>It's a "turn on faucet only to realize that there

see what you do is you go and offer to get a guy a pop from the bar, but what you really do is open up a packet of hotsauce, put a straw in it, and put that in the drink so when he goes to take a sip of it he gets a bunch of hotsauce straight to the lungs, thats how you get revenge on mister tactical spoon.

>>8160517
Nah nah nah.
What you do is you get a pair of the hottest hot sauce packets you can find, then tuck them under the toilet seat of the men's bathroom in the disabled stall. Make sure they're doubled over/folded in half and both ends are pointed toward the bowl.
Guy sits down, packets break, hotsauce all over his ass. He tries to wipe it off? Bam, hotsauce on anus.

Best thread on 4chan right now desu senpai.

>not having extra deep carbon steel sinks
>not reusing plastic spoons that would bounce off due to water pressure
What are you doing

>egg cup in the sink
>lined up just under the water
>stream does a fucking perfect u-turn and just comes straight back out
>directly towards me
>tfw my sink pissed on me

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>>8160573
>Using plastic anything, ever

>>8160619
>sent from my plastIcPhone

>it's a "no one helps clean dishes after dinner, yet wonders why you only cook for yourself" episode

>>8160619
>Using anything and not having plastic robots
>>>/out/

>>8160517
I'm gonna try that on someone.

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>>8160545