Italians invented it, Americans made it better.

Americans take things from other cultures, and improve them.
We do it to everything. "Authentic" means obsolete. Thank us for fixing your mistakes.

more like Americans invented and perfected it while Italians created a fake-authentic version that can be made super cheaply to sell to tourists and now hipsters in America

>>8124062
>>8124065
American arrogance. Love it.
You are tasteless fat fucks and you know it.
The only thing you've ever accomplished is, putting more fat and cheese into something.

>>8124077
>typical mad europoor
Don't be upset, you still have the upper hand in kebabs.

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>>8124077
italian """""pizza""""" was flat bread with tomato and cheese. america made it into the pizza that the rest of the world knows and loves

What we do in America is take whatever foods reach our shores and to our best to turn them into something that resembles a cheeseburger. If you really love cheeseburgers you'll consider that an improvement. Otherwise you won't.

>>8124077
Someone is butthurt that their 500 year old recipe was modernized and improved by nearly all metrics?
"Time should stand still and nothing should change! EVER!"
Do you really think your ancient people got it right the first time? Say that with a straight face, in front of a peer review panel. Go ahead.
You faggots need to stop insisting that your SHIT recipes from hundreds of years ago "nailed it". They clearly have not.

>>8124077
>putting more fat and cheese into something.
Thats literally how you make things taste better

>>8124118
Taste better to fatasses who do not understand restraint.

>>8124120
tastes better to individuals with human genes. We literally evolved to consider that shit tasty

Tomatoes came from the Americas. Where would "Italian" cuisine be without it?

>>8124128

checkmate wops

>>8124127
If you're a four year old. Part of developing a sense of taste is gaining an appreciation for more complex and varied flavors. Otherwise you may as well just eat lard with salt and sugar.

>>8124139
complex and varied are in no way mutually exclusive to fatty
you are just saying random shit with no connect to the previous argument

>>8124097
So Bob and Joe invented the classics Capricciosa, Quattro stagioni and Diavolo?

>>8124165

>shit that was invented after american pizza

>>8124147
My point is that making foods fattier does not make them better. There are aesthetic balances in traditional foods and a sense of restraint that goes right out the window when they become Americanized. Like I said earlier, they get cheeseburgerized. If your aesthetics lean that way you'll consider that an improvement. But not everyone thinks that way.

This has not always been the case. It's a 20th Century American thing.

>>8124180
>My point is that making foods fattier does not make them better.
Your point is objectively wrong. Adding cheese to shit makes them taste better because cheese is full of fat, salt and glutamate, things we evolved to perceive as delicious
>There are aesthetic balances in traditional foods
being too poor to afford good shit is not an aesthetic choice. Traditional people ate terrible shit because thats all they had, they could have nice cheese and rich meat in all of their meals, its not because they thought it was cool to not incorporate the best ingredients into their meals

>>8124139
Doesn't matter your taste, your brain is hardwired to find fat and salt delicious.

It's evolution and shit brah.

i hate the italians, i hope the "refugees" destroy them next after they're done with germany

>>8124139
Go stick a kebab up your boy pussy, your europoor ass has gotten blown the fuck out of this thread. Fucking homo.

>>8124180
>thinking it's only one country

Look at all the stuff that gets put on hotdogs elsewhere and not many Burgers really care. The lone exception seems to be Shitcago but who cares about what those losers think.

>>8124194
By that logic everyone would like McDonald's, and that's very much not the case.
>>8124202
I love how defensive garbage eaters get about their diets. And I'm American, just lucky enough to live where I never have to resort to eating bad pizza.

>>8124216
>By that logic everyone would like McDonald's, and that's very much not the case
McDoubles objectively taste good, if you don't like them its only because you don't think it is cool to like them

>>8124222
It's funny that you believe this. I've been across the country several times. My experience has been that in places where overkill and excess are highly valued the food itself tends to be awful. But people happy eating awful food on a daily basis have a great deal of trouble with the idea that better food exists, and they think it's a scam to make them look stupid while bilking money from rich people. Fortunately not all of the country is like this.

