Can I take your order, /ck/?

>Hi there, good afternoon! Would you like to try one of our Signature Apple Pie pastries today?

Uhm, no tha-

>GO HEAD WIT YA ORDA

>>8124040
Are you still serving breakfast, because if not I'm going to Sonic?

>>8124064

kek

hi can i get a large diet coke

I'll have 2 orders of fries, 2 small cokes, ummmm.... No make that one small coke and one Dr Pepper and um...
Ok, wait, so 2 fries_ *small* fries_ one small coke, one medium Dr Pepper, two cheese burgers, and do you have salad? No wait, nevermind, I don't need salad, and let's make that 2 small cokes. Oh, and another fries.

>>8124040
I'll get a quarter pounder with cheese meal with a large fry and a large root beer with easy ice. And I would like to add chicken sauce to the burger as well as a crispy chicken patty.

Small ice water please

A McDouble, a McChicken and a large fry.

>>8124040
>Dollar Menu
Don't remind me. Are you trying to hurt me.

>>8124064
my sides are in orbit

For me, I'll have the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

>>8124064

evrytim

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>>8124093
>>8124121
>a large fry

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>>8124064
>busy line at McDonalds drive-thru
>car ahead of me doesn't have room to pull forward after placing their order at the console
>inches forward a bit, re-trips motion sensor
>clerk gives their entire shpeel
>they think I'm ignoring them
>I finally pull up
>motion sensor doesn't go off again
>no response on speaker
>leave, never go back to this location

I'll take a 40 piece McNuggets and a gallon of sweet tea.

>>8124040
>order 20 nuggets
>ask for ketchup
>they put down two ketchup packets on the monitor
>asian at drive through window actually puts only two packets in
>"can I get some more ketchup?"
>she gives me two more packets
I mean, four is alright, I guess, but how could anyone put two ketchup packets in a bag and expect that to be enough

>>8124040
DOUBLE HAMBURGER. EXTRA ONION. SMALL FRY FRESH OUT THE GREASE AND A MEDIUM DR PEPPER

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For me it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

>Receive free McChicken

>>8124040
10 piece nugs, medium fries, small sprite my dude

i want a large diet coke with a large french fry NO SALT and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a large sweet tea but i want a cup of ice on the side

>>8124040
Give me a 3/4 Ponder, X+1=2 fries, and half of the standard size of Pepsi.

>>8124289
my man

>>8124040
Big Mac
No onion
No mac sauce

>>8124313
we don't sell pepsi products sir

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>>8124289
you misspelled McGriddle haha

Number 1. Add extra meat and cheese. Large with a coke. Also 1 spicy mcchicken.

Get me a big boy hold the onions with a mighty man's fry, and for my soda just give me the old standby. I'd also like a 20 hit combo on the clucker-bites, and just between you and me I'd appreciate some extra bumberton's delight if you catch my drift.

Yeah, I'll get a steak egg and cheese bagel and a cup of coffee.

>>8124040

I'll get my usual.
>5 sausage mcgriddles
>1 XL sweet tea
>a land, sea, & air burger
>5 L fries
>an apple pie

and yes, i'm from the south

>>8124040

i'll have the following:

>mcDLT
>shamrock shake
>bud lite
>40oz diet tab

thanks

>>8124186
its crazy how stingy places have gotten with their sauce packets
they have so many idgi
some even charge if you want more than one or two

sorry, wrong drive through

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I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>8124040
Bigmac Trio, replace fries for a Poutine, coke. 6 nuggets with sweet&sour sauce.

>>8124040
Spicy double lonestar stack meal, large, with a pineapple mango smoothie.
(Bring back supersized you fucking niggers)

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>>8125221
Apparently this may be a Texas exclusive.
Spicy version has a fuck ton of jalapeños added to it.

bretty gud honestly

>>8124340
These things will kill me.

>>8124340
Why the fuck have they not come out with a pumpkin spice mcgriddle yet? Seriously, are their marketing people retarded or something?

