Best cocktails for poor people?

water and lead

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just add kool-aid

>>8146381
>>8146384
both good for "urban" parties.

>>8146381
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Coffee brandy and milk

Poor idiots in Central/Northern Maine love that shit

Cheap vodka and orange juice concentrate.

Wine and fruit
Vodka and juice

>>8146381
HI-OH!

Vodka Lemonade
Rum and Coke (add lime to make Cuba Libre)
Pure Grain and Fruit Punch
Whiskey/Bourbon and Ginger Ale

>>8146377
burnetts flavored vodka is pretty good for swill.
It's 35 proof and tastes more like a liqiour.

like 13 bucks for a 1.75

>>8146377
Water on the rocks.

>>8146825
>Pure Grain and Fruit Punch

9 years ago and I still remember. Never again.

Screwdriver
Bird Dog Whiskey

>>8146377
Really only depends on how expensive the liquor you buy is. Tons of cocktails only require one liquor making those the cheapest.
screwdriver
gin and tonic
whiskey sour

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Tequila and Cactus Cooler.
You can splurge and get 'good' tequila. Soda only costs a buck. Been my go to for a while

Whiskey Sours are always great if homemade, just get some cheap whiskey, lemon juice and sugar and you're all good to go.
Even have one on me right now.

>>8146377
McCormick Vodka, Cranberry Juice, and ice. It's a 50/50 Cranberry and Vodka mix; I do it every night.

>>8146377
simple I got this I got this:

VODKA AND CRANBERRY JUICE

In a martini glass. The best cosmo ever.

Just make it Vodka and then ad the SMALLEST drop of cranberry juice for color.

BOOOM

GOLD

GOAT

MIND BLOWN

and serve it like how I say it and it goes off better then you think.

Essentially Cranberry Vodka shots, but shit, cranberry goes best with alcohol.

>>8147106
ELDER GOD DETECTED!

>>8146377
Depending on where you live, really.

White Russians are pretty good. Buy some cheap vodka, and some milk. If you can't afford coffee liquor, just use regular coffee.

Screwdrivers are cheap as fuck, too. Buy the cheapest vodka you can find, and some Dollar store brand orange juice.

Mug vodka.

>>8146900
35% ABV. 35 proof would be only 17.5%, which is barely more than wine.

VO/Seagrams 7, Gallo Sweet Vermouth, Fuckton of ice. Forget the bitters.

>>8147294
I fucked up it's 70 proof. A small trade off for not gagging with every shot.
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gin and tonic, is pretty cheap. screwdriver is cheap as well, vodka sunrise and tequila sunrise are similiar prices as well.
Mojito is pretty basic bitch, just lime juice, rum, mint, soda water, and a personal favorite of mine

>>8147309
mojito also contains simple syrup*
my bad

>>8147183
Vodka and cranberry is a Cape Codder, not a Cosmo.

>>8147386
This drink was conceived in 1945 by the Ocean Spray cranberry grower's cooperative under the name "Red Devil".[10] The "Cape Codder" name dates from the early 1960s.[11]

I like the name Red Devil better...

>>8146377

grain alcohol and grape soda

>>8146377
vanilla vodka and sunny d

>>8146670
i gotta try dis shti

>>8146377
ginger ale and brandy

you can get a fine bottle of paul masson vsop for around $12 and a 2 liter of gingelr for a buck or less

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>>8146381
>water and lead

>>8146377
Navy strength rum and water. Lemon juice optional.

Sherry and ginger beer

>>8146377
purple drank (using stolen ingredients)
malt liquor
"prison wine"

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>>8146992
Don't forget the egg white

>>8146377
md 20 20 mixed with more md 20 20

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gin and lime juice

You have some lime juice in your fridge? add about a tablespoon worth to a few fingers worth of gin, maybe over a couple of ice cubes. if you wanna make it look fancy you can add a lime slice to it.

it's called a gimlet

>>8146387

Or for "colored" people as I've come to call them. I hate them so fucking much.

>>8148195
kill yourself

>>8148197

t. liberal apologist

my preferred drink is $11 a handle vodka and lemon iced tea

pineapple amsterdam and green big shot

>>8146922
story?

never understood the appeal of strong drinks...

>>8146377
Gin and tonic. Don't cheap out on the tonic but use whatever gin you want.

>>8146922
Was it when you lost all your life essence.

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>>8148197

>>8146670
I've heard about this stuff. Is it any good?

>>8148818
epic

>>8146377
G&T
Screwdriver
Four Loko + >>8146384 (Sidewalk Slam)
>>8146384 Alone (Malt Liqour)

Add vodka to anything to cover the taste, instant cocktail.

>>8146377
Cheap beer and tears
Popov vodka and whatever sugar water is on sale

>>8146377
Screwdriver

Just buy a large cheap bottle of wodka and one of those orange juice jerrycans.

>>8146377
Fake curacao (has to be the fake stuff) and real orange juice.
Looks like ass, tastes like sex

>>8150685
but in a good way

>>8146377
Cheap vodka and power aid. The WalMart by me currently has power aid for $0.68.
You can get fucked up on $3 while replenishing your electrolytes.

>>8148095
Gimlets have sugar in them

White wine with sprite or red wine with coke.

>>8147106
Splash some orange juice up on top of that and you've got yourself a pretty tasty little treat there.

Temazepam and buckfast.
The weejies favourite.

>>8151580
Alternatively, Buckfast and Redbull.
Caffeine overload.