick.

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>>8175823
Your overeating is your body absorbing and taking in more and more nutrients and shit. This means it's MUUUUUUUUUUUUCH easier for someone who doesn't know how to eat properly to overeat and have an imbalance of nutrients, this can in turn affect the chemical releases in the body and brain which makes it much easier in turn for their minds and bodies to function in imbalance, and so on.

But if you can eat properly and gain fat then you can gain muscle. Then with the proper exercise, etc., some day you could probably face a Terminator.
Without exercise, etc., you're just gathering and collecting fat and it's all kinda smooshing into your organs and the extra effort it takes to make mechanical movements is much likely to tire you out faster if you don't - eat more - calories - energy.

>>8175687
Okay bud, convince yourself of whatever you want, but you're just embarrassingly transparent to the rest of us

>>8175909
You sure infer a lot from two short posts on an imageboard. Is everything okay, anon? You can talk about it, you're safe here.

>>8160924
Sugar. Add sugar to everything. Balance with salt.

Cook everything with full fat butter instead of oil.

Bread, eat white bread with everything. Most fattening carb source.

>>8175964
sounds like your actually the perturbed one anon

>>8161177
How does it feel to know that you're literally killing the person you love?

>>8176663
hot.

What the fuck, how is this thread still up?

what the fuck is wrong with you people

>>8176700
/thread

>>8165534
a 200mm len can make anyone photogenic

>>8160924
Hnngghhh she's so thicc. Imagine what her sweaty asshole smells like after a game.

>>8160924
>super fattening without it being very noticeable
> Kraft Dinner/Mac and cheese
make bechamel, add cheese and bacon, then add elbow macaroni, bake

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>>8177000
we're men of ambition

how would you fatten up a vegan

>>8179418

>>8170919

>>8179426
you cant fill KD with vege oil and still have it taste good

>>8162402
sweet jeezus

>>8161057
>>8161039
I know that 4chan is the home to many mental diseases, but this one is plain embarrassing.

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Introducing the french's ploy to help the jews destroy america.
This shit is 95% sugar and butter. Yet stills more or less behaves like a pastry.

>>8161875
OPs chick was a fine sort of thicccck.

and dont get me wrong, i would date a chubby like that. but dont fatten a girl up so that its unhealthy. that looks unhealthy

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>>8166097
>tfw no giant gf

>>8180470
Same shit as bugchasing, really. Some fetishes are pretty much mental ilness.

>>8180598
What is this delicious looking thing?

>>8161325
>isnt a scone a biscuit
It's terribly confusing but basically yes.

US biscuits = UK scones
US cookies = UK biscuits
US scones = 1/0

>>8160924
>Kraft Dinner/Mac and cheese
the fuck you need to make Mac and Cheese fattening? It's pretty shit food to begin with.

>>8161039
Who's this??

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>>8180784
Based swag

>>8162402
>can see outline of belly button through shirt even at that shit resolution
Hnnnnng.

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>>8175511

pochaco should be the mascot for /ck/

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>>8160924

Also you can trick her by giving her "healthy" burgers and say how it has tons of veggies and whole wheat bun or something like that.

>>8160924
if she likes smoothies you can probably hide some canola oil in there

>>8168463
I'm only imagining the wrestling move every time DDT is mentioned here.

It drives me crazy that half the girls with the kind of body type we're talking about consider themselves hambeasts and hate themselves/have no self esteem.

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>>8181442
Blame the media for perpetuating that a size 0 is the only body that men find attractive. I guess you can also blame parents for not really helping them form their self esteem.

We're not gonna solve this problem over night. It's gotta be a cultural shift.

>>8181550
Let's see. Men like decent looking women who don't have rolls of fat. Women like to have men like them. Women who don't have men liking them feel like crap because they look in the mirror and see they are obese and know that's why they aren't attractive to men.

Where, and how, do we start the shift? Turn men into women? We've already started that in USica.

>>8180671
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kouign-amann

The reason France will never let go of Bretagne.

>>8181601
Just have a major depression, have millions starve to death then we'll see all types of women hot AF

>>8160975
/ic/ bros come here?

>>8180784
A very very BALD man

>>8181386
is that supposed to be chris chan?

>>8182382
Kek

>>8181696
shut up idiot

>>8181550
>gf absolutely loves her chubby body and finds bbw's sexy
>her sister constantly berates herself for not spending more hours working out and used to be anorexic
>parents have literally told them their whole life that no one would ever love you if you were fat
>parents are in meh to obese shape
People are fucking stupid and push their own fears onto others so they don't feel so alone.
You're gonna die some day might as well have 85 years of being happy than 87 of hating yourself.

>>8182317
chef michael simon?