>>8124243
You seem to be confused as to what we are talking about. No one is saying the McDonalds is awesome, or that anyone should ever going there, simply that you are lying if you say a McDouble doesn't even taste good

>>8124059
>Italians invented it, Americans made it better
ehh, im not saying our pizza is bad, but there is good quality in the original recipes. when in season and i can bag a few, i use this old american recipe for doing my birds. old recipes can be good too. that being said, i dont mind a, and im sorry for saying this, artisan flatbread with some oddball ingredients. i just think americans, in the better areas of the country, are willing to experiment more.

>>8124247
>you are lying if you say a McDouble doesn't even taste good
The first bite tastes good, and it gets progressively more disgusting with each bite. Unless you eat it very quickly it will not taste good at all by the end.

>Homer invented it
>john green perfected it

This is how impossibly retarded you faggots sound

>>8124059

> Americans made it better

not the case with any cuisine ever.

Accept for maybe burgers and sandwiches. I'd say the best of those are here in the USA.

>>8124254
>Unless you eat it very quickly it will not taste good at all by the end.
um, they are pretty small, its not like it takes more than a minute or two to eat

>>8124191
Not really. There's an upper limit. And the pizza you're praising uses low quality, shelf stable ingredients. I don't even hink of this as American vs Italian because my ideal pizza is not quite traditional and has been served in the states for a long time..

But generic American pizza sauce is fucking awful. So is the cheese and the meat.

You really can't compare smooth tomato sauce made in house to that dried out sort of chunky poorly seasoned canned stuff you get on most pizzas here. Nor can you compare the cheese to fresh slices of mozzarella. And the crust..ugh. Putting more of a shitty ingredient on something doesn't make it better. I'll eat regular pizza but I would always rather have a pizza with a proper crust, with fresher ingredients, cooked in a better oven.

To be clear these "traditional" pizzas are not really much less fatty and salty proportionally, there is just less pizza volume altogether.

>>8124333
>Not really. There's an upper limit
I like eating cheese on its own, so I don't believe that

>>8124346
OK, but wouldn't you rather eat a ball of fresh mozzarella on its own than string cheese or the shredded crap that comes in a bag full of sawdust?

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>>8124265

literally the case with every cuisine you unpatriotic fuck. try eating real Chinese food compared to it's westernized counterpart. it's fucking disgusting. anyone with any skill left their shithole of a home country for america and perfected their craft here. the euros alive today still living in europe are the decedents of cowards and losers who were too scared to cross the Atlantic and instead stayed peasants.

>>8124355
95% of chink food is horrible poverty tier or snobby offal but that remaining 5% is leagues better than "chicken battered and covered in bright red syrup" american chinese.

>>8124354
>but wouldn't you rather eat a ball of fresh mozzarella on its own than string cheese
eh, they are about equal. I don't feel strongly on the issue. But I would much rather have a pizza with a decent amount of cheese than a hipster 'authentic' one with like 3 little balls on it

>>8124120
>Implying using fat and dairy products make one fat.
God these containment boards are awful

>>8124059
Suicide

chinese invented it, italians adopted it after marco polo brought it back, americans just loaded it up

>>8124416
People wouldn't even know what the fuck pizza was without America

Italians may have been putting shit on top of flat bread, but it wasn't pizza until America

>>8124059
yeah, pretty much

We're America... it's what we do.

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>>8124059
>Americans made it better
This is a thread I can get behind.
Props to Chicago for making something that causes so many tears.

>>8124420
Italian pizza is a part of a line-up of various low income dishes. Bread is cheap and they didn't have money to get a lot of ingredients so they made due. Along the line, this bred their arrogance about "authentic", burnt bread and tasteless cheese.

>>8124420
this.

>>8124358
Name five.

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Germans invented, Americans made it better

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>>8124059
>Italians invented it
Hardly.
They put tomato and garnish on a shitty quesadilla.

>Americans made it pizza
This is correct.