>>8124155
cool fake story.
people inside look at a camera so they know if theres someone at the drive thru window

burger, nugs and a milkshake

>No more Bacon Egg and Cheese bagels

fuck mickey d's

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>8125289
Same thing has happened to me bruh. They figured it out quickly and I had no problem with the next thing though.

>>8124040
>$6 for Big Mac meal

I think it's almost $8 now.

>>8125288
If I remember correctly, large companies like McDonald's go through long food R&D from initial idea to getting it on a national scale.

Besides, I think their CEOs of the past decade have targeted different foods over breakfast before their all day breakfast was implemented.

I mean, does the McDonald's menu have to be so damn large? How many items on it could be cut and nobody would miss it? Half?

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I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

let me get ahhh 2 double quarter ponders with cheese and big mac sauce and a large sweet tea

>>8125090
Is that Jack Scalfani?

>>8125289
>be me, going through drive thru with two lanes
>car ahead of me pulls up
>i pull up to speaker
>car in other lane pulls up to speaker and gives order
>still no response on my side
>car in other lane pulls up, car behind moves up and orders
>never go back to any mcdonalds ever again
>feelsgodman.png

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>>8125374
kek

>>8124093
Are you me?

>>8125090
You aint gettin shit nigha

Yes, may I get one cheeseburger plain, a side of apple slices instead of fries and a small water please. Thank you.

8 McDoubles, just cheese and ketchup.

Yes, that's all.

No, I don't want fries or a drink.

>>8126749
they are busy fucking each other and not making food and a few lost customers isn't as great as their orgasms

>>8124121
Are you me? Either that for me or a big mac meal.

Or a McGriddle for breakfast.

>>8126743
Are you an 8 foot tall toddler?

>>8126825
I usually head to Wendys. Baconator, spicy chicken sandwich, and a baconator fry and a frosty. Meal of kings.

>>8124075
So that's 2 small fries and 2 small cokes. Will you be eating all that yourself today, sir?

>>8126853
>Baconator, spicy chicken sandwich, and a baconator fry and a frosty.
Jesus christ, dude.

>>8126847
No, i'm incredibly poor and if I have to go to McDonalds i'm going for maximum calories per cent.

Also I don't like McDonald's Mustard, raw onions on burgers, or pickles in general.

>>8126895
Found the Yuropoor/Numale. We're here to get big.

>>8124064
I don't get it.

>>8127336

the greeting is prerecorded by a respectable white person. the actual person taking your order is a ghetto google

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>>8124040
i'll take an alcohol poisoning to go please.
I'll take fries with that yes

>>8125090
Straight up Busta

This make me want McDonalds and a lot of it too

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>>8124064

My mom hated drive throughs when I was a kid because our orders would always get fucked up.

I didn't realize it until years later, she was that person who would make insanely specific requests on each item so that they had to be made fresh. I bet the BK people hated us.

>>8125090
All you had to do was follow the damn train.

>>8127865
Well, at least at the Wendy's I worked at in HS, we made all the sandwiches at time of order. Fries or nuggets were already cooked, so sometimes people would ask for no salt fries with some salt packets. Didn't really bug me. I would usually be told when I was getting a break 5-10 minutes before. So, I'd always make myself a small fresh order for break. That's when we got those new sauces for chicken nuggets and strips like chipotle, sweet chili and all that. Feel bad for fast food kiddos that only get a 10% discount on their lunch.

Arch Deluxe meal supersized with a coke


Oh wait...

Let me get two plain double quarter pounders with cheese, medium fries, and a medium Powerade please

>>8124040
>don't really eat fast food
>if i do, just get chicken strips
>both mcdolans and wendys get rid of their tendies at the same time
thank god for bojangles

>>8124040
Man fuck McDonalds they gave me soupy oatmeal and lava coffee two years ago and I havent been back since

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Can I get the hamburger, add cheese please?
>" you mean the cheeseburger "
No i want a hamburger add cheese
>sees they still punch it in as cheeseburger even tho it's cheaper if I make it hamburger and add slice of cheese
Can I speak to your manager ??