8 day old thread lol

>>8173269
T1 is when the body can't make insulin because autoimmune disease, so you have to shoot up after every meal. T2 is when you take in so much sugar that your body becomes resistant to insulin, so people generally have the pumps to keep blood sugar levels down.
Pro Tip to Remember: T1 is no1's fault, T2 is because your 2 fat
>t. The only non-diabetic in my living family who had to explain this a million times to normies at schools.

>>8180634
iktf

>they have to fatten their gf in order to compete with other men
pathetic

>>8184916
No, I'm just mentally ill

>>8174930
Rip

>>8184648
>fatty thinks he'll make it to 85

>>8185040
Bless you for understanding yourself anon, if only the footfags and furries had your self-awareness.

>>8185040
>implying
I'm not fat, I just like fat chicks.

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>>8160924

add pic related

>>8185042
This was for >>8184936

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it's less what you feed her and more how much of it. you want to make sure she's never hungry, always keep snacks and sweets around, and take her out to eat often. most women are pigs who will eat anything you give to them, so be sure to give a lot. also important is finding out her preferences, and making sure they're always on hand.

more important though is making sure she feels sexy. I can't stress this enough, if you make her feel sexy then she practically won't notice herself blowing up like a balloon. don't make it a weight fetish thing, make it a her thing.

pic related. we met two years ago. she's my masterpiece, and growing.

>>8186200
Guess how I know you're a khv?

>>8186200
Does she know you're doing this to her?

>>8186220
she knows I like chub, and has been very receptive to my kinks. I don't alter her food at all anyway, just make it available to her.

>>8161099
t. lardacious fatty

>>8163457
>a gunt
wat

>>8163563
>Protein is calorie dense
Nah. Same as carbs.
Lrn2calorie fgt pls

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>>8186297

>replying to a 9 day old post

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I saw a vice documentary about bangladesh brothels and the madams often give the girls there a cattle steroid because they like THICC in bangladesh too. My freind is a vet, do you think I can get this from him in a western country? Will the flavor be strong or will my missus not notice if i mix it in with food for her? I make us lunches in tuppaware so it would be easy to give it to only her. She likes food but she is just not thicc enough and i feel like im getting nowhere.

I think i want to marry here so it's not like i'm 'ruining her' for another man, but crafting her for myself who will love and appreciate her.

>>8171476
Nobody considers Guy Fieri a chef. Nobody. And anyone with any tastes hates IPAs, no matter where you are from.

>>8185031
Did she died?

>>8186329
You need to do a lot more research on steroids.

They have a very short half-life in the body because the liver is constantly breaking them down. That means you need a constant source of the drug or it simply won't work. It would be like expecting to be drunk for a whole day after drinking just one beer. So you either need to feed her that stuff literally every meal, every day.

Also, why do you want your woman to take an androgenic supplement? Do you want her hair to fall out, her voice to deepen, etc? Fuck that. Just make sure she eats well. You don't need steroids to get a thick girl.

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>>8160924
Just make these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obBPaB9p-G4

>>8186931
wtf

>>8186428
Stop drinking shitty west coast IPA, everyone knows IPAs when done properly in the midwest or east coast style are delicious

>>8160974
lol wut kind of dancers u hang wif if their quads r that big theyre doin it wrong

>>8186300
Gigantic gut + cunt. You've never heard that term?

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>>8161249

Fixed that for you

>>8187398
Biscuits aren't the same thing as scones. They look similar, but that's about the only thing they share. Completely different tastes, textures, and uses.

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>>8187405

I know biscuits aren't the same as scones you fucking moron, that's why they're separate things in the picture

How fucking dense are you?

>>8187412
Fine. American biscuits and British scones, you pedantic fuckwit.

>>8161258
so a crumpet then

>>8187474
>>8187463
>>8187412
>>8187405
>>8187398
>>8187392
>>8187388
>>8187297
>>8187276
>>8186931
>>8186588
>>8186552
>>8186428
>>8186329
>>8186302
>>8186301
>>8186300
>>8186297
>>8186226
>>8186220
>>8186215
>>8186200
>>8185051
kys

>>8187412
>How fucking dense are you?

Blimey, guv'nor, 'e's as dense as a scone!

>>8186302
thanks for the kek, (you)

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anybody have any tips for fattening up 2 kids? im asking for a friend btw

>>8187568
By shooting yourself

>>8187568
build a house made of candy

>>8164164

Oh wow you really did just come right out and say it. I bet you aren't a guy though.

>>8186226
>I don't alter her food
>just make it available

Many people will overeat to fight food wast / economic loss.

You ARE altering her consumption.

>>8187707
awsome

>>8161114
This.

>300+ replies anyway
Christ.

>>8187707
>you put all this food here, so it's YOUR fault that I ate it

stupid liberal fuck

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>>8160924

>>8165750
so much this

>>8177000
voice of reason

ehg

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Life is suffering

>>8190651
oh fuck

resuscitation bump

>>8191209
You're fucking stupid