Which is better? And why?

>>8152245
the right. miracles are pretty good but the other one says BEST right on it.

>Best Foods
It's called Hellman's

>>8152252
Fuuuck. Time to pack it up.

>>8152245
>best foods
what kind of janky hellmann's rippoff is that

Miracle Whip is what you feed to a third world nation that loves the taste of sugar and margarine. I wouldn't feed my enemies that garbage.

>>8152259
I eat Miracle Whip out of your mom's pussy.

>>8152265

So you're the ultimate mistake.

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>>8152245
I literally can't eat stuff made with other mayonnaise or miracle whip (which isn't even fucking mayonnaise)

>>8152299
Hell yeah Dukes the best.

I have a friend who used to take a whole block of marble cheese and dip in in hellmen's mayo using up the whole jar.

It has to be hellmens too.

>>8152299
literally can't even man just so can't

hellmans taste exactly the same you fucking degenerate turd mongrel.

>>8152299
>I literally can't eat stuff made with other mayonnaise or miracle whip
You're clearly a massive faget but Duke's really is the best.

i only want miracle whip on three things:

baloney sandwiches

egg sandwiches

tuna salad sandwiches

>>8152245
I'm fine with either. I also don't usually give a shit whether it's name brand or off-brand, it all tastes good to me.

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Stand aside, peasants.

>>8152245
Mayo, although I don't care for that brand. I imagine it would still be ok for making dressings and whatnot.

>>8152299
This. Blows Hellman's etc. the fuck out.

>>8152245
right because it's actually fucking mayonaise and not HFCS loaded salad dressing

>mayo
>miracle whip
one shitty condiment vs another shitty condiment, i applaud you see-kay

>>8152245
It's right there on the package, the one on the right is the BEST. I wish more labels told us that information, who knows how to even find the best mustard or the best ketchup.

>>8152361
It's godlike with seasoned fries.

The right, though I eat mayo so rarely that I just make it myself when I need some.

>>8152245
I used to like Miracle Whip over mayo in pretty much every situation as a kid, but now I can't stand the stuff

Both are total shit compared to homemade. When it comes to store bought, Japanese mayo is always better than both.

No one has posted Duke's but that's the best

>>8153583
see
>>8152299
>>8152307
>>8152355
>>8152467


The thread isn't even that long you cunt

>>8152317
>used to
I assume he's dead now.

>>8152299
my absolute negro

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I found some Hellman's in my country and bought it because I see it mentioned here all the time, but I don't really like it, I didn't think it was anything special. I did make 'just like hellman's' mayo myself once, that was pretty good though (pic related).
I'm more a fan of the local mayo brands with either extra egg, or extra lemon, depending on the dish I'm eating.
Or, for fries only, sweet mayo.

The other mayo I see posted regularly here is that jap one with the baby, what makes it special? Can it be replicated easily?

Miracle whip isnt mayo. Taste isnt even similar.

I hate mayo, but put miraclewhip on everything.

they both taste the same so whichever jar is easiest to open

>>8155463

>jap one with the baby

Just add sugar to your mayo

>>8155463
Just goto your local Asian supermarket. There will be atleast one brand of Japanese mayo there

>>8156533
>local asian supermarket

What if you live in a small town (~15k people) in a rural area with a negligible Asian population and there are no Asian supermarkets around?

Apples and oranges nigga.

You comparing salad dressing and mayonnaise.

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Blue Plate is only mayo allowed in my house

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Do americans know savora?

>>8156533
Live on a Farm in the Midwest. WTF is an Asian?

>>8158385
GOAT with eggs and about anything

>>8158385
We do not know. What is it?

>>8152245
Is (in USA households anyway) the blue and yellow color to imitate hellmanns mayo?

Also wtfug is miracle whip?

>>8157513
You import Asians to build a rail line and then, when one is ambitious enough, he'll open up an Asian supermarket to feed them.

>>8158846
It's a tangy mayo with its own seasoning for situations where you don't feel like adding any spice after applying mayo to your food.

>>8158853
Lel. If miracle whip is mayo then margarine is butter.

>>8156526

Its sweetness comes from the fact that Japanese mayo used apple cider vinegar and MSG (it's next to impossible to find anything without MSG in Japan).

>>8158873
>Its sweetness comes from the fact that Japanese mayo used apple cider vinegar
They add rice vinegar, and sugar

Just a spot of vinaigrette for me.

>>8158846
Blue and yellow color is to imitate blue plate (the first commercialy produced mayo)

>>8152259
Every nation likes the taste of sugar and margarine you lonely pretentious retard.

>>8159154
>>8158846
Hellman's and Best Foods are literally the same thing, though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellmann%27s_and_Best_Foods

>>8159216
Best food/Helmans ≠ Blue plate. Helmans for sure adds sugar and corn syrup

>>8157513
Move to a place that matters or just realize theres a whole world out there with a lot of things you'll never know anything about

we just buy state fair salad dressing. Better on burgers, hot dogs, and fries imho.

>>8159639
Never said they were Blue Plate, just that there's literally no difference between Hellman's And Best Foods.

>>8152245
>white ppl

>>8160026
Yes, but you quoted me when I mentioned only blue plate

>>8160026
That was more for the other anon, my bad.

Duke's is the objective best, I can't believe none of you plebs posted it.

>>8152245
Nigger semen, that's what that shit is supposed to simulate no? I hear white people LOVE the taste, smell and viscosity of nigger semen.

>>8164366
It's past your bedtime, Cletus.

>>8164388
Awww shucks. Don't seeing you denying it though Justin.

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>>8152245
Neither

Nobody here has said it yet, but Duke's is amazing.

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enough said.

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Best mayo

>>8152245

> Mfw when my mom cant tell the difference n buys Miracle Whip all the tine

> Personally go with her to the store

> Physically show her which one is actual Mayo

> Still gets it wring Every.Single.Fkn.Time

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>>8164682
>he doesn't eat Hampton Creek mayonnaise

JUST

>>8152299
I ordered some of that shit off amazon to see if it was worth the hype and fuck me it was good.

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>tfw white
>tfw don't like mayo

I am an outcast of my peoples

>>8152416
I get their light mayo which is pretty damn tasty for how few calories it has.

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>>8152245
Both are shit, and you should be executed by a firing squad if you think otherwise

It wont let me post the picture for some reason, but Duke's is literally the best mayo in the world.

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>>8152245
All mayo is the same. Just get store brand or make it yourself.

If mayo is the food of white people, then Miracle Whip is the food of poor white people.

>>8158385
we do know, ignore the other flyover pleb who didnt

Dunno how nobody said it yet, but once I tried Duke's mayo, I absolutely could not go back to any other brands.

>>8165444
>store mayo is anything like real home made mayo
u w0t m8?

>>8152245
Not making your own roasted garlic & badil aioli a la yhr french tradition