>>8124066
mcdonalds breakfast made me puke up yellow wobbly shit just before i had a flight to new york.

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In line now just ordered 10 piece nuggers and a triple cheese burger. What am I in for???

>>8128037
medium powerade? they sell powerade in the cups they sell coke in there?

>>8128383
Wew lads. These nuggets smell like hot dick, worse than burger king. I got buffalo sauce though and the sauce is somehow delicious. It's....buttery?

I'll take one Tyler1 special, please.

>>8125289
It legitimately happened, including my own autism and never going back to that particular McDonalds.

>>8125289
I work at mcdonalds ya goof and ive seen this happen

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>>8128708
>i work at mcdonalds

>>8124040
i will have 1 of your finest big macs please but hold the pickles

>>8127336
the first part is a recording, only googles and spics work at mcdonalds

>>8124331
>big mac
>no sauce

literally why?

>>8128363
WHY ARE YOU BEING SO DIFFICULT

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>>8124075
>>8126884
u got the order wrong, heres the correct answer, sry for the doodles

>>8128363
I actually hope you die

>>8124040
Steak, egg, and cheese bagel combo with a large coke.

>>8128457
Yes

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an den...?

>>8124064
Both to save the employee's time and to prevent the nigger behind the drive-through counter from fucking it up, these messages are pre-recorded and play automatically.

At least here in the states.

>>8124040
Guys, I fucked a sausage burrito yesterday and I'm filled with an almost suicidal regret.
I can't become a wizard now.

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>>8124155
>go to Sonic
>be tallfag
>bend over to talk into what i think is the microphone
>play "could you speak up i cant hear you" with the guy inside for about 30 seconds until he pokes his head outside
>"microphone is on the top!"

>>8128116
That disgusting excuse for oatmeal was also the last thing I ever ate from McDonalds, which has been at least 4 years ago now, maybe 5? It was whenever their supposed healthy shit came out, and we were on a road trip and needed a quick breakfast. Fuck it was disgusting. McDonalds is shit tier, I don't understand why so many people like it.

>>8124040
More pixels and side of get a better fucking camera

>>8124040
I could sure go for a big mac right now

pls give som nuggies

>>8130414
>expecting anything "healthy" from a fast food place to taste good
just go to ihop next time

>>8124040
I'd like a box of activated almonds and honey blasted cornflakes grilled steak with a side of organic tomato sweet and sour sauce.

>>8130524
>just go to ihop next time
Fuck that go to Waffle House and get some delicious greasy slop.

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>>8124064
Literally every time

>>8124040
Two McDoubles

>>8124040
Two Chicken McGriddles, please.

Two mcchickens, no mayo

Big Mac with Filet-O-Fish patties please.

4pc nuggets please and water

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>>8127932
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474913094949.webm

>>8124040
VANILLA CONE

>>8124040
My hangover meal is as follows.

>Sausage McMuffin, no egg, add MAYO
>Hashbrown with 3 packets of Ketchup
>Orange Juice

Thank you.

Sometimes I get the sasusage mcmuffin with extra butter on it.

>>8131173
Youre not hungover, just hungry for something that isnt beer

I'll have a large pizza, Chicago style if you please.

May I have a black iced coffee, a parfait and apple slices please?

>>8131177
i drink a lot of beer. Last night I had about 14 pints.

>>8125090
>yfw he was making such a big order as a way for stalling until the Ballas arrive.

>>8124064
My god. I know this. What the fuck, why do niggers make everything worse?

1 Double Single
whole raw onion
extra toast
medium rare
cut in half

1 Root bear float

No fucking fries

>>8131643
They don't have whole onions.

>Big N' Tasty

Two and some fries

Can I get that while riding my bike indrive thru?