>>8124517
>Props to Chicago for making something that causes so many tears.
This is undeniable.
I don't know about you, but vomiting makes me cry.

>>8124059
>made it better

yeah, right

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>>8124853
>yeah, right
That is a factually accurate statement.

>>8124827
How many of the memers have even tried proper Chicago pizza (from Lou's, Pizzeria Uno, etc)?.

Rhetorical question obviously since the answer is none.

>>8124128
Also. Potatoes came from peru. Where would mick cuisine be without potato?

>>8124875
Chicago is just too close to casserole or lasagna for me. I hate both.
Both make me vomit.

>>8124890
That's too bad

>>8124875
>proper Chicago pizza
>Lou Malnati
>Uno
>proper
>proper
This triggers me so much I think I've attained godhood.
Those places are absolute ass, Giordano's is better than them and Giordano's is tourist garbage.
Local is where it's at. J.B. Alberto's and Pete's are excellent ones.

>>8124062
>Americans take things from other cultures, and improve them.
Take cheese as an example.
You're welcome

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>>8124922
Pizzeria Uno literally invented the dish. If they're not 'proper' then no one is. And we're talking about the actual Pizzeria Uno here, not Uno, the chain.
>Giordano's is better
Opinion discarded. Giordano's is actually the sort of cheese slop people falsely characterize all Chicago pizza as being, not to mention the bready dominoes-tier crust. You have no idea what you're talking about.

>>8124984
>not to mention the bready dominoes-tier crust
domino's has the best crust in the game...
Your opinion is discarded.

>>8124984
>Pizzeria Uno literally invented the dish. If they're not 'proper' then no one is.
So you're making the argument that authentic is superior and thus Chicago stuffed is a casserole.
You can't even help adopting someone elses opinion.

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>>8124112
but it isnt ancient. One of the staples of Italian cooking is the tomato.

The tomato is from the New World -- and they didnt eat them right away. Everyone thought they were poisonous because the tomato is from the family of the nightshade.

It wasnt until bums/beggars who had nothing else to eat chomped on them and didnt die that people began to consider them food.

So, Italians and their tomato dishes aren't as old as some people want you to believe.

>>8124059
the original pizza was Greek and called Plakous and Italians put tomato on it and made it better

>>8125167
Idunno faggot. I dont know what you and him are talking about. and I've seen unos pie and it is indeed shit, but >>8124984
this picture is perfect and I would demolish it. would be even better with real toppings like feta anchovies etc but hay shitty pep is acceptable. it's american cheese on burger tier, are you really going to complain?

the pie, the pan, and the bread, all look decently proportioned. It's obviously not a cassarole depicted. though you'd be hard pressed to find something like that in chicago.

>>8125182
the idea of pizza being ancient is that it's basically focaccia

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>>8124059

>Greek flatbread pastry with toppings

>invented by Italians

>>8125186
just putting shit on flatbread doesn't mean they invented pizza

>>8125208
>putting shit on flatbread
that what a pizza is

>>8124065
this desu

pizza didn't exist until the new world

>>8125212
Pizza is more specific than that

>>8125188
>Idunno faggot.
Shit argument if you have to resort to ad hominems. Accept Uno and Lou are shit and that you are a parrot.

>>8125212
Pizza is different, the dough and toppings are baked together.

>>8125214
You could say that Pizza didnt exist without Mexico.

So, Mexicans invented pizza

>>8125226
>>8125233
the only difference from that ancient pizza with modern is the addition of tomatoes or tomato sauce which didn't exist until they brought tomatoes from new world. It was basically a white pizza

>>8125208
>just putting shit on flatbread doesn't mean they invented pizza
Why not, if the italians get to do it, why shouldn't the greeks?

>>8125188
That picture is proper, authentic Chicago pizza. Thin, crispy, buttery crust, a sensible amount of cheese, mostly sauce and toppings.

>>8124112
>Do you really think your ancient people got it right the first time? Say that with a straight face, in front of a peer review panel. Go ahead.

