The great debate

>>8142638
What debate?

Well it sure ain't mayonnaise

Nobody actually prefers right do they?
>top fries have too much ketchup
>bottom fries too little
>gets ketchup on your hands
>fries become soggy if they sit in ketchup too long

>>8142640
Ketchup on the side vs on it?

>>8142638
>fries get soggy
Right is for people who are so mentally stunted, they can't even think four minutes in the future

>>8142638
Steak fries are such shit.
Ketchup on the side is better as well, though I have eaten fries both ways before.

Am I the only one who mixes mayonnaise and ketchup together?

>>8142660

entire countries do that you ignorant fuck

>>8142660
>what is Marie Rose sauce?
Bless you, sweet child.

Am I the only one who doesn't use ketchup at all, just mayo and fries?

>>8142664
>>8142663
Cool. Just making sure I'm not alone in this world.

>>8142665
I do that too. I love Mayo [spoiler]I'm also, unironically black[/spoiler]

>>8142655

I wouldn't even complain about that, it's the fact that only the top 5 fries get ketchup and after that you having nothing to dip with

>>8142647
Straight vs crinkle cut

>sauce in a separate dipping container
applebees, olive garden, mcdonalds. A clear representation of poor quality food.

>sauce displayed artfully as part of the dish
haute cuisine. practiced by all the top chefs in the world


If you prefer left to right you're a poor knuckledragger

>>8142717
I know you're trolling, but even high end cuisine involves dipping sauces on the side. They just use a big plate and put on the side instead of in a container.

right is better left takes to much thinking rather just dunk my hand right in and get the good stuff

>>8142726
t. poor knuckledragger

on the side of course. theres nothing like starting with a chunk of 'dry' fries, and then slowly introducing the 'tsup as you go along. plus, who wants chup on their fingers...

>>8142659
even perfectly crispy and fluffy on the inside steak fries are shit? how can that be, its just a larger fry

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>>8142755
>left takes to much thinking

>>8142755
This is intended to be humorous, right?

>>8142817
na not really like ur sitting there watching tv do u want to dip or do u want to grab?

>>8142846
You're going to get ketchup on the remote.

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>waaaah mommy the sauce is already spread! It's touching everything! I want in in a little plastic cup like when I get my nuggies!

>>8142879
That's all I read, too. People that eat anyplace other than the dining room/kitchen table are fucking heathens.

>>8142914
autism

>>8142717
>"poor" quality food
>filling, cheap, unpretentious
>haute cuisine
>expensive, unfilling, pretentious, you end regretting wasting your money on big plates of nothing, if there's even a plate involved

>>8142638
Both, I apply thin lines of ketchup over the fries and a nice generous puddle on the side.

>>8142948
You're right. You should just eat chicken tendies and watch the Avengers all day.

Am I the only person who doesn't like to eat their fries with ketchup?

Fries with mustard. Thoughts?

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>>8142948

>>8142640
crinkle or hetero fries.

>>8143076
This. The problem with just putting a blob on the side is that you usually end up having to squeeze out more ketchup later on. Putting some ketchup on top as well is just a good time saving technique.

>soggy fries
it's a fucking deep fried/baked potato. It's already soft as fuck.

>too much on the top
That's why you still put some on the side. Worst case, you add more on top once the first layer is gone. No different then when your pile of sauce runs out and you still have half your fries left.

>>8143780
There's a place for your kind. Hint: they really want to separate and can't stand being told they taste like chicken.

>>8143826
Terrible. Just put plain old vinegar on them instead, with some salt and black pep.

>>8142638
There is no debate. Ketchup doesn't belong on any food if you're over 8 years old

>>8144549
>french/freedom fries
>food
It's junk "food".

>>8142638
left for ketchup
neither for fries themselves, potato wedges motherfucker

>>8144542
>>soggy fries
>it's a fucking deep fried/baked potato. It's already soft as fuck.


>never had crispy fries

hahahahahahaha, faggot.

>>8142638
i like how the fries are wearing a party hat

>>8144565
>crispy fries
I think you mean overcooked/burnt fires, but to each his own.

>>8144574
upvoted!

>>8143076
an actual ketchup dish like in your pic > on top > pooled to side of plate without a separate dish/cup

>>8144603
If it's wrong to enjoy burnt fires then I don't want to know what's right.

Ketchup fucking sucks anyways so they are both wrong

>>8142638
Since I'm not barbaric and don't touch wet condiments with my fingers, LEFT.

>>8142665
I'm allergic to tomatoes, so I do this
my favorite dipping sauce is tahini sauce/hummus though

>>8142638
Dip it you piece of shit!

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>>8142638
Plain yellow mustard

in a separate dipping bowl with the ketchup mixed with vinegar and salt.

>>8142638
I eat them with a fork anyway so I do it the way on the right
you need a variety. some plain fries, some slathered, some with just a little on it. people who dip seem to need a constant ketchup coating, like they don't enjoy french fries

>>8142638
>Both choices have ketchup
I refuse to pick.

>>8142914
do people actually think ketchup is supposed to go on things?
its obviously only there so you can clean the pennies from your change.

>>8142638
On the side so I can ignore it.

kewpie mayo muthafuckas

>>8145424
>manchild detected

>>8142638
There is nothing great or debate about it dipping is the only way unless you really like soggy fries and too much ketchup on one fry.

>>8142660
fuck ketchup, mayo all the way

2016
Eating fucking chips