>>8125229
For McDonald's that's pretty much god tier.

>get meal after ordering it
>"here you go, enjoy!"
>"you too"

Yeah, could I get two sausage muffins and a small iced coffee? Cream, no sugar or flavor.

or

Two McChickens and a large fry. Oh and ketchup and a couple of packets of mayo.

>>8130913
fuck yeah waffle house

triple hashbrowns smothered covered and peppered

>>8124154
This. I fucking hate when people say that.

>>8124040
Regular big mac meal and a sprite. Plain, simple, easy to say, delicious.

>>8128609
At least you acknowledge it's your fucking fault
All you had to say was "Hello?" and they would have helped you

>>8130414
>went to mcd's for brekkie
>didn't get a mcmuffin
>didn't get a mcgriddle
>didn't even get the fucking breakfast platter that only old people get
>they got the oatmeal
>the
>fucking
>oatmeal
You only have yourself to blame.

>>8128457
It's in the Coke freestyle machine too

Tripple cheese burger pls. No i dont want a large combo. We're not americans, stop asking.

>>8132420
>and a sprite

what did he mean by this? is he getting 2 beverages?

>>8128457
Why wouldn't they?

>>8125463
>tfw $9 maplesyrup money for a combo
Shits getting crazy

>>8124040
May I have a large fuck you OP with extra onions and ketchup

>>8124264
SOUNDS GOOD, ARE YOU ME?

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>>8131265

>>8124040
Yeah, I'll have a ten piece McNuggets, an apple pie and a medium unsweetened tea, thanks.

>>8124289
Hold up, that really works?™

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>getting anything other than a large 20 piece McNugget(tm) meal with extra BBQ sauce

You guys aren't even pretending not to have shit taste anymore.

>>8124040
End my life.

>>8124040
I dont go to Mickies anymore after I got a frozen chicken breast on my club once

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>>8124040
For me its the baconator, the best burger on the market.

>Want burger from BK but want fries from McD's
What do?

>>8124040
I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush. Maybe I have a short lunch break?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

>>8133606

Your copypasta is getting stale

>>8128866
he said nevermind on the salad idiot

>>8133593
Hello anon, go to both!

>>8127339
Why is /ck/ so rude?

>>8124040
something that makes me happy

"May I have your order?"
"Yeah, hold on a second, I'm lookin' at the menu"

"Okay"
"Ahh"
"Would you like Special Curly Fries?"
"Please don't, don't offer me anything, I'll, I'll tell you what I want"
"Okay"

"Umm, okay, you know how you have the six-piece nuggets?"
"[?]"
"Just, uhh, can you gimme just four nuggets? I'm, I'm tryin' to"
"They come in six or twelve piece, [?] want service?"
"Shut up and listen to my order"

"Take the six nuggets and throw two of them away
I'm just wantin' a four nugget thing
I'm tryin' to watch my calorie intake"
"They come in six or twelve pieces, sir"
"Put two of them up your ass
And give me four Chicken McNuggets"

"Then, can I have a Junior Western Bacon Chee?
A Junior Western Bacon Chee, I'm tryin' to watch my figure"
"Western Bacon Cheeseburger"
"A Junior Western Bacon Chee"
"Would you like that with onions?"
"No onions"
"Okay"
"Uhm"
"Junior Bacon Chee, total is 6.57"

"An' I'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich"
"Fillet of fish"
"Since that has less calories, 'cuz it's fish"
"Fillet of fish"
"Now if you could take a Coca Cola
And just go half Coca Cola, half Diet Coke
'Cuz I'm tryin' to watch my figure, tryin' to loose some of the weight"
"You want it half, half Coca Cola, half Diet Coke"

"Umm, and a small, a small chocolate shake
Because I'm tryin' to watch my figure, not a large, a small"
"It come's in medium-small or medium-large"
"Umm"
"Small chocolate shake"
"Also a small seasoned Curlies"
"Seasoned Curlies"
"Small, seasoned Curlies"
"Okay, I got the small seasoned Curlies, Western Bacon Cheeseburger
[?]"