Just like your constitution Burgerclap

>>8124191

>adding cheese to ice cream makes it taste better
>adding salt to ice cream makes it taste better
>adding lard to ice cream makes it taste better

>adding cheese to sushi makes it taste better
>adding cheese to fruit makes them taste better
>adding cheese to sturgeon caviar makes it taste better

[slow, Americanized burger clap]

>>8124097
exactly. That shit on the other side of the atlantic looks pathetic. And now it's trying to make a "comeback" in hipster areas in california and the northwest.

It's fucking sauce on a cracker, often with not enough cheese or anything on it. They can fuck right off with that shit

>>8126356

>adding cheese to sushi makes it taste better

no

>thread starts with a handful autistic burgers jerking each other off
>evolves into an actual discussion over the origin of pizza

Love you, /ck/. Never give in to shitposters, fast food shills and memelords.

>>8126364

Read the post he quoted.....

The only objection I have to this argument is that the improvement of pizza was a North American thing, not just an American thing. Toronto and Montreal were just as important as New York in the evolution of pizza.

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>>8124085
Why should I be mad. I have like 4 turkish pizza joints within walking distance from my home.

I think we as a whole nation tend to destroy foods. Our pizza just seems to be over the top with cheese and grease and toppings. I even see adults who don't eat crust so why not just melt a pound of cheese in a dish with pepperoni and peppers and mushrooms mixed in it and eat it with spoons. It's basically the same thing as Americanized pizza. We take normal hamburgers which really aren't that unhealthy then put a ton of cheese, sauces, bacon, this that all over it until it's so large you have to mash it down to fit it into your mouth. Even donuts are hamburger buns. Popcorn can be a healthy snack but nope. A two gallon tub of it coated and dripping in butter and salt isn't. Adding sugar to bacon and sausage and HFCS to just about everything. We can't enjoy simple things like banana or lime milk or rose flavored frozen yogurt. It has to be super sugary candy filled, syrup drizzled, swirled up stuff. We don't make things better. We destroy them with the same flavors over and over and over. This is bland. ADD SALT OR SUGAR YOU WILL LIKE IT. I don't get it.

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Retards.

>>8124872
THAT ONE ABOVE ISN'T EVEN FUCKING PIZZA HOLY SHIT I KNEW THIS WAS A BAIT THREAD BUT THIS TAKES ALL THE FUCKING CAKE!
EVERYONE GO DIE IN A FIRE OR SOME SHIT YOU DAMN FUCKHEADS

>>8124118
If it's nothing more than that, how can you be proud of it?

>>8124059
>Italians invented pizza
/ck/ confirmed for most retarded board.

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>this triggers the italian

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>>8124077
Well, if the King wasnt such a fucking DICK, then it would be called English style pizza.

>>8124059
Too much cheese. Too thick crust.

>>8126500
>eats pizza with a knife and fork
wot

>>8126731
>pizza
>image is cheese garlic bread

American Pizza recipe:
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

I hope this explains it. Thread closed.

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>>8126502
>implying italian pizza isn't just a quesadilla with tomato and garnish
wew lad

>>8126364
The other anon is just butthurt

>>8124354
>wouldn't you rather eat a ball of fresh mozzarella on its own than string cheese
No.

>shredded crap that comes in a bag
Costco cheese mix is 10/10.

>>8124354
>fresh mozzarella
BLAND
GARBAGE
It has nice texture but it's just a waste of space.

>>8124535
Orange chicken
General tao's chicken
Kung pow chicken
Sweet and sour chicken
Beef and brocoli

oh wait...

>>8127160
>Kung pow chicken
God damn I wanna order some right now.

>>8124085
And pretty much everything except for soul food and BBQ desu

>>8124872
little Caesars crazy bread is some top notch shit food

>>8124517
thiccccccccc

Why can't I find a comparison list of the American-Chinese dishes based off their original Chinese dish?

>>8127858
>chinese
>original
You're about 1600 years too late.

>>8124059

Made it better and cut your lifespan in half! I will make a bread coffin for you.

