Describe your ideal birthday meal inb4 alone in my room

Enough sushi that I'd beat the statistical improbability and get a parasite.

Tacos al carbon with green chili, beans, and rice


alone, in front of my computer watching /tv/

Buffalo wings
ribs
brisket
smoked sausage
mac 'n' cheese
baked beans

Alone, in front of my computer, watching Top Gear

>>8149319
bbq pork chops
potato salad
shrimp platter
garlic broccoli

My birthday is in January so yeah never had BBQ for my b-day.

With you!

>>8149319
My birthday is in December so I'd want something that'll warm me up.

Probably a huge pot of duck & sausage gumbo that I cook outside on a propane turkey cooker while drinking with my friends.

>>8149403
:)

what is that picture of and why do i want to vomit after looking at it

usually i ask my grandma to make chili rellenos for me, but she's getting too old so now we go out to fancy italian restaurants together and get tasting menus

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>>8149429
Looks like a cake designed to look like a placenta to me

>>8149319
This is what modern feminism has begot us?

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>>8149319
Sushi with my family.
Which is exactly what I did last week for my birthday. Couldn't eat all of it, took most of it home.

>>8149758
>he thinks women eating their placentas is a modern invention
ohohohoh, you're lucky that's just a cake.

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With my beautiful girlfriend in my small apartment living room. Candles, dimmed lights, tablecloth, etc.

>no silverware

>appetizer
Dahi puri

>entree
Mysore masala dosa, made "live." Presumably I would need to follow up with a plain dosa and curds if the first one was too spicy for her.

>dessert
Rice kheer

Fall asleep, her head lying against my chest.

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The philosophers pie from mellow mushroom.
>Garlic olive oil base
>Mozzarella and provolone
>Steak
>Portobellos
>Artichoke hearts
Best pizza I've ever had, my family's gone to mellow mushroom for birthdays the last four or five years, and I've had all their pizza's but this one beats em all.

>>8149849
Whoops forgot kalamata olives.

>>8149849
>tfw no mellow mushroom in cali

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>>8149884
Another reason to never visit Cucklifornia.

I'm a pretty simple guy:

>triple from Wendy's (I've actually never had anything bigger than the double from there)
>large fries from Wendy's
>litre of chocolate milk
>nice big slice of cheesecake
>eaten at home with a gf while we watch baseball some show that I like

>tfw no gf to make this possible
>tfw birthday is in five days

>>8149319
Prime Rib, twice baked potato, caesar salad, roll, and a slice of blueberry pie.

>>8151672
I can pretend to be your gf if you like

>>8151694
I'm straight.

>>8149319
With my friends in my room
We order a lot of take out and spend the night marsghoning tv and playing games
I'm 24 btw I'm never getting a family of my own

inari sushi
unagi sushi
tuna sushi
little caesar's pizza
little caesar's breadsticks and sauce
totino's party pizza
steak medium rare
macaroni and cheese (homemade kind, 4cheese)
beef teriyaki
miso soup
jalapeno peppers stuffed with cheese, breaded, and deep fried
tonkatsu with katsu sauce
mapo tofu

water and chocolate milk to drink

for dessert:
raspberry mille crepe
sacher torte.

>>8151711
Nothing wrong with feminine benis

>>8151711

So is spaghetti. Until it gets hot.

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>>8149327
Statistically your more likely to get a parasite than not when consuming raw ocean fish. Most places don't even correctly follow FDA guidelines for freezing.
They just aren't capable of surviving human anatomy for long and rarely manage to reproduce in enough numbers to cause symptoms, typically perishing and being passed. Other symptoms usually simply being having reproduced in enough numbers to be noticed in stool or far less frequently causing a bowel obstruction. Something like 40 people in the developed world are hospitalized annually for the common fish parasites but millions more are thought to occur and resolve without incident.
That said even if you're cooking the fish it won't kill most species of parasites unless you're absolutely destroying the filet. Parasites, as unsavory as the notion is, are simply a fact of life and fortunately in this case harmless.

>>8149381
Not with that attitude, faggot.

If I could have anything for my birthday meal? Shit, idk. Probably some really nice roast or fried meat. Big ol' steak, pork chops, whole roast chicken, maybe some roast beef. Get some gravy going, maybe even some kind of spicy gravy. Garlic, cayenne, some stuff like that. Yorkshire puddings. Chunky fries. Some cheese sauce. Maybe some fried bread and/or deep-fried cheese for a starter.

Follow up with cheesecake for dessert, because cheesecake rocks. All washed down with a nice fruity cider. Kopparberg or Rekorderlig are fine, maybe something new. Move onto tequila later on.

>>8149776
No, I know about that.

What I don't see is any feminists actually eating their own placenta, just making gross ass placenta cakes and vagina muffins. While bitching about the patriarchy or GG or whatever is the hot topic of them and not getting pregnant, and not eating their disgusting placenta to prove an actual point.

A bullet.

>>8152105
:(

>>8152105
Do it faggot

>>8152105
Dont do it faggot :(

>>8149408
December 15th reporting in.

Unagi sushi
Harold's Chicken
Beef Tongue and Barbacoa tacos with salsa verde
Home run inn pizza - sausage and grilled onion
Large glass of chocolate milk
No bake cheesecake

>>8152168
You have my late uncle's birthday. Give him back ;_;

>>8149319
Well I'll do my own

Grilled Cheese sandwich topped with honey and a sunny side up duck egg
A rare steak w/ potato
Lemon Meringue Pie for dessert
probably just water to go along with it, maybe a white wine

I have pretty simple tastes