"Okay, huh, fuck my ass, what else?
Give me, uhh, alright, Cherries Jubilee and that's it"

>>8132852
Mcdick nuggers are the absolute bottom of the barrel nuggets. They have them so that retarded children have a vehicle to move condiments into their mouths. If you are an adult the only acceptable nuggets are from Wendy's, regular or spicy.

>can I a mcchicken and also a medium big mac meal with fries and a coke?
>ok so you want a mcchicken and what else?
>a medium big mac meal with fries and a coke
>ok so a big mac meal. what to drink?
>A COKE
>what size?
>MEDIUM
>anything else?
>NO AND IF YOU WOULD HAVE LISTENED THE FIRST TIME TO MY INCREDIBLY SIMPLE ORDER YOU WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO ASK ME SO MANY DAMN QUESTIONS
why are the people working the drive thru so fucking incompetent?

>>8133667
The salad is X'd out you autistic fuck.

>>8134807
Because the people in the front window are bitching for help, the manager is bitching about everything, the nigger cooks are singing like someone put chains on them, and every single word you said is under a different menu on the register that requires a few clicks to get to. To top it all off the turnover rate is so high that everyone is always just figuring things out, and they put the newest person in the store on back window taking orders. Almost forgot, they're also taking everyone in front of you's money, and adding all the shit that person forgot to their order while trying to get what you want. And you won't speak loud and clear into the speaker so you're hard to understand in the first place, but they can't say anything without fearing the manager coming back throwing a shit fit.

That's why they have a hard time. You're not their only customer, you entitled fuccboi.

Yeah, I want a pair of white teenage girls.

To go.

>>8133606
Eating in a car [10]
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Eating alone at home [8]
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Eating with your family [5]
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Eating inside with all the stinky fucking degenerates [0]

>go to McDonald's drive-thru
>order is $11.91
>girl at first window asks for $11.19
>I know something is up but don't say anything
>assume she'll find her mistake
>she doesn't
>give her the money
>go to next window
>tell the lady at that window
>she gets the manager
>tell him
>he says it's okay
>I get $0.72 off at McDonald's

>>8128369
Thanks for sharing your fucked up health issues on here. Now go to a doctor

>>8124040
UHHHHH THANK YOU BYE
I tend to panic in drive thru situation s

>>8124040
Big Mac meal and a coke. Motherfucker

>>8135207
The meal comes with the coke.

>>8135128

HOLY SHIT BRO YOU RIPPED OFF A MULTI BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION

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Why is Mcdonalds so shit at actually making the burgers. Whenever I give them another chance and order a mchicken it always ends up looking like this shit. It still tastes okay but the sauce is never evenly distributed, they always give either too much or too little lettuce.
Overall 3/10

one medarge fries please

>>8135216
MOTHA-FUCKA!

>>8135273
kek
anyone have that pasta?

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>>8135128
MCTHIEF DETECTED
TRACKING. . . . . . COMPLETE
TARGET LOCKED
MIDF ENGAGED

>>8124040
2 for $5 triple cheeseburger and a ten piece nuggets

>>8135360
If you're going two for 5, you're retarded for not getting big Macs.

For me it would have to be the McChicken

>>8124040
Bring back chicken selects pham

NIGGA ARE YOU SAYIN CHICKEN SELECTS ARE BACK HELL YES THANK YOU BASED GOD

>>8133018
Sounds like a simple mistake..
why didnt you just return it and get a free meal or some shit? Unless it was uncooked..

>>8135265
How is that not evenly distributed? The rest of the mayo is under the lettuce you autist.

>>8135513
Because he's retarded. Your not seeing that has me questioning you though.

>>8133606
stale old pasta

>>8135360
mcdonalds triple cheeseburger wow