>>8124371
>/ck/ is a containment board

Utter retard

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Romans did it right. It has been in decline ever since.

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They finally perfected deep dish.
They turned what was pizza casserole into an actually deep dished pizza.

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>>8126614
This shit triggers everyone, desu. There's so much grease in this pizza you could drown people in it.

Speaking of 'za...

How does one make a cast iron pan pizza?
Thinking of investing in a 15" specifically for them.

>>8126614

Surprise, that pizza was made by a pollack immigrant and not an American.

>>8129610
>triggers everyone
>grease
Stay the fuck away from pizza if you think grease is a problem. The problem with that dumbass's pizza is that the cheese slides off, even without being bitten into.

>>8124059
it really depends on what you want. I've found italian pizza to be lighter and a bit more fresh(less greasy) but in terms of flavor american pizzas are more intense and are a bit more of whole meal. from ny but I prefer chicago desu

>>8124222
You aren't serious.

Not sure I can think of an american food that wasn't an improvement over the european original

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>eating pizza outside of Sweden

it's like you hate your tastebuds. A pizza menu with less than 30 different variances is not worth reading.

>>8124059
ITT I discover that US dwellers are not ashamed that their national cuisine consists of foods apparently designed by children

Excess Fat in everything
Salt on everything
Cheese on everything
Sugar in my drink and hamburger buns please
Bacon and cheese on my salad please

Enjoy being the fattest nation in history

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>>8130669
>Excess Fat in everything

>>8130652
>Muslims
>Making good pizza

Pick one

desu nothing is better than a margherita pizza with fresh ingredients.

>>8130717
>Went to a little pizza joint across the road from my old place
>Ran by two Muslim dudes
>Pizza was cheap, decided I should give it a go
>Tasted fucking disgusting, pretty sure the biggest issue was the cheese they used
>Eventually moved
>A new pizza joint opened up nearby
>It was run by I'm guessing a Muslim couple
>It closed down in like 3 months
Do Muslims really not know how to make pizza?

>>8126500
What is it?

>>8130765
>go to arab pizza place
>it's new and the closest place I can afford to grab a slice
>one my way out
>"Hey!"
>turn back to cashier
>"Tell your friends"
I remember thinking it tasted like Sbarro's, which I love. They closed down not long after.

>>8130765
>>8130717
You guys should suck each other off.

>>8130831
You should go return to reddit

>>8130831
Bro I'm just asking.

>>8130831
Did some one say sucking dick?

>>8130815
Did you tell your friends?

>>8131038
Yes. They don't like Sbarro's.

>>8130669
>Enjoy being the fattest nation in history
Actually the UK just passed the USA up for being fatter

>>8131070
A simple Google search reveals that you are indeed full of shit.

>>8131081
You're right. They passed up my state, not the entire nation. God damn the south is fat.

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Mama Mia!

it's true
italians use a tiny amount of cheese and throw in some basil and call it a pizza. wtf is that shit? pepperoni, sausage, bacon... put some fucking meat on it

>>8133204
(you)
Now kys

Sometimes i wonder if /int/ hates America anywhere near as much as /ck/ does.

>>8133291
Seeing as /int/ is full of chair fetishists (marxists), I would say that cu/ck/s hate america less.

If you find someone who claims that america/her food are trash, it's almost certainly someone motivated gaining an artificial sense of superiority.

>>8133351
Why can't I like both American and Italian style pizza? Is this a test?

>>8133356
You can, you just can't like america and dislike american pizza because it's american.

>>8124059

>>8127144
>>8127159

this is the most plebeian posts on 4chan right now

>>8130717

this. muslims are shit-tier at making pizza.

>>8130613

>American """""""Pasta Sauce""""""" in comparison to Ragout Bolognese or Salsa Genovese

Only the worst of plebeians would accept this as an improvement.

>American """"""""""Pizza""""""""""" over Rocket Salad, chunky grated Parmesan Cheese and thinly sliced Proscioutto

You want some """""""cheese""""""" in your crust, too, you subhuman?

>American """""""""Bread""""""""" over a German artisan Dark Rye Crust or a proper Baguette

do you nigger even have anything that isn't basically wheat toast? lmao

stay deluded Amerifat

>>8133351

I love "American" food. I mean technically a Hamburger is still German, but no hard feelings. Americans have perfected the art of Burger making, I don't care for authenticity. I love Cajun cuisine, I even like fatty and overly sweet American staples...

...But saying that American Pizza is actually better than Italian or Sicilian, or saying that American Spaghetti-Os are better than proper Pasta, or saying that store bought Craft Cheese is somehow better than aged Irish Cheddar is bumfuck retarded.

If you ever wanted to know why people hate America, that's why. It's not American cuisine, which is often great, it's the sheer amount of fucking delusion that is only matched by North Korea.

>>8133424
>I mean technically a Hamburger is still German
Personally, I don't buy into the hamburg meme. They definitely get credit for the hamburg steak, but not hamburgers.

>But saying that American Pizza is actually better than Italian or Sicilian
It is.

>saying that American Spaghetti-Os are better than proper Pasta
You should have compared american spaghetti to italian, this comparison is more than a bit biased.
(just my opinion but aldente memeing is just an excuse that was created for conserving fuel.)


>that store bought Craft Cheese is somehow better than aged Irish Cheddar
It is, taste suffers heavily from diminishing marginal utility. Kraft cheese is the most popular/valued cheese because it's taste and price are exactly what the people want. Beyond the point of 'this tastes good, I like this', only fools and those with a skewed sense the value of money pay twice as much (or more) for two times better taste.


>it's the sheer amount of fucking delusion that is only matched by North Korea.
Why would you ever pay absurdly more money for a mild/neglible increase in taste/flavor?
Money represents value for a reason.
No single burger, pizza, steak, cheese, etc is worth a tank of gas to a reasonable person.
Some number/amount of burgers, pizzas, steaks, cheese, etc is worth a tank of gas to a reasonable person.

If it tastes good, people typically aren't willing to pay too much more for something that tastes great.

>>8133414
t. Gino Spaghettio

>>8133351
>it's almost certainly someone motivated by gaining an artificial sense of superiority.

Oh, hey I think I see what you mean. Ex: >>8133414

>>8124059
actually americans made it worse.
/thread

>>8133485
Fucking spaniards and their quesadillas... Will they ever learn?

Just stop being salty about losing the last 2-5 wars against us.

>>8124059
>>8124062
>>8124065
>>8124085
>>8124097
>>8124112
>>8124118
>>8124128
>>8124137
>>8124194
etc etc

ITT Dirty fat tastless sharters who have no clue about quality over quantity. I'm glad you're all getting diabetes.

>>8133424
>American Spaghetti-Os are better than proper Pasta
What ass-backwards village do you come from, bumpkin?

>>8133573
>barely able to taste it is quality
>subtle multiple flavors are better than a refined strong flavor

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Rambambadaloodam
'Em 'Yorkers eat it with 'cha.
But Chi'ago had 'eh right idea.
For 'ey invented 'GO 'ZA.

>>8124120
But restraint means you want more and are holding back, how the fuck can restraint make something taste worse?

>>8125188
Do you mean uno's like the chain or unos like Pizzeria Uno (and Due) downtown? Cause no one disputes the chain is garbage.

>>8126356
Salt to icecream can work with the right flavor profile though. Only a small amount, of course.

>>8133603
>how the fuck can restraint make something taste worse?

It can't. The point is that the same type of person who cannot exercise restraint is the type of person that the food tastes good to.

The lack of restraint isn't what causes things to taste differently. It's a correlation, not causality.

>>8133626
But if they're only correlated and not causally related, why bring it up? That means that it is hypothetically possible to have great restraint and still love the food.

>>8133653
I didn't bring it up. I was just clarifying some confusion I saw.

>>That means that it is hypothetically possible to have great restraint and still love the food.
Correct.

>>8124062
>>8124077
America is a melting pot, of course most of our cuisine originated from our immigrants. There are things that are uniquely American like buffalo wings.

Lets not forget pasta though.
>chinese invented it
>italians perfected it

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>>8124059
Are you talking about Fascism?

>>8124062
This is what good bait looks like.

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>>8133747
This is what good pizza looks like

>>8124180
A E S T H E T I C
P I Z Z A

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>>8133761

>>8133757
Crust is a little too thick but adequate.

>>8133757

>>8124077
while every country in the world imports our culture, we don't even get a hint of yours. except when we make it better, of course.

>>8133838
>while every country in the world imports our culture, we don't even get a hint of yours.
Now now, that's not entirely true.
80's edgy cars look bitchin and are italian inspired.

>except when we make it better, of course.
Oh, never mind. He has a point with this.

>>8133584
>multiple
Except that the only pizza you shartasses only talk about is "muh pepperoni and cheese" >>8133757

>>8133838
>while every country in the world imports our culture
Americans are always so deluded about this. Your culture is only really influentian in like Canada.

>>8134991
>dumbass yuro can't even english

So The first California pizza kitchen in Australia is opening near me today which pizza should i order

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Chinese invented it

Americans made it better

>>8124059
>Take a beautiful, simple to make dish which tastes great and has fantastic balance of ingredients
>Add shitty cheese and grease
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""Improved""""""""""""""""

>>8135714
Standard procedure for AmericaCorp is to steal an idea, find a way to reconstruct it using the cheapest ingredients necessary to make it profitable, then utilize cheap foreign labor to make it even more profitable, sell it to the brainwashed masses in their own country, and finally use the number of sales (profitability) as a measure of that product's success.
Then they unironically claim to have a better quality of life than the rest of the world.
The American dream.

>>8135714
>lauding garlic bread
Burnt bread, thin sauce, flavorless cheese. It's poor people food; the Italian equivalent of chitterlings.
>>8135753
Jesus christ.

>>8135762
>Jesus Christ
Sorry. It's that time of the month when things get salty. I'll leave now.

>>8135753
>Standard procedure for AmericaCorp is to steal an idea
You can't steal a food idea unless it's an engineered product.
Also run, don't walk, to the patent office. Oh wait, you can't patent food, only processes and technology.

>find a way to reconstruct it using the cheapest ingredients necessary to make it profitable
Why are you surprised that food companies don't sell food at a loss?

>then utilize cheap foreign labor to make it even more profitable
Unless you are talking about region locked foreign ingredients like cocoa, you're full of shit.
If your talking about spics, we can replace them all with automation in under 2 years. Even labor intensive things like grapes are already able to be automated for equivalent or less cost. The incentive is just relatively low. So your attempt at virtue signaling is still retarded...

>sell it to the brainwashed masses in their own country,
I never knew that my hunger was due to brainwashing, can you speak to dolphins as well?

>use the number of sales (profitability) as a measure of that product's success.
Processed food is not an inelastic good. I suspected that you were a shitposter, but you are confirmed for a european.

>Then they unironically claim to have a better quality of life than the rest of the world.
We do. Personal responsibility does wonders, you should try it some time. Just take the tit out of your mouth.


>The American dream.
Whatever the fuck I want. It's up to me to decide what I want and to make it happen.
For me it's 5-10k acres, aviary filled with eating birds, 5 axis cnc mill, 4 axis cnc lathe, go-kart, and 3-7 kids.

>>8133757

looks like some cheap mozzarella and pepperoni on a slice of shitty sandwich bread honestly

>>8135861
Silly italian, a quesadilla with tomato isn't a pizza.

>>8130831
I think you are on the wrong website cuck.

>>8130717
This guy gets it.

>>8124059
Wrong
America take food and make it unhealthy to sell it easily
The only thing that America can cook very good it's fried potato

>>8124059
Who say this just hasn't tasted yet the true Italian food
We're poor but we cook better than every amerifag

>>8136743
I knew it!
The aldente meme really is just an excuse for fuel